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Offline fairfield

Well as my Mam used to say cleaniness is next to holiness and worshipping my rod need not be a dirty affair  :cool:
My dear old Ma used to say - a "bit o' dirt nivir hurt no one" - but then we did live next door to the gas works.   

Offline fairfield


Hygiene is a different matter especially if you want to receive a good service

Punther, 'et tu, - you brute!'
If gotta get the tin bath off the kitchen wall, not sure have the strength to lift it back up anymore.
A cats lick at the sink is usually enuff to keep the flies away.

Joking apart i would still maintain that there is a difference between being clean and being hygienically sanitized.
Anyone up for a 'blanket protest'?


Offline stevedave


I agree that the girls should always give their best but they are human and it is hardly rocket science that they might just suck your cock with more enthusiasm if they know it has just been washed.

+1 I've said this recently on the "punting traditions" thread - even if I've had a shower 10 minutes before, I always have a quick one upon arrival. It just makes things easier.

I agree it shouldn't be taken out of the time paid for, but sadly more than often is.

+1 I've said this recently on the "punting traditions" thread - even if I've had a shower 10 minutes before, I always have a quick one upon arrival. It just makes things easier.

Like a court of law, it removes reasonable doubt from their minds  !  :crazy:


Offline SUMO61

Momachan I would suggest you take little notice of Fairfield. You turn up to a punt with even a hint of body odour and you'll have a very limited experience.

I personally make sure I'm squeaky clean and that includes shaved balls and trimmed pits. I always take the offer of a shower and this is more to put her mind at rest Im good and clean. The shower only takes a couple of minutes, you're not washing your hair. I just mainly just give the shagging equipment, arse and pits a quick soaping and rinse.

To be fair I always book an hour so it doesn't really make much of a dent in the time I'm there. For a half hour booking I can see it being an issue of when the clock stars ticking.


and that includes shaved balls and trimmed pits...

How very metrosexual...the youth of today  :rolleyes:

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and that includes shaved balls and trimmed pits...

How very metrosexual...the youth of today  :rolleyes:

Well I'm not as young as you probably think and I'm pretty sure I'm not on my own in having shiny gonads.   :cool:

Offline SUMO61

Well I'm not as young as you probably think and I'm pretty sure I'm not on my own in having shiny gonads.   :cool:

Well taken FL, good on yer  :drinks:

Come on guys, who doesn't have clean shaven balls nowadays???

A hairless dick and balls has got increased chances to receive a good servicing!

Online Malvolio

Come on guys, who doesn't have clean shaven balls nowadays???

A hairless dick and balls has got increased chances to receive a good servicing!

I have never let a razor blade anywhere near my balls - but that hasn't stopped several WGs from taking an (unprompted) suck on them.  Just make sure you're clean when you want to get down to business and if the WG has a good attitude pubic hair will not be a problem.

Never turned up to a punt unclean but have sometimes showered for show to appease the owo 'at discretion' types.

annoying when you turn up fresh as a daisy but they still wipe ur cock with a babywipe without even checking. May as well not have bothered.

Online mrhappypants

This is a subject (like many others) where I changed my behaviour after discussion on UKP.

Like many others I always showered just before a punt (what else is gym membership for  :lol:) so as I was sparklingly clean I declined a shower on the few occasions it was offered - but the offer has never been a really frequent thing for me.  However now I will always say yes so that, as mentioned above, it gives the girl confidence that you are clean and it may just increase her performance a notch.

I agree that the girls should always give their best but they are human and it is hardly rocket science that they might just suck your cock with more enthusiasm if they know it has just been washed.

It may be a coincidence but the first time I followed this policy it was a fucking awesome shag!!  :yahoo:

+1. I was recently at a public swimming baths where some disgusting bastard's cock was so smelly it stank out the changing room!  A WG will be dealing with a cross section of humanity that includes those specimens who don't even know how to wipe their arse properly after having a shit.  Accept the offer of a shower and double tap your cock, crack and pits.

Offline Notpastit

Take a shower/hairwash/shave etc before leaving home

That's why I don't punt evenings after work these days, too sweaty/knackered on arrival esp if been on crowded rush hour tubes etc

Only exception otherwise at weekend/day off etc if stuck on tube, hot day etc en route so quickly in shower 2-3 mins.

Never been docked time, otherwise give cock a freshen up 1st if I've been pissing out of it! - then down to action!

No complaints as yet!

Nice to have one after with the lady in question if that's on offer?

One of the reasons why I only do the 'first available slot' of the WG day. Then It becomes easy to say in the call 1hr before booking, to confirm your on you are on the way "just going to jump into the shower" - which I do

The only requirements I have for a punt are OWO (prior to anything else - CIM included), so all the bits need to be squeaky to satisfy WG.

