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Author Topic: What's the craziest, or most outrageous you've done with a WG  (Read 9743 times)

Just wondering what's been the craziest thing, or most outrageous thing you've ever done with a WG. The sort of thing that you know your OH or a normal girl would just say not a chance of doing that. And if you've not managed to do whatever it is, what would you like your crazy thing to be?

Offline aking23

Had a girl oil up a nice firm pair of breasts and massage my asshole with her nipples once. Probably tame by some standards but can't imagine asking a civvie to do it.

Offline Expl1cit

I was tied up, blindfolded, gagged, then repeatedly kicked in the nuts until they turned blue, followed by the most painful but expertly delivered DTBJ while being taken from behind by her duo partner with a 9 inch strap on.  I can't stay Vanilla forever
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Three spring to mind.

1. Fucking her boyfriend doggy whilst he licked her pussy.
2. Ass-to-mouth with a dildo and fingers. Never, ever thought I'd be able to do that but she'd prepared herself properly, so no issues.
3. Agree to be fucked up the arse by a TS with a BIG cock. Never again - still brings tears to my eyes does that one

One other that I'd like to try - face-fucking a girl until she pukes on my cock. Girl found, just got to hook diaries up.

There's probably other things as well, just can't think of them right now. Might get some ideas on this thread.

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« Last Edit: May 01, 2016, 05:22:35 PM by threechilliman »

Offline cueball

Ok, I'll put in to this thread....

Wrist deep fisting with her squirting up my arm

Making one lass squirt all round the house, from the kitchen to the living room to the bedroom

Cumming right in her throat, not in her mouth, in her throat, she swallowed the lot whilst gipping.

Face fucking her holding the back of her head and pushing myself down her throat up to my taities until she puked up, she were thrutching, gagging, tears streaming down her face. I said "you ok?" She said "yes, I love it" I carried on.

Then there's the usual of anal on her, fucking her pussy with my thumb up her arse.

Can't think of any more at the minute.

Online hendrix

I licked one out once. Disgusting,  but you have to try don't you?

Went with two young ladies at Cynthia Payne's at a luncheon voucher party. One was small and slim. One was large and BBW. They knew each other already. They were both from South Wales. They went at it yin and yang as it were and I podged them one after the other while they stayed glued together. So as I went in I was being licked at the same time. It was so long ago (late 1970s or early 1980s, I am not sure) and I get hard now thinking about it.

Offline nuts4you

I take it that was with one of your cuties CB , ;) nuts

Offline Kenaldo

Jesus I seem so boring by comparison!

I remember being with my fav lady of the time and working a vibe in her pussy at the same time she had a bendy butt plug type of thing up her arse.

I needed my cock sucking so I positioned my foot / leg between her legs to keep the vibe going in and out whilst I leaned over and she sucked my cock!

The noises she made sucking me off only heightened the pleasure! :yahoo:

Offline cueball

I take it that was with one of your cuties CB , ;) nuts

God no, them buggers only come out for special occasions  :D

Offline cueball

I think it's time the op gave his rather than sitting back and saying nowt

Just noticed, he's buggered off

Offline stevedave

A few years ago there was a lass offering sessions in her van, the back had been decked out with a mattress etc. Basically it was a fuck bus. She drove over to the town where I lived at the time and asked me where we could go that was secluded...I hadn't thought that far ahead! The only place I could think of was my work car park as it was a bit out of town. 10 minutes later I was up to my nuts in a WG trying to think whether there was CCTV in the car park (there wasn't, thankfully!)

The most outrageous thing that's happened to me so far. I once paid a prossie for an hour, got exactly that and she dressed how I requested and did all the services I wanted without any hesitation or extra charges! What a crazy day that was.

Offline maxxblue

The most outrageous thing that's happened to me so far. I once paid a prossie for an hour, got exactly that and she dressed how I requested and did all the services I wanted without any hesitation or extra charges! What a crazy day that was.

