Yes mate I do realise , and if you can't understand I had an amazing time while with her and have left such a positive review without having to write some form of porn film dialogue
You write your review how you see fit but we do like our gore on here.
Her performance is well documented but if she were a new face I'd be one of the members that wanted a more gory review, not for the wanking fodder but for the confirmation of all likes delivered.
"She sucked my bare cock like a Dyson"... tells me that she delivers the owo enthusiastically.
"I'm a gentleman so I won't go into details" tells me nothing.
Does she deliver the positions, owo, cim etc etc etc?
That's why we like the warts and all, it's not about the thrill, it's about confirmation of delivered services.
Just explaining the thinking behind a lot of the lads opinions on here.
You're in the ukp working mens club now, no need to watch your P's and Q's