Has there ever been a marriage on here?
I'd at least come to the night do but I'm likely to come to the church too, all the bridesmaids will be prossies and we'd most likely get a go on the bride.
Ooo, I've never podged a prossie in a wedding dress.
Volivons, chicken legs and quartered pork pies all need to be on the buffet.
Best dust off me best suit!
Int there a wedding in the offing for young bungledick? Must be that time of year...lambs appearing, a bit of a spring in folks step
Seriously though, if anyone is developing "feelings" for a WG, calm it down a bit, don't see her for a while, fuck other girls...it's not like they're in short supply. 99.999999% of the time, the only click that lass is after is the click of the latch when you've left and she's double checking the cash you've given her. I've met a WG I get on well with, she's my type etc, but do I pine after her and throw cash at her twice a week in the hope she'll offer me a freebie or ask me to take her away from all this madness? Do I fuck, I've got a brain and I use it. Yes, I'll see her again, probably in another 6 months after I've had plenty more fanny and she's had plenty more cock, we'll have a laugh again, and that'll be it. It's a business transaction, nothing more.
Oh, and cue, you missed off mini Yorkshire puddings from the nibbles list