Woke up this morning full of the joys of spring, a great duo on Tuesday and fabulous massage yesterday, both reviewed. The sun was shining and I was horny, had some free time around lunch so got to work on my hotlist and found this gruesome twosome.
This punt was absolute proof that you get what you pay for and I feel like a mug for having even the briefest thought that that old theory would be proved wrong.
All services were advertised on the profiles, look good, right?
Comms were easy with Cleo via text and call, she suggested Stacie as a duo partner because she would provide the best service in a threesome.
Agreed £170 for one hour plus £20 for kissing so the hour cost me £210.
It all started so well, I found parking virtually bang outside and a gorgeous, obviously working, girl was loading her suitcases into a taxi.
They belong to Diva, https://www.adultwork.com/ViewGroup.asp?GroupID=21198
a group of Hungarian & Polish girls working out of a basement flat in a not bad street in a reasonable area 5 minutes from Earls Court station.
stated 20, reality late 20s, cropped blonde, 5’5”, big natural tits, not as big as the photos but she looks a lot like them, slim waist, nice arse, great figure, seriously, slim size 8, wearing a bra & pants, she and the mirrored headboard and the price and a semi hard on made me stay. She wears that slavic disinterested look with occasional smiling well, has perfunctory English although understands plenty.
stated 21, reality late 20s, dark haired Hungarian gipsy, 5’3”, dark, wiry hair, strong hint of sideburns, face like a robber's dog, you get the drift. Size 10, in her dreams, good, tubby size 12, pendulous tits, pot belly and big arse, a beast with a big smile who greeted me in pink velour hotpants and blue velour crop top, she speaks pretty good English.
I showered and returned to the bedroom, we undressed, they started fondling my cock, both kissed, Cleo with closed mouth, in hindsight I’m thankful for that, Stacie, open mouthed, with a bit of tongue, they performed perfunctory owo, wet wipes each handover, not too deep, Stacie managed to get most of it in a couple of times but no attemps at proper deep throat or gagging. I grabbed tits & arses, was met with sharp intakes of breath at mild hair grabbing, nipple tweaks or attempted fingering.
I fucked them both in cowgirl and got them sat on the bed side by side so I could unload over their tits, lucky for me, unlucky for them it was a big, multi spurt load that went on tits, chests, arms, shoulders and horror of horrors, faces [I screamed COME ON in my head with that one].
They cleaned up, I cleaned up, oiled them both up, the porkers tits delivered a pretty good tit wank, I groped and grabbed as they gave me double handed relief with attention to cock and balls until I shot a second wad all over their hands and my belly.
I showered, pondering the fact that these girls come over here, encourage by whatever Sergei’s name is in Hungarian for a few weeks and do something they fucking hate for money, in the process delivering a piss poor service in a detached manner to punters who will never come back.
I left thinking why the fuck did I bother and I bet the tart who was leaving as I arrived would’ve been crap too.