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Author Topic: What's the craziest, or most outrageous you've done with a WG  (Read 9758 times)

I did have a metal rod pushed down my bell end and then had an electric current run through it. All with a finger up my arse. Quite nice really.

Offline Gspotter

A WG inserted my big toe into her vagina for some foot fucking. I hadn't asked for it or expected it, just happened.

Bareback vaginal and anal sex after a tantric message. Not particularly outrageous but definitely a health risk. We got caught up in the moment and afterwards the WG said she hadn't had bareback sex for 7 years.
Banning reason: Slagging off UKP members

First time Anal with WG, and she sticks a butt plug up my ass and ask me to try and fist her at the same time. WTF never ever tried fisting so was a challenge but we got there with help of a lotta lube  :yahoo: ( should see how many positions we tried to get it right ) :dance:

There are some right belters shared on here, bravo to some of you for the imagination and effort.

Here are a couple of mine

1: fisting, right up to the wrist with a mature woman I used to see, Christ see let you get deep in her and she gushed like fuck all over my arm, that was my first woman that really soaked me during the booking...

2: a well known slut in Leeds, she's rather hardcore, anyway... Fucking her doggy style and actually standing on her face to push her down in to the bed, she loves getting it hard and treated like a total slut, so much fun...

3. Same woman from number 2, pissing in her mount and making her swallow, she's very good at the watersports during a booking and loves to be pissed on, which I'm happy to oblige with.

There are some right belters shared on here, bravo to some of you for the imagination and effort.

Here are a couple of mine

1: fisting, right up to the wrist with a mature woman I used to see, Christ see let you get deep in her and she gushed like fuck all over my arm, that was my first woman that really soaked me during the booking...

2: a well known slut in Leeds, she's rather hardcore, anyway... Fucking her doggy style and actually standing on her face to push her down in to the bed, she loves getting it hard and treated like a total slut, so much fun...

3. Same woman from number 2, pissing in her mount and making her swallow, she's very good at the watersports during a booking and loves to be pissed on, which I'm happy to oblige with.
Who is she sounds interesting

Offline AVGscot

Meeting a girl this week who's still lactating. Gonna be milky and messy.

Offline fredpunter

There are some right belters shared on here, bravo to some of you for the imagination and effort.

Here are a couple of mine

1: fisting, right up to the wrist with a mature woman I used to see, Christ see let you get deep in her and she gushed like fuck all over my arm, that was my first woman that really soaked me during the booking...

2: a well known slut in Leeds, she's rather hardcore, anyway... Fucking her doggy style and actually standing on her face to push her down in to the bed, she loves getting it hard and treated like a total slut, so much fun...

3. Same woman from number 2, pissing in her mount and making her swallow, she's very good at the watersports during a booking and loves to be pissed on, which I'm happy to oblige with.

How do you stand on someone's face while fucking them doggy? One or both would have to be a contortionist. Both feet or just one? Second thoughts .... I'd rather not know

Not sure my story quites fits into this category, but a long time ago and i mean along time ago (around 2003) i booked an escort from huddersfield  to come to me in Leeds for an hour, but while she was here it was pissing it down with severe heavy rain, anyway when she got into her car to leave her car wouldnt start and she had no breakdown cover, i knew it only needed a touch of wd40 around the plugs & i did tell her i would be able to sort it out for her in the morning and she was more than welcome stay, she agreed to stay and yes! i got an over night stay in the end! Lucky me!!  :P :D :lol: :dance: :drinks: :hi:

Meeting a girl this week who's still lactating. Gonna be milky and messy.

Link please. I am jealous. :D

Ok, I'll put in to this thread....

Wrist deep fisting with her squirting up my arm

Making one lass squirt all round the house, from the kitchen to the living room to the bedroom

Cumming right in her throat, not in her mouth, in her throat, she swallowed the lot whilst gipping.

Face fucking her holding the back of her head and pushing myself down her throat up to my taities until she puked up, she were thrutching, gagging, tears streaming down her face. I said "you ok?" She said "yes, I love it" I carried on.

Then there's the usual of anal on her, fucking her pussy with my thumb up her arse.

Can't think of any more at the minute.

who was the facefucking with cueball as I fancy some of that action as well

Offline dantheman

I got free mindfucks for two years after a wg told me she loved me.
Banning reason: Already given another chance for creating multiple accounts + Obsessed with certain prossie + Now making up some bollocks reason to ask Admin for email addresses of other UKP members who post about same prossie, despite them not having logged in for years

Offline Simplysimon

Was the filling in a sandwich with two TS ladies

Drinking her piss. I love girl piss if she's pretty enough.

