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Author Topic: Insomnia ,, Berlin 5th May  (Read 1203 times)

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After weighing up the options of what Berlin had to offer I felt Insomnia had to have a visit and from the reports on the board thought I would go along

This is my second visit on the day  a previous one being to Airport girls .  :dance: :dance:


Caught a taxi from my hotel to Insomnia  the taxi driver was spot on spoke very good English , he spent a thew years in Manchester and London at uni. 

I thought may be a taxi might of had a stigma going to a venue like this but by all acounts the taxi driver drops a lot of people of there ,, even gave me his mobile number to call to pick me back up ,, rather nice of him .

On was to the venue nearly came in my pants a redhead 6ft 6 in mega high heels trust me to be coming in just behind her. ,,, wow ,,,


Paid my fee got asked had I been hear before ,, had a tour around by a very chatty German lad rather sound to be honest ,,

Wow a kid in a sweet shop with a gold card. ,,,,

A black girl walked past me followed by a couple of lads ,, no sooner was she on the bed she was jumped   I was stood rather enjoying my self watching the action one lad got up and left so thought why not got my self in there and got sucked straight away don't think she spoke English as most of that she was saying was German ,,, who cares ,,, 

She was being fucked silly by lad after lad  I was about to shoot and thought fuck is it polite to say some thing ,, she must of known and put a hand around and onto my arse and pulled me right in and I exploded in her mouth ,,, and she wasn't go to stop there had to get up way to sensetive

Rather impressed by it thought a little bit more watching ,, she must of had about 15 lads in that time and was still going

Went to the bar for a drink ,, the place was bouncing  so,had a walk around ,, the gyno chair was a large crowd thought owww.

Had a look over. Thank fuck I'm 6ft 5 ,, tall enough to see over the short arses ,, there was a small blonde in the chair legs up wide ,, with a plumpish short haired woman in pvc with mega thigh high boots on fucking her with a strap on ,,, while she was wanking lads of    ,,,,

The girl in the pvc was t exactly lush but the pvc and massive tits had an appeal all of them own ,,

Had a bit more of a look around  then noticed the very tall redhead at the bar totally starkers fuck me. When God was giving out body's she was right at the front of the que ,,, fucking amazing she's only British ,,,  Hellen ,,

Had a good chat with her one thing lead to another lucky for me she likes lads with tats.  Fucked her silly amazing deep throat ,,, she can suck a golf ball though a hose pipe ,,  just when you think things can not get better she tells me to fuck her arse ,,, heaven is a place called insomnia  wow

Blew twice with Hellen. What a girl ,,,   

After a chill and a perv  and a look around I noticed the PVC clad girl in the thigh boots disappear arounde corner ,, thought want to see,this knocked a lass over in the rush ,, a true gent stopped picked her up said sorry ,, didn't understand English but the guy she was with did ,, so made my apology  and went to find miss PVC. 

She was being gang banged by an army of lads ,, massive tits and I mean massive ,,,
So a space came free so thought why not  jumped in and fucked her silly and I mean fucked her silly for a plumpish girl she was one hell of a fuck no English at all from her but hey ,,, lingo isn't needed. One hell of a fuck. 

Got sucked by a milf next to the dance floor ,,, it's impossible to catch every thing ,, the place was jumping people every were ,,   My eyes were popping out of my head.

I was just going to the bar when I was grabbed by a little blonde and in a very sexy German accent demanded I fuck her arse ,,, passed me a bottle of lube and a condom and asked me again

Rude not to ,,, amazing ,, and I mean amazing  with her being small and about size 10 picked her up put her legs over this bar thing in front and  went to town  ,,  thank god I took some little blue helpers with me.

Had to have a brake at the bar  talk about being fucked ,,,   Wow.   Made my mind up if I win the lottery I'm selling up and buying a place like this.  Amazing ,,,,   

If any one says there isn't a heaven they need to get there arses of to this place. ,,   

In all I fucked 8 girls fristed 3 arse fucked another two.   And watched the girl in the choir thing take on 31 lads ,,,   

Have to say it's an amazing place fully enjoyed my self. 

Had to retire I was sure my balls  were falling of.   A totally mind blowing night fucking amazing


In all. Girls top rate
Venue top rate
Action top rate

Highly recommend the Thursday night to other lads who like action at a rapid pace.   

Amazing

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Offline Steve2

Glad you enjoyed it DD. Dare I say I told you so

Unless people have been to Insomnia , they won't even begin to get their head round what an amazing place it is   :hi:

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Many thanks Steve

Top recommendation ,, that's the good thing about boards like uk punting  you get an insight on what's hot to trot

Don't get me wrong ,, way to many babes there ,, granted have to say what ever your taste in girls you,had it there ... 

I'm back there next month and to be honest going back again

Thanks for the guidance steve   :hi:

If any one else is looking for non stop action I'd highly recommend it ,,  I go ton swingers party's a lot in the uk. So this didn't put me back ,, for any one new heading that way ,,

My advice,is chill take it all in go at your own pace as there are girls to suite all tastes just enjoy the view and fill ya boots  .

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Glad you enjoyed it DD. Dare I say I told you so

Unless people have been to Insomnia , they won't even begin to get their head round what an amazing place it is   :hi:

Hi Dave , if my calendar is correct you went on a Thursday which I think I'm right in saying is usually a full gangbang more  kinky evening than some of the others , if so could I ask what time you rocked up . I notice it finishes on a Thursday around midnight .

Thanks for such a great read , the review you wrote was superb .

Many thanks again.
Steve

It was a Thursday night yes

It was about 8pm when I turned up things were well away when I got there.  Highly recommend

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Hi Dave , if my calendar is correct you went on a Thursday which I think I'm right in saying is usually a full gangbang more  kinky evening than some of the others , if so could I ask what time you rocked up . I notice it finishes on a Thursday around midnight .

Thanks for such a great read , the review you wrote was superb .

Many thanks again.
Steve

Offline Ben4454


Good to see you had a great time Dave  :hi:

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It was banging mate

Rather keen to try what you did a little over of a street girl in a porn booth find that rather appealing  even more so is people not even raising an eye brow.   Dose any one in the sex shops ,, porn cabins ever say any think taking a girl in


Good to see you had a great time Dave  :hi:

Offline Ben4454


Well perhaps a polizi might have an interest but no one really cares. Obviously be cautious.
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How did you find things when you went ??  Apart from the local NYDP do the owners or others around give mutch cause for concern ,, have to say my last walk through the RLA there were some stunning stall blondes ,,, toady amazing to be honest.



Well perhaps a polizi might have an interest but no one really cares. Obviously be cautious.

Thanks for letting me know Dave , wow you crammed some serious action in a few small hours . Hats off to you Sir .

Offline Ben4454

How did you find things when you went ??  Apart from the local NYDP do the owners or others around give mutch cause for concern ,, have to say my last walk through the RLA there were some stunning stall blondes ,,, toady amazing to be honest.

It's all about the research prior to going on holiday into new punting locations. I usually research for a month before leaving. I will brush up on some basic language skills, the customs and how the punting scene works and then look deeper into actual venues.

I will then find a hotel which is central to where I plan on adventuring. To be clued up makes it all better. The worse thing you'd want is getting there and then writing a post on UKP asking people where are the best places to go! could waste valuable time  :music:
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Offline Steve2

Absolutely Ben 

I would never think of going somewhere new without researching. It would just be a waste of time :hi:

Offline Jerboa

Absolutely Ben 

I would never think of going somewhere new without researching. It would just be a waste of time :hi:

True, but some do, then post on here a couple of days before they leave expecting all the answers on a plate.




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