Waste of time and an afternoon off of work that I could have spent doing something else.
Firstly I got let down by a touring EE that has totally vanished with no sign. Sorry no link - she must have deleted
So stuck in Derby and not willing to spend more than 100 an hour I tried a few girls but none were free until.... https://www.adultwork.com/2646427
Photos are clearly photoshopped and possibly hiding a few dress sizes but I was prepared to walk if a monster opened the door. I sent a text asking for short availability and confirming services and received a poorly written reply which was clearly written by Google translate.
A few more poorly written texts later and I have the address near Derby arboretum.
I'll cut the story short here. I turned up on time. Phoned the girl no answer. I text and got told to wait 10 minutes. 10 minutes passed and I called again. Again no answer followed by a text from her/sergie saying 10 more minutes. I wait 10 more minutes. Send a text and no reply. Fuck this I am going home.
waste of a trip to Derby and a couple of rare spare hours of my life.