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 Wheres the strangest place you have punted and where would you like to punt

for me i would like a nice summer outdoor punt ...

I rather fancy a bonk in the middle of the Humber Bridge

AFoAF

Offline itsmekurt

In an office block-cum-warehouse in the middle of Manchester. ;)

Always wanted to shag a Carol Vorderman look-alike in the cockpit of Concorde at Mach 1.2 :cool:

Offline Lucy chambers

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I rather fancy a bonk in the middle of the Humber Bridge

AFoAF
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You clearly didn't grow up near there- its a rite of passage. You could have done it for free  :D

A client of mine lives on a houseboat, that was cool.

Offline Linc09

I rather fancy a bonk in the middle of the Humber Bridge

AFoAF

I've done a dogging session with KirieGGG just over the Humber. She is fithly!

Offline brungle

Under the stage at a West End Theatre.
On the beach (during the day) in Bournemouth
In a doctor's consulting room - twice!
In a lock-up garage

Offline NIK

I've only ever had sex outside once. Me and a girlfriend got pissed one afternoon and she gave me oral in the countryside. I tried to persuade her to 'go the whole way' but she wasn't having any.
To be honest it's not something that I've ever been bothered about. Also strangely enough when I see porn scenes filmed outside they don't do as much for me as inside scenes.
Don't know why this is though.

Offline Linc09

I've only ever had sex outside once. Me and a girlfriend got pissed one afternoon and she gave me oral in the countryside. I tried to persuade her to 'go the whole way' but she wasn't having any.
To be honest it's not something that I've ever been bothered about. Also strangely enough when I see porn scenes filmed outside they don't do as much for me as inside scenes.
Don't know why this is though.

I think I must be getting old as the last time I watched porn with an outside scene my response was "I bet she's freezing!"

I'm gunna go fetch my pipe...

Offline Lurtz

My first sexual experience was outside, under a willow tree on the banks of a railway line. The 10:32 to Kings Cross sped past while I was fingering her.

My first sexual experience was outside, under a willow tree on the banks of a railway line. The 10:32 to Kings Cross sped past while I was fingering her.

Did you get a note of the head code? ;-)

AFoAF

Offline itsmekurt

That reminds me. I used to punt regularly at a place called No. 5 near Victoria Station – shut down years ago. That was one of those weird places built into the side of a railway bridge, so that if you happened to be on the vinegar stroke when a train came past, the earth really did move. :lol:

Offline distressed

I've had it off in two strange places,one an empty area office,had the sp on the stairs and over a desk.The other was on a hotel balcony overlooking the Pacific Ocean at Laguna Bay,CA.Would love to do a City supporter up the arse  in  the center circle at Old Trafford. :P

Offline Linc09

I'd like to do Sarah Cameron bareback in the middle of a council estate

Offline Tammy

Local police station.... not saying where though as that would give too much away :P

And no I was not being hauled in for solicitation lol

Offline Jerboa

Local police station.... not saying where though as that would give too much away :P

And no I was not being hauled in for solicitation lol

Wow you naughty girl lol,

Offline Lurtz

I got tossed off by my girlfriend in the 6th Form common room at school.

Offline Linc09

I got tossed off by my girlfriend in the 6th Form common room at school.

I lost my virginity in a graveyard. :)

Offline MK Lady

At one of the boat yards in Mk, on a canal long boat without a roof. Look straight ahead cosey rugs, old fashioned cast iron cooking stove, sofa, huge telly etc, look up TARPAULIN. Was a bit noisy if he booked me on a rainy night. He had to pick me up ONTO the boat and then I had to jump DOWN into his arms on the way off. Definately one of the weirder ones.

Offline distressed

At one of the boat yards in Mk, on a canal long boat without a roof. Look straight ahead cosey rugs, old fashioned cast iron cooking stove, sofa, huge telly etc, look up TARPAULIN. Was a bit noisy if he booked me on a rainy night. He had to pick me up ONTO the boat and then I had to jump DOWN into his arms on the way off. Definately one of the weirder ones.
That's my favourite dogging spot in Mk,so it was your head that kept bobbing up and down. ;)

Bizarre name for a pro$$ie, perhaps the clue to where you fuck her is in the title?! :unknown:

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Offline itk

Just outside Norwich in the middle of the afternoon by the railway track. In full view of the passing carriages.

Offline Paulie

I my dad's garden shed with my mate's sister (he let me do her for some comics). We were both under age and we got caught by a woman neighbour before I had cum. Man, the shit really hit the fan that evening!  :blush:

For me the sexiest woman on TV is the luscious Joanne Gosling



I would like to do her on a high-speed ICE in Germany, but failing that, anywhere, just anywhere at all :cool:

In my garden on bank holiday Monday, my ex mother in law's bathroom with my ex wife, blowjob in the middle lane of M25 between Heathrow & Chertsey at 80mph, numerous laybys in Norfolk, in my office at lunchtime (told my PA to hold all my calls!), got blown behind a curtain at the back of hotel meeting room while our group accountant made a presentation to my staff about new pension arrangements, with ex wife in pub toilet (ladies of course), Asda changing rooms, Salisbury cathedral. Those were the memorable ones at least.

Offline mh

In my garden on bank holiday Monday, my ex mother in law's bathroom with my ex wife, blowjob in the middle lane of M25 between Heathrow & Chertsey at 80mph, numerous laybys in Norfolk, in my office at lunchtime (told my PA to hold all my calls!), got blown behind a curtain at the back of hotel meeting room while our group accountant made a presentation to my staff about new pension arrangements, with ex wife in pub toilet (ladies of course), Asda changing rooms, Salisbury cathedral. Those were the memorable ones at least.

I suppose we've departed from the OP's question "Wheres the strangest place you have punted and where would you like to punt"

Unless you paid for all those encounters, MIW! What were you doing in your ex mother-in-law's bathroom anyway? Since you also had your ex wife in the pub toilet, I'm wondering if you are following her around.



And since my sarcasm has been hard for people to fathom recently, Yes, I know you probably mean the sex took place before she was your ex-wife.

I'd like to do Sarah Cameron bareback in the middle of a council estate

I think that should be Samantha Cameron but it doesn't matter now as Linc09 is no longer with us.


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