Thai massage place in central Manchester:
External Link/Members OnlyPrice: 1hr massage £35, £30 extra paid for topless HR.
First review so sorry if format is wrong, but I wanted to put my thoughts down to maybe help others.
Okay - I visited this place a few day ago in the early afternoon. Looking back now it was almost of a parody of "how to have an awful experience in a massage place". I had seen a good review of this place and after being messed around by a couple of escorts thought I would pop in.
An hour massage was £35. There were three girls working when I went in. All of them sitting at the desk shouting and laughing at stuff on their phones. The girl "available" was in her 30s I guess, average look. Was directed into a massage room opposite the cash desk - very limited space, no chair to put clothes on etc. The table was pushed so far up against the wall the girl barely bothered to stray from the side of the table with a bit more space.
I asked for a soft relaxing massage which was very poor, just like a normal body rub you would expect when an escort offers "massage". As mentioned the other girls were shouting and laughing just outside for the first 30 minutes of the massage - hardly relaxing. Walls/doors like paper. About the half hour point in another room there an argument started between a punter and another girl - he claiming he had paid for an hour, they disputing it. Raised voices etc. Who knows who was as fault, whether he was conned or just trying it on, but again not relaxing and worrying if trouble was going to kick off. Not sure how it was sorted out but the other punter left.
My girl then starts the usual "want anything else massage etc" - pissed myself with laughter when she said special deal for me £60 topless HR. As the massage was so shit said I would leave it for today. Soon came down to £30 which I stupidly agreed to. Before this started there was another scene just outside the door, two Real fans wanting to be in the same room when getting massaged and only pay one fee? Anyway after a bit of Spanish and Thai shouting to understand each other they left.
Girl wouldn't start HR unless I paid up front, so had to get off bed and root through jeans for wallet - again at this point should have fucked it off. She then took her tunic off and started HR in Bra -when asked for it off she said "I have top off" - did eventually take bra off (loads of annoying bull shit "I have never done this - but I will for you") but I see why she asked for money up front so she could provide mediocre service. When the idiot took her bra off she forgot all the days "tips" she had stashed there - que loads of money spilling over the floor. Anyway HR was shit, the worst type of quick tug, no sensuality or play.
Bit of head massage at the end then got dressed. Checked watch and was in room just over 50 minutes so short changed on time too. She then flung open the door as I was getting dressed with just my shirt on - so sorry to the young black guy had just come in who got an eyeful! Pulled the door closed and fucked off.
Anyway like all these places, experience will probably vary depending on particular girl seen (see other positive reviews) and if the place isn't so chaotic. However based on the above I would never return. Shit massage and shit extras.
Then had a very overpriced pint in Manchester Vic station so a bad afternoon all in! Weather was awful too.