Depending on the girl and the mood i have different ways of taking it too.

1. I put my mouth over her fanny so the stream goes directly down my throat.

2. She stands over my face and pisses on my face.

3. She pisses on the floor and i slurp it up.

4. I get her to piss in a bottle which i drink on my way home.


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How do you stand on someone's face while fucking them doggy? One or both would have to be a contortionist. Both feet or just one? Second thoughts .... I'd rather not know

I've seen this done in the pornos. Assume doggy position which her head and shoulders on the floor/bed. Move one of you legs over the side and put your foot on her head.

tonibell99

Drinking her piss. I love girl piss if she's pretty enough.

Depending on the girl and the mood i have different ways of taking it too.

1. I put my mouth over her fanny so the stream goes directly down my throat.

2. She stands over my face and pisses on my face.

3. She pisses on the floor and i slurp it up.

4. I get her to piss in a bottle which i drink on my way home.

That is just sooo wrong  :lol:


A particular favourite of mine is 'trifling'. She lies on top of me (we're both face up) and while I rub trifle (from the fridge) into her breasts, she masturbates with a dildo or vibrator of her choice (Hitachi Magic Wand, Rampant Rabbit and Double Whammy U-Bend - seen all of those in service of this pursuit). The women I've done this with tell me that they love the mixed textures and temperatures of the trifle constituents and my hands. That and the sheer kinky novelty of it have produced some amazing orgasms from what I've seen. (Now looking to organise a threesome where I trifle one woman, while the other licks her out, until orgasm is reached and the two change places.)

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A particular favourite of mine is 'trifling'. She lies on top of me (we're both face up) and while I rub trifle (from the fridge) into her breasts, she masturbates with a dildo or vibrator of her choice (Hitachi Magic Wand, Rampant Rabbit and Double Whammy U-Bend - seen all of those in service of this pursuit). The women I've done this with tell me that they love the mixed textures and temperatures of the trifle constituents and my hands. That and the sheer kinky novelty of it have produced some amazing orgasms from what I've seen. (Now looking to organise a threesome where I trifle one woman, while the other licks her out, until orgasm is reached and the two change places.)

SCREAMING laughing here. :lol: :yahoo:

This is the most bizzare thing i've read yet.

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5) having a friend empty her last clients used condom in my mouth when tied up and blindfolded and high. And even better she then pissed in my mouth!

I remember reading about this, dont know if it was you who posted it but there's a story on here of someone doing that.

It knocks me sick the very thought of it... i mean... eugghhh it could've been some old mans, or a dirty smelly tramps.

Offline fredpunter

I remember reading about this, dont know if it was you who posted it but there's a story on here of someone doing that.

It knocks me sick the very thought of it... i mean... eugghhh it could've been some old mans, or a dirty smelly tramps.

Pot and kettle?

Offline Shure

Who is she sounds interesting

I'd like to know who girl 2 is as well.

Offline DaveR

Stuck a Twix up her fanny and arse (one bar each hole)
then fed them to her.

Face fucked a right old dirty slut held her throat and nose so she couldn't breathe. Had to make my excuses and leave when she passed out*

toe fucked another girl, seemed to like it but I found it strange, especially as I still had my slippers on

ate Minstrels out of her snatch (Yes I like chocolate)

pissed on each other in the shower while rubbing lather into one another very horny

*joking

How do you stand on someone's face while fucking them doggy? One or both would have to be a contortionist. Both feet or just one? Second thoughts .... I'd rather not know

It's not as hard as you are thinking, just push her head down onto the bed and with my right leg, step on her head/face... I don't do it hard, I'm not trying to hurt her, just holding her down while fucking from behind... I actually saw this as a picture on an AW girl ages ago and thought "I must try that"

If you do a search for "doggy foot on head" there is a video on Porn Hub of exactly this

Enjoy


Drinking her piss. I love girl piss if she's pretty enough.

Depending on the girl and the mood i have different ways of taking it too.

1. I put my mouth over her fanny so the stream goes directly down my throat.

2. She stands over my face and pisses on my face.

3. She pisses on the floor and i slurp it up.

4. I get her to piss in a bottle which i drink on my way home.

Yes, pissing is almost a staple of any of my punts, SOAK ME PLEASE... Not so much into the drinking, but getting sprayed with it ticks all my boxes

Waiting in a hotel for a WG to arrive now and this is my only request... Soak the room please

Offline AVGscot

Link please. I am jealous. :D

https://www.adultwork.com/milkyjane
Not the biggest likes list but enough to get by for a niche meet. Will post a review when done.


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