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Offline James999

The problem is Pro$$ies think because they love and are interested in their kids that other people will be, I suspect the reality is for most clients a Pro$$ie talking about as much of a turn on as it is for a pro$$ie who's sucking a guys cock and he starts to talk about when he had his genital warts frozen off  :vomit:

Offline NIK

The problem is Pro$$ies think because they love and are interested in their kids that other people will be, I suspect the reality is for most clients a Pro$$ie talking about as much of a turn on as it is for a pro$$ie who's sucking a guys cock and he starts to talk about when he had his genital warts frozen off  :vomit:

It's the same with people in general though. They think we should all love their fucking brats.

I would never ask a girl if she has a bf or has kids. I admit i was suprised when i found out Louise was a yummy mummy. It didn't put me off, if anything it made me more respectful of a girl who just wants to provide for her daughter and good luck to her  :thumbsup: Like i've said before i'd rather see a girl like her then a cheap EE who will take all the money back to their own country.

Offline James999

I would never ask a girl if she has a bf or has kids. I admit i was suprised when i found out Louise was a yummy mummy.

I wasn't if you look at her profile images she's clearly not comfortable with her body  :hi:

Offline Louise 100% British

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I wasn't if you look at her profile images she's clearly not comfortable with her body  :hi:

How is that then?
In my private gallery there are plenty of pictures of my body!
I just haven't put them in my free to view ones.

A while ago when I first had my daughter, yes I was uncomfortable- but my body is the same as before I was pregnant, thanks to a derma roller treatment and laser treatment.


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How is that then?
In my private gallery there are plenty of pictures of my body!
I just haven't put them in my free to view ones.

A while ago when I first had my daughter, yes I was uncomfortable- but my body is the same as before I was pregnant, thanks to a derma roller treatment and laser treatment.

What is derma roller and laser treatment then?

Offline Louise 100% British

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What is derma roller and laser treatment then?

Its for skin resurfacing- to get rid of stretch marks.
Both of them. Its quite expensive but it is worth it.
No 21 year old wants stretch marks everywhere, but unfortunately it is common.
Thats why I got rid of them, because I hated them.

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Its for skin resurfacing- to get rid of stretch marks.
Both of them. Its quite expensive but it is worth it.
No 21 year old wants stretch marks everywhere, but unfortunately it is common.
Thats why I got rid of them, because I hated them.

Well if it works I guess its worth the money

Offline Louise 100% British

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Well if it works I guess its worth the money

The dermaroller is more effective and more expensive.

It is like a paint roller but a lot smaller than that- it has hundreds of needles that break the skin. It takes about 2 months altogether.
It hurts but yes of course it is worth it if it gives a woman her confidence back.

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The dermaroller is more effective and more expensive.

It is like a paint roller but a lot smaller than that- it has hundreds of needles that break the skin. It takes about 2 months altogether.
It hurts but yes of course it is worth it if it gives a woman her confidence back.

Maybe you can offer it as some kind of fetish play.  :lol: get the punter to do it for you


Offline Louise 100% British

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Maybe you can offer it as some kind of fetish play.  :lol: get the punter to do it for you
don't think i like the sound of that lol

Offline Louise 100% British

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Obviously if they ask you then that's fair enough but numerous times I've had wgs begin talking about their kids and I would never raise the topic first. Furthermore I'm not the kind of punter to ask them if they have a boyfriend.
Indeed my default mode is that ALL women have bloke unless I find otherwise. I have adopted this position, because it has 99% of the time proven to be true, throughout my life, and EVER known a decent woman who hasn't got a bloke and was going free.
If a client says to me have you got a boyfriend, which occuands lot and I say yes- they will generally go on to say "so does he know you do this" and all of them act very surprised. I don't quite know why...The other thing being  Sorry for lack of punctuation stupid iPhone.

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Here you go Fin

http://www.genuinedermaroller.co.uk/

Do they do an industrial one for the sisterhood or is that more commonly known as a steamroller.   :D

Offline Matium

I think the Sisterhood use a sand grater for their warts 'n' all.

Offline Ali Katt

The problem is Pro$$ies think because they love and are interested in their kids that other people will be, I suspect the reality is for most clients a Pro$$ie talking about as much of a turn on as it is for a pro$$ie who's sucking a guys cock and he starts to talk about when he had his genital warts frozen off  :vomit:
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this. I think a WG talking about kids, boyfriends, husbands etc is an absolute bore and a total turn off. I do not want to know a WG's private life, anymore than I would want her to know mine, I accpt the fact many (if not most) WGs have had kids or have a partner I simply don't want to hear about it.

