Yorkshire!

[stevedave]

This is a bit of a bollocks, congratulationary post so admin, feel free to remove.

I just want to thank all the Yorkshire punters out there that contribute to this board (even some of special friends from over the border  ) - when I joined around this time last year, the Yorkshire board was fairly quiet, and there was 4 pages of Yorkshire reviews, dating back to 2013.

Now, the Yorkshire forum seems pretty lively, and we have 8 pages of reviews, and plenty more to come I'm sure.

Not much more to say other than keep up the good work lads, the biggest county in the country needs to lead by example 

[cueball]

(even some of special friends from over the border  ) -

You're welcome

The house of Lancaster will continue to raid your lasses.

In fact, I've got a plan 

[justfornow]

Yes it really turned around within the past few months.

When I joined it looked like bod666 and maybe 1-2 other members were doing reviews on here.
Now this part of ukp is full of active contributing members.

[cueball]

As we have the north west podging team, are you lads officially the Yorkshire pudding club?

[Showtimestar]

This is a bit of a bollocks, congratulationary post so admin, feel free to remove.

I just want to thank all the Yorkshire punters out there that contribute to this board (even some of special friends from over the border  ) - when I joined around this time last year, the Yorkshire board was fairly quiet, and there was 4 pages of Yorkshire reviews, dating back to 2013.

Now, the Yorkshire forum seems pretty lively, and we have 8 pages of reviews, and plenty more to come I'm sure.

Not much more to say other than keep up the good work lads, the biggest county in the country needs to lead by example 

 

[hullad]

You're welcome

The house of Lancaster will continue to raid your sheep

In fact, I've got a plan 

Typo corrected

Lancashire born n bred
Strong in arm, weak in ead.....

[cueball]

Typo corrected

Lancashire born n bred
Strong in arm, weak in ead.....

 

[mrfishyfoo]

Well I must say that fluffy as it may sound its been an absolute pleasure to be involved in this. Not half as much a pleasure as shagging on those hotties has been though  . I have every intention of keeping my end up and contributing more.

Only downside is that there are quite a few members who are taking but not contributing. So come on guys you know who you are get reviewing !!!

[Tallboy2]

You're welcome

The house of Lancaster will continue to raid your lasses.

In fact, I've got a plan 

Is it a 'cunning' plan?

[Tallboy2]

Well I must say that fluffy as it may sound its been an absolute pleasure to be involved in this. Not half as much a pleasure as shagging on those hotties has been though  . I have every intention of keeping my end up and contributing more.

Only downside is that there are quite a few members who are taking but not contributing. So come on guys you know who you are get reviewing !!!

I second every fishy word😜

[cueball]

Is it a 'cunning' plan?

Yes, I'm slipping back over the border shortly.

Whilst I'm a cross border raider, I consider myself a guest member of the "yorkshire pudding club"

 

Official Yorkshire pudding club members may not agree though 

[threechilliman]

Yes, I'm slipping back over the border shortly.

Whilst I'm a cross border raider, I consider myself a guest member of the "yorkshire pudding club"

 

Official Yorkshire pudding club members may not agree though 

Get stuck in mate. The pudding club girls love a bit of lancs sausage.

Already planning my next raid.

tcm

[mrfishyfoo]

Yes, I'm slipping back over the border shortly.

Whilst I'm a cross border raider, I consider myself a guest member of the "yorkshire pudding club"

 

Official Yorkshire pudding club members may not agree though 

Ha !! Ha !! We are a friendly bunch really  and we do actually enjoy reading your podging tales .

Far as I am concerned anyone who raids our lasses is welcome to  as long as they treat them right and give them a good fucking  .

Oh and of course we get to read the write up after  .

[cueball]

I've been back over the border again, you buggers missed me....again 

[mrfishyfoo]

I've been back over the border again, you buggers missed me....again 

Fucking hell CB I know some of your better lasses have been putting their prices up  but surely its not that bad on the wrong side of the border    ??

[Tallboy2]

I've been back over the border again, you buggers missed me....again 

I call an official general meeting of the 'Yorkshire  Pudding Club' of which I shall be treasurer, I nominate Fish Food as Secretary and Trev as Chairman. All members to pay £100 to the treasurer who will spend it wisely on Club expenses.
We need this meeting to discuss the blatent raiding of our lovely flock by some of the House of Lancaster sausage club members. And to discuss the fact that our flock seem to encourage these scoundrels to return on a regular basis.
At the meeting we need to also discuss whether these raids are causing us, the Yorkshire Pudding Club Official Members,  a reduced quality of service from our flock as they are being hammered by these foreigners.

[cueball]

I call an official general meeting of the 'Yorkshire  Pudding Club' of which I shall be treasurer, I nominate Fish Food as Secretary and Trev as Chairman. All members to pay £100 to the treasurer who will spend it wisely on Club expenses.
We need this meeting to discuss the blatent raiding of our lovely flock by some of the House of Lancaster sausage club members. And to discuss the fact that our flock seem to encourage these scoundrels to return on a regular basis.
At the meeting we need to also discuss whether these raids are causing us, the Yorkshire Pudding Club Official Members,  a reduced quality of service from our flock as they are being hammered by these foreigners.

 

Your lasses love us sophisticated lads, one sniff of Lancashire and they're like bisto kids following the scent asking for one way bus tickets to cross the penines 

[Tallboy2]

Your lasses love us sophisticated lads, one sniff of Lancashire and they're like bisto kids following the scent asking for one way bus tickets to cross the penines 

Points to discuss at the meeting:
1. Build a fence

[stevedave]

Points to discuss at the meeting:
1. Build a fence

If you're calling me Trev, I'm calling you Donald 

We've just got to come to terms with the fact that every now and then our fine women will have to slum it with our red rose neighbours 

[Tallboy2]

If you're calling me Trev, I'm calling you Donald 

We've just got to come to terms with the fact that every now and then our fine women will have to slum it with our red rose neighbours 

Well said Trev

[CityTillIDie]

You might build a fence but this will keep me in, not out!
I'm a Red Rose in the centre of York bringing culture and civilisation to the locals for nearly two decades.

CTID

[cueball]

You might build a fence but this will keep me in, not out!
I'm a Red Rose in the centre of York bringing culture and civilisation to the locals for nearly two decades.

CTID

Our man on the inside 

[Tallboy2]

You might build a fence but this will keep me in, not out!
I'm a Red Rose in the centre of York bringing culture and civilisation to the locals for nearly two decades.

CTID

oh my God we've been infiltrated! What no decent flock your side?

[cueball]

What no decent flock your side?

Yes, plenty but we're greedy fuckers, we want your mob too

[CityTillIDie]

I'm trying to use my penis to change the sound of some of these long flat Yorkshire vowel sounds.

All I'm getting is more consonants

Mmmmffffff

I shall stay and persevere

 

[Tallboy2]

Yes, plenty but we're greedy fuckers, we want your mob too

What's your best  recommended Lancashire punt bearing in mind I'm in Leeds

[cueball]

What's your best  recommended Lancashire punt bearing in mind I'm in Leeds

There's so many, pm me your preferences

[mrfishyfoo]

I call an official general meeting of the 'Yorkshire  Pudding Club' of which I shall be treasurer, I nominate Fish Food as Secretary and Trev as Chairman. All members to pay £100 to the treasurer who will spend it wisely on Club expenses.
We need this meeting to discuss the blatent raiding of our lovely flock by some of the House of Lancaster sausage club members. And to discuss the fact that our flock seem to encourage these scoundrels to return on a regular basis.
At the meeting we need to also discuss whether these raids are causing us, the Yorkshire Pudding Club Official Members,  a reduced quality of service from our flock as they are being hammered by these foreigners.

Umm I am sure I heard the magical words "gang" and "bang" not long ago. Maybes we declare a truce and allow the Lancashire sausage club in on the action then that most notable of words "orgy" will be required.