One of the reasons why I only do the 'first available slot' of the WG day. Then It becomes easy to say in the call 1hr before booking, to confirm your on you are on the way "just going to jump into the shower" - which I do
The only requirements I have for a punt are OWO (prior to anything else - CIM included), so all the bits need to be squeaky to satisfy WG.
Don't mind taking a shower (as long as clock is not ticking) when I arrive, but then beware those pet peeves of ALL woman:
1. "he just dumped the towel on the floor - why did he not put it into the bath etc.etc."
2. " did not dry himself properly off before getting onto bed"
3. etc. etc.
When you get to my advanced age, I am confused enough trying to remember the slightest detail, never mind every other idiosyncrasy to prevent starting off on a bad note.
The other point that was made by one my regulars (when I explained I don't use deodorant) was that she claimed that in the throes of passion, her hair could swing in to my sweaty armpit and the smell
is very difficult to get rid of, without her having to wash hair again.
As far as shaving my nether regions - only started doing this recently and have, so far just received compliments on 'taking the effort' - I too am not keen on having "poobic hare shtuck in bakkof froat"
(I fear someday I might be found dead in my shower - Coroners report ' cause of death - misadventure. Forehead caved in by shower mixer, razor embedded firmly up rectum')
I too own shares in Corsadyl
This is not being all fluffy and kind - it has just helped hugely in upping my success rate (on my VERY careful selection) of WG's and decreased frustration.