Don't mind taking a shower (as long as clock is not ticking) when I arrive, but then beware those pet peeves of ALL woman:
1. "he just dumped the towel on the floor - why did he not put it into the bath etc.etc."
2. " did not dry himself properly off before getting onto bed"
3. etc. etc.

When you get to my advanced age, I am confused enough trying to remember the slightest detail, never mind every other idiosyncrasy to prevent starting off on a bad note.

The other point that was made by one my regulars (when I explained I don't use deodorant) was that she claimed that in the throes of passion, her hair could swing in to my sweaty armpit and the smell
is very difficult to get rid of, without her having to wash hair again.

As far as shaving my nether regions - only started doing this recently and have, so far just received compliments on 'taking the effort' - I too am not keen on having "poobic hare shtuck in bakkof froat"
(I fear someday I might be found dead in my shower - Coroners report ' cause of death - misadventure. Forehead caved in by shower mixer, razor embedded firmly up rectum')

I too own shares in Corsadyl

This is not being all fluffy and kind - it has just helped hugely in upping my success rate (on my VERY careful selection) of WG's and decreased frustration.

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The other point that was made by one my regulars (when I explained I don't use deodorant) was that she claimed that in the throes of passion, her hair could swing in to my sweaty armpit and the smell
is very difficult to get rid of, without her having to wash hair again.

Thats the major downside of body hair. It does trap smell. I tend to stay trimmed but not smooth and use anti-antiperspirant rather than deodorant. Its the job of the hair to reduce friction and I just cant stick out adapting to being shaven long enough to get used to it. Plus I'm too lazy to take a razor my face let alone anywhere else. Clippers keep everything tidy.

Offline JV547845

I always say I've just had a bath, but offer to shower again if they want me to.  Two WGs told me to shower, but not to take too long in the shower as one punter took 10 minutes in there once while they were left on the bed waiting for them!  I was happy to do so after they'd offered me champagne too. 

I always figure if a civvy you'd pulled asked you to shower it you'd do it, so I have no problem.  A freshly showered and baby oiled young hottie is amazing :)

Worth mentioning in a review though if showering is on the clock, and it ought ot be on their profile, but to be honest guys, if this is a big deal for you, then you're allowed to ask the WG before you book her.  If she's not able to communicate well about simple things like showering, then it's a bit of a warning sign anyway.

Offline Lister

Come on guys, who doesn't have clean shaven balls nowadays???

A hairless dick and balls has got increased chances to receive a good servicing!

Now that would give the OH something to be suspicious about!  :scare:

I started shaving my balls when I noticed my first grey hair down there - at least that's the reason I told my OH

It's one of the reasons why I always book for one hour at least now.  Taking a quick shower before a 30 minute appointment will probably end up making you rush.  I also carry wipes with me, and tend to wipe my arse and cock in the local public toilets if one is nearby.

Offline Hyundai

Francesca Bambi is the only girl who's insisted on it. She said it was for her peace of mind. I'd showered less than 30 minutes earlier.

I suppose you can at least keep your clothes off  ;)
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Offline hullad

Being ex military pesonal hygene is second nature, a full shower first thing, attention to knob n bollox, shave and on with anti persperant, talc , food spray , mouth wash and after shave.

If I am on a punt the above is repeated just before I depart, double check on three piece suite. I do not shave the nads, razors and that area is a no go after an accident a few years ago. I have a trimmer which I keep the grass on the pitch to very minimum levels with less chance of becoming a Jewish.

If asked I will and have had a shower all very nice , like one after a punt to remove any "smells that would arouse interest elsewhere" nothing worse then the smell of sex on you and walking into home......

If I am going on a punt I will shower before I set off,  but always ask and have a shower there too. 

More than anything you are telling them you are clean and it is important to you.  I don't see how you could expect their best otherwise and that is what I am hoping for. 



Wonder how theyd react if i said "you first then"

I think the thread Ellie Rose started on UKE might just have the answers.  I'm getting slaughtered over there!


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Offline fairfield

I'm getting slaughtered over there!
Your post prompted me to look there properly for the first time - what on earth made you venture into a LaLa land where the WGs are all perfect and their immaculate boudoirs are full of adoring bright and shiny swains?

Given the venues i have visited, i would laugh my (smelly) socks off if the WG said a shower was compulsory. We are all human FFS, - 'i smell, therefore i am' - to paraphrase a great thinker.   

Your post prompted me to look there properly for the first time - what on earth made you venture into a LaLa land..

It was certainly interesting.  Next time I want to live dangerously, I'm going to book one of the ladies from that thread for an outcall and insist she showers at my house before I pay her and before we start the clock. 
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