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Offline ncarter

I can fake interest (if only it was as well as I can fake an orgasm  ;)) I do chat and make small talk, but most of it is probably rubbish (can't remember what I say or am told) but I do also try not to get emotionally connected, after all none of it is real, but to me the philosophy is that if you are both having fun and enjoying yourselves to an extent then it makes for better punting.

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I can fake interest (if only it was as well as I can fake an orgasm  ;)) I do chat and make small talk, but most of it is probably rubbish (can't remember what I say or am told) but I do also try not to get emotionally connected, after all none of it is real, but to me the philosophy is that if you are both having fun and enjoying yourselves to an extent then it makes for better punting.

Surely some of it is real?
If you get on with someone, I would say even though it is a buisness transaction, I would say I do feel something towards my regulars (professionally only of course).  I like some more than others. That is real. If that makes any sense...
Surely you are wasting money, if you are paying to fake an orgasm! lol.

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Maybe he's paying to stop her moaning in a certain way Haha :)



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I'm sure some of what I'm told is real in the same way some of what I say is real. (You wouldn't believe how easy it is for a man to fake an orgasm  :D) I suppose I am too cynical and whilst I like to have a good time and hope the WG I am seeing is having a good time I don't really see any of what is said as being real (after all I wouldn't expect comments like, you fat, ugly tiny dicked useless wanker, you can't fuck well if your life depended on it unless I was paying for that type of service (anyone got any good recommendations  :lol:)) At the end of the day it works for me to create this fantasy scenario even though I know it's not real  :thumbsup:

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I'm sure some of what I'm told is real in the same way some of what I say is real. (You wouldn't believe how easy it is for a man to fake an orgasm  :D) I suppose I am too cynical and whilst I like to have a good time and hope the WG I am seeing is having a good time I don't really see any of what is said as being real (after all I wouldn't expect comments like, you fat, ugly tiny dicked useless wanker, you can't fuck well if your life depended on it unless I was paying for that type of service (anyone got any good recommendations  :lol:)) At the end of the day it works for me to create this fantasy scenario even though I know it's not real  :thumbsup:

I never thought a man could fake an orgasm....How is that possible when the majority of men have physical evidence to prove it lol.
I know some older men do just have a sensation but it is a minority.
So if a man cums this could be fake??
And I don't know why anyone would pay for the above service mentioned lol.

It's easy to cum without making a noise. Often if it's shit sex you won't get the level of orgasm so whilst you've come it might not have even been worth it. i.e. The chemical doesn't feel like it's hit you in the brain :)

I completely agree with ncarter it is all fantasy. I once had a girl screaming she loved me :) haha... now i'm no Brad Pitt, plus i'm in a wheelchair which doesn't do a lot for the leg muscles so the sexual attraction cannot have been there.

HMD

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I just prefer not to even mention my children when I am having sex with a stranger as to me it feels a bit wrong.  besides that there are far more interesting things to talk about.  For instance one client and I tend to talk about religion and creationism during his down time and another who likes to discuss politics and the economy.  I have another with whom I discuss authors and books we should both try.  all of which is a little more appropriate for me, and a lot more interesting.

Also a client is paying for the fantasy of us being there to adore him, not to break the fantasy by discussing our partners or our children.
Again just my opinion but for me my children are a no go area. 
Saying that I do have a couple of clients that know everything about me but that is because we formed a friendship and meet up for coffee and lunch for a good chat (not paid).  After all some people are really interesting and when you click as friends with someone who you love to have discussions with it would be rather silly not to follow up on that friendship as long as boundaries are set and not crossed.

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I completely agree with ncarter it is all fantasy. I once had a girl screaming she loved me :) haha... now i'm no Brad Pitt, plus i'm in a wheelchair which doesn't do a lot for the leg muscles so the sexual attraction cannot have been there.

HMD

Why not?  Just because you are not fully able bodied does not make you unfanciable.  Not every woman only likes the Brad Pitt lookalikes or the muscular figure.  Infact i am rarely attracted by this.  I only fancy a man who I find mentally stimulating.  I do not care about his looks, it is his mind that turns me on.  I love a man who can hold a decent conversation and can make me stop and think about my own perceptions. 

Offline ncarter

I never thought a man could fake an orgasm....How is that possible when the majority of men have physical evidence to prove it lol.
I know some older men do just have a sensation but it is a minority.
So if a man cums this could be fake??
And I don't know why anyone would pay for the above service mentioned lol.
I am pulling your leg here a bit  ;) I took the line from the Naked Gun 21/2 where Frank Drebin tells Jane he faked all of his orgasms (not sure of your age, but that might be a bit old for you so apologies) didn't know to be honest that men could fake orgasms.

HMD, I agree with CassieLane on this. I hope the fact that you are in a wheel chair does not make any difference as to whether women find you attractive or not. A few months ago I was in Leeds bus station and saw an amazingly beautiful girl who had Phocomelia. Unfortunately what put me off was the 'girl' part, whilst I was certain she was early 20's again unfortunately I couldn't be certain, besides I am a bit old and crusty looking. :crazy: Besides I'm sure there are women who can verify that they would sooner have a man to make them orgasm than one who couldn't  ;)





Offline Ali Katt

I must be in a minority here, I don't want to sound cruel, nasty or heartless, but I don't care about a WG's private life, to me their private life is just that 'private', I may be rare, but as I think someone else posted on this site before, I assume that the chances are they like anyone else will have a normal life away from their job (husband/partner, kids, etc) which is fine, but I don't see them as a 'girlfriend' beyond the fantasy scenario I am paying for. If they want to tell me xyz, fine and if I see them again, I might mention xyz to them, but it plays no relevance to the punt. I do not 'deal in the real world' and accept the only real part of a punt is the paper money handed over. 

I do think a small minirity punters exist who almost 'justify' this way of life as a 'real relationship' to cover any guilt they feel about their actions.
I doubt you are in the minority. I to do not care about any WGs private life. I also do not want her to know about mine; I have been ask personal questions about my work, relationships etc and find them difficult to answer so just lie, to keep my private life private. I have never asked about a WG's kids or relationships, as I find it boring and do not care.

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I am pulling your leg here a bit  ;) I took the line from the Naked Gun 21/2 where Frank Drebin tells Jane he faked all of his orgasms (not sure of your age, but that might be a bit old for you so apologies) didn't know to be honest that men could fake orgasms.

HMD, I agree with CassieLane on this. I hope the fact that you are in a wheel chair does not make any difference as to whether women find you attractive or not. A few months ago I was in Leeds bus station and saw an amazingly beautiful girl who had Phocomelia. Unfortunately what put me off was the 'girl' part, whilst I was certain she was early 20's again unfortunately I couldn't be certain, besides I am a bit old and crusty looking. :crazy: Besides I'm sure there are women who can verify that they would sooner have a man to make them orgasm than one who couldn't  ;)


21. No I haven't heard of that :unknown:

Offline Melb

Also a client is paying for the fantasy of us being there to adore him, not to break the fantasy by discussing our partners or our children..

Well said

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21. No I haven't heard of that :unknown:

Typo The Naked Gun 2 1/2 (Two and a Half). Probably a bit too old for you youngsters to remember.

Offline Ali Katt

There seems to be a lot of Christmas Grannies turning up, i.e. over 50 and some probably over 70, I suppose blue rinse isn't as cheap as it once was.


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