Offline Cactus

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this. I think a WG talking about kids, boyfriends, husbands etc is an absolute bore and a total turn off. I do not want to know a WG's private life, anymore than I would want her to know mine, I accpt the fact many (if not most) WGs have had kids or have a partner I simply don't want to hear about it.

For me, this the second last thing I want to hear a WG talking about when I'm paying for her time.  I made the mistake once of asking who, 'David' or whoever that name she had tattoo'd where I'd usually expect to see her pubic hair, was and got a long winded rant about her ex, but it's ok cos she was getting it lazered off and 'Andrew' added in it's place.

The only thing for me that is worse is when they bring up how many cocks they've sucked that day.  Cheerio erection  :timeout

I wasn't if you look at her profile images she's clearly not comfortable with her body  :hi:

I thought her body was very comfy  :dancegirl:

Offline k

For me, this the second last thing I want to hear a WG talking about when I'm paying for her time.  I made the mistake once of asking who, 'David' or whoever that name she had tattoo'd where I'd usually expect to see her pubic hair, was and got a long winded rant about her ex, but it's ok cos she was getting it lazered off and 'Andrew' added in it's place.
She could have left "David" on there then added "is a..." underneath.


The only thing for me that is worse is when they bring up how many cocks they've sucked that day. 

I don't mind knowing, in fact the more the better. I find the well used prossie a turn on. Just shows that we're all different.

Offline Ali Katt

The only thing for me that is worse is when they bring up how many cocks they've sucked that day. 

I don't mind knowing, in fact the more the better. I find the well used prossie a turn on. Just shows that we're all different.
I don't mind that. If they're busy it could mean they provide a great service or maybe they get by on their looks alone or maybe there's is little choice. I've usually found the busy girls give good or better service.

Offline Dani

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I cannot fathom why any prossie would bring her kids or partner into the conversation.  It is totally the wrong time and place to mention children.
It can be hard though as many punters do ask questions.  the do you have a partner.  If you say no then they take that as an invitation to annoy the hell out of you for a date.  If you say yes then you get the does he know you do this, does he get off on it type questions and then you get the does your kids know you do this so I normally when asked these questions smile and say it is a secret and I prefer to fill our time with something more fun which normally shuts them up, after all it is hard for me to answer questions when my mouth is full

Offline Louise 100% British

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I cannot fathom why any prossie would bring her kids or partner into the conversation.  It is totally the wrong time and place to mention children.
It can be hard though as many punters do ask questions.  the do you have a partner.  If you say no then they take that as an invitation to annoy the hell out of you for a date.  If you say yes then you get the does he know you do this, does he get off on it type questions and then you get the does your kids know you do this so I normally when asked these questions smile and say it is a secret and I prefer to fill our time with something more fun which normally shuts them up, after all it is hard for me to answer questions when my mouth is full

Most people ask me about my personal life, I don't mind mentioning it. Wouldn't go into detail about it. Bit hard i have a wrist tattoo on my hand, so I get asked a lot. I have learnt it's better to say yes than no. Like you said men get the wrong idea if you say you are single.
The bit that annoys me is "does your boyfriend mind what you do," lol!

Offline ncarter

I must be in a minority here, I don't want to sound cruel, nasty or heartless, but I don't care about a WG's private life, to me their private life is just that 'private', I may be rare, but as I think someone else posted on this site before, I assume that the chances are they like anyone else will have a normal life away from their job (husband/partner, kids, etc) which is fine, but I don't see them as a 'girlfriend' beyond the fantasy scenario I am paying for. If they want to tell me xyz, fine and if I see them again, I might mention xyz to them, but it plays no relevance to the punt. I do not 'deal in the real world' and accept the only real part of a punt is the paper money handed over. 

I do think a small minirity punters exist who almost 'justify' this way of life as a 'real relationship' to cover any guilt they feel about their actions.

Offline Louise 100% British

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I must be in a minority here, I don't want to sound cruel, nasty or heartless, but I don't care about a WG's private life, to me their private life is just that 'private', I may be rare, but as I think someone else posted on this site before, I assume that the chances are they like anyone else will have a normal life away from their job (husband/partner, kids, etc) which is fine, but I don't see them as a 'girlfriend' beyond the fantasy scenario I am paying for. If they want to tell me xyz, fine and if I see them again, I might mention xyz to them, but it plays no relevance to the punt. I do not 'deal in the real world' and accept the only real part of a punt is the paper money handed over. 

I do think a small minirity punters exist who almost 'justify' this way of life as a 'real relationship' to cover any guilt they feel about their actions.

I think you can tell if a client is genuinely interested or just being nosey. I don't have a problem with telling clients, I am a mother/student etc, becuase I get asked what I do aside from work. So the truth doesn't hurt.
But you can also tell if the client is completely disinterested because they won't talk about anything other than what services they would like lol, therefore I would mention it.


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