You are one hell of a crazy MF, Jamboney.   :cool:

Offline LL

I licked one out once. Disgusting,  but you have to try don't you?
You do. In fact I feel inclined to try it with all of them :D


I like a good snog after I have sucked and licked a lady so that she can taste her own juices. Some ladies like it and some move their face away when I come up and approach.

Of course even more outrageous is doing it in a duo and come up for air and snog the other one! Been there and done that.

Especially terrific is doing either of the above and the lady does not at first notice. Then she does realise

Finally is when she sucks you - not to CIM - and snogs you afterwards. Wonderful.
« Last Edit: May 02, 2016, 05:29:06 AM by Horizontal pleasures »

Offline Iblisuk

Just 2 .....but definately not as crazy as some.

1. A recent girl I was fu king her arse......Dildo in her pussy......and she pope a bullet up my arse...we were like a dulux paint mixer.

2. When I first started punting...I was had to go and attend to some work late at night which was close to where a WG lived that I had seen....a plan came to mind and after everybody else had left the famous high street store I was left Alone with a broken main door. I called the WG see if she would come along secured the door with a bike lock and when she got there fuck her all over the shop. 😄😄😄
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Despite the fact my partner is up for most things she's never to keen on the messiest stuff. So spitting into a girls waiting open mouth and her forcing herself to puke on my cock while facefucking me are two moments that are out of the ordinary and were very enjoyable. One man's outrageous is another man's normal though.


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Offline tesla

 I have done fisting with 3 girls one on them being the legendary Kelly from Sandys years ago

I have had the carte dor experience, a two girl session with hot and cold blow job, ice cream and custard and bananas got very messy but lots of fun

I have had a receptionist slave come into the room in a parlour and eat pineapple rings off my cock, then was made to watch and wank whist the girl I was with gave me a BJ

I asked for some thing different once and ended up with some Roman showers

but I don't think I have done anything outrageous

Roman showers

but I don't think I have done anything outrageous

roman shower? I had no idea about this so looked it up in Urban Dictionary:

Hardcore oral sex whereby a man (or strap-on wearing woman) enjoys receiving oral sex and, in a bid to appeal to their darker side, then stimulates the vomit inducing throat triger areas resulting in their partner throwing up on their cock.
Term takes it's name from the Ancient Roman act of gorging on too much food then heading to the vomitorium to make some more room....hence roman shower!
He: What did you have for dinner, Darling?
She: Far too much Honey. I feel queasy.
He: Great....barf on this ya bitch and give me a Roman Shower!
She: Gobble gobble blurrrggh
He: Thats gross, but sexy, but gross.

And there is even a modern plumbing company called Roman Showers! Google it.
« Last Edit: May 02, 2016, 10:59:19 AM by Horizontal pleasures »

Offline KJ121212

Had a girl oil up a nice firm pair of breasts and massage my asshole with her nipples once.

This sounds like fun!

Would also love to get a girl to squirt all over me.
Would love to try a mmf too.

Fisting. Feeling her pussy grip my hand as she climaxed.

Offline tesla

roman shower? I had no idea about this so looked it up in Urban Dictionary:

Hardcore oral sex whereby a man (or strap-on wearing woman) enjoys receiving oral sex and, in a bid to appeal to their darker side, then stimulates the vomit inducing throat triger areas resulting in their partner throwing up on their cock.
Term takes it's name from the Ancient Roman act of gorging on too much food then heading to the vomitorium to make some more room....hence roman shower!
He: What did you have for dinner, Darling?
She: Far too much Honey. I feel queasy.
He: Great....barf on this ya bitch and give me a Roman Shower!
She: Gobble gobble blurrrggh
He: Thats gross, but sexy, but gross.

And there is even a modern plumbing company called Roman Showers! Google it.

was not that involved, it was the WG vomiting on me numerous times, she stuck her fingers down her throat and just puked, she was trying to pee on me as well but despite downing loads of water she could not manage

Giving a lift to a WG from Leeds to London to pick up her daughter and check in a hotel in Nottingham then drive in the morning. The girl needed to attend school the following day. Didn't play at the hotel  :angelgirl:


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