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Author Topic: Busty Zoe, Thornton Heath...amazing boobs, rubbish service  (Read 3438 times)


3 review(s) for sexy nicol- (0 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


https://www.adultwork.com/2676049 or https://www.adultwork.com/Busty+zoe%2D

Date & Time: 18.04.16 @ 1.30pm

Location: Flat Opposite Crystal Palace Sainsbury’s

Fee: £40 30 minutes

Services: OW, Cowgirl, Doggy, Missionary

Busty Zoe or whatever name she used to go under, used to work at the same flat about 3 years ago, and her service was not the most popular among UKP members. But I am a sucker for a lovely pair of boobs, so when her profile popped up again I had to see her.

I called on the day and she text me her address. I arrived early so wandered around Sainsbury’s for while, before texting her again, where she gave me the number. Upon arrival she looked average at best, she does not dress sexy, a jumper and some jogging bottoms. Walking through the flat, the smell of cigarette smoke got stronger. The cigarette smell was strongest in her room, where she asked me how long I wanted to stay. I stupidly said an hour, handed over the £60. She told me to get undressed and disappeared with the money. She arrived back and told me to relax as she then got undressed. Her skin is smooth, a bit of a gut on her, but that doesn’t bother me. Then she released the main event. They were beautiful. Full, pert DD cup boobs. I complemented her and copped a feel, but there was no interaction on her part, she just put some music on and got the condom out for oral. Rather than kneel in between my legs to perform oral, she sort of pinned me down to the bed, facing away from me, and gave a rather boring lethargic toothy covered blowjob. This lasted a couple of minutes where she was obviously bored, before she suggested sex “what’s your favourite position” she asked. I said her on top, so she lubed up, and climbed aboard. As she bounced gently I caressed her ample breasts, I was actually enjoying this bit. But then it finished all too soon, she stopped and climbed off and suggested doggy, which I obliged to. She has got a nice arse, so I fucked away until I finished in the condom. She cleaned me up.

Knowing I now didn’t want to stay for the hour, I asked for a reduction if I only stayed for 30 minutes. To her credit, there was no problem she disappeared to get my £20. We chatted for a bit, and I suggested round 2, which started with the same bored toothy blowjob. Then she suggested missionary, her pussy was clean shaven, and her boobs did look great from this vantage point, but it was her face that was so distracting. She kept turning to the side, and the awkward smiles if we did make eye contact, I just couldn’t take any more. I said I wasn’t going to cum again; I got cleaned up, dressed and left feeling a little disappointed. But then I probably should have listened to the UKP members rather than my dick.

Would I return? No, but her boobs were EPIC.

Positives: Amazing tits, gave me my money back

Negatives: Smokey room, toothy lethargic blowjobs, lazy disinterested sex...


3 review(s) found for sexy nicol- linked to in above post (0 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline punther

that house and the girls that work there are trash

they are cheap but they are trash. I guess in a way you get what you pay for

decided not to see anyone from there nor