Vanessa From Glasgow

[Jock D]

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Incall £80 Half Hour

I've been aware of Vanessa for a long time now , but have never considered a punt with her, as in the 2 pics available for public viewing on her AW profile, she looks like a bloke in  a bad wig. However, as frequently  seems to be the case for me these days, I was really scrambling around to get a short notice booking. So in sheer desperation I called her, and she answered first time, and sounded female, so I went ahead and booked. She sent me her postcode by text and asked me to call when in the street. She's in Dennistoun, Alexandra Parade end, and it's her own home. Once inside, I was relieved to see she looks a lot better than in the flesh than the pics. She has adopted the Eastern European tradition,  of askinig you to take your shoes off before entering her cream? carpeted boudoir. Should just clarify, she's a pure East End a Glesca wee wummin though.

She is small/petite and was wearing a predominantly black basque and sussies with peroxide hair(possibly some extensions?) and had a decent pair of tits on her, overall quite a sexy looking Milf. Age wise I would put her in the mid/late forties category. Paid her the cash, she got me a drink, bit of chit chat and then we moved onto the bed and got down to it. Started of with a prolonged and quite enjoyable snogging session FK leading to DFK and a bit of mutual groping. Moved onto her sucking me and this was particularly enjoyable, as I could watch her in the mirrored wardrobe, as she varied her technique quite a bit, to good effect. I was in fact very tempted to let her carry on to completion, but as I had shelled out £80, I decided to get a bit more of my money's worth, so shagged her fiirstly in mish then doggy before ripping the rubber off, for her to finish me with more oral.

All in all, a decent enough service, good flat, easy free parking, she's friendly, quite enthusiastic, fit looking, good body for her age.  However, she's charging £80 for a half hour appointment and quite frankly that's way too much  If she lowered her prices to a realistic level i.e. £60 I would probably visit again, but at her current sky high rate she is not VFM.

[chico1000]

So was her daughter not available.

[Burnside]

Seems like a positive review to me if her fees were a bit lower.

[DG]

Seems like a positive review to me if her fees were a bit lower.

I agree, looks positive to me; you knew she was charging £80 before you went and she seemed to deliver on all fronts. Dangerous game this reviewing lark; seems like you just can't please everyone 

[Burnside]

I agree, looks positive to me; you knew she was charging £80 before you went and she seemed to deliver on all fronts. Dangerous game this reviewing lark; seems like you just can't please everyone 

Well said D G 

[Game of scones]

Was a bit of a regular with this wee hoor a few years ago was always £60. First time I saw her she squeezed 3 pops out of me in a 30 min appt .Always found her a genuinely dirty horny wee ride 👍

[Jock D]

I agree, looks positive to me; you knew she was charging £80 before you went and she seemed to deliver on all fronts. Dangerous game this reviewing lark; seems like you just can't please everyone 

Punting is always going to be subjective, I try and be balanced in my reviews by giving pro's and cons no matter what rating I'm giving the punt, bearing in mind that the purpose of the review is to give fellow punters an overall picture and let them make their own judgement form there. On this occassion, I actually thought I was giving her the benefit of the doubt by giving her a neutral rating, when I could easily have given her a negative based on the fact she's way too expensive for the service she provides. Anyway, my punt, my opinion, my rating...deal with it. 

[mavgoose]

Neutral seems fair. Good review.
I'd consider her at £60. I like a dirty milf.
No way at 80 though.

[bensonhedges20]

So was her daughter not available.

Whos her daughter?

LucyS?

[Burnside]

You said that she's a typical east end lass.
Did she speak like a ned or not.

[Jock D]

Whos her daughter?

LucyS?

Bingo! 

[Jock D]

You said that she's a typical east end lass.
Did she speak like a ned or not.

Give her a call and judge for yourself...I'm not here to do your detective work for you. 

[Burnside]

Give her a call and judge for yourself...I'm not here to do your detective work for you. 

I thought the idea of u.k.p was to share experiences with each other.

[Jock D]

I thought the idea of u.k.p was to share experiences with each other.

Burntbackside, you know your not allowed to access the internet without your carer/support worker supervising you...so log off now so you don't get into any bother. 

[Burnside]

Burntbackside, you know your not allowed to access the internet without your carer/support worker supervising you...so log off now so you don't get into any bother. 

Thanks for that as Vanesa has now been added to my hot list.
You've been very little help, and makes me wonder did you seer her.

[camcorder]

Had a few strange experiences recently with trying to book her. Seen her before via AW, once in her own flat and once when she worked from Lucy's place. Both times we exchanged good feedback afterwards. Both times I enjoyed myself. Phoned her, got voicemail. She called back and said she was available that day and asked for what times I was looking at, told her and she said she would check her diary and call me back (which seemed odd - surely you have a rough idea in your head when you can and can't meet today). Anyway she never did phone back and say yes or no. Didn't aswer her phone when I called back or reply to 2 more texts asking to let me know one way or another.

I liked her enough to still be up for another try but if I get a third experience of thinking we are going to meet and then she doesn't confirm or let me know one way or another I will give up and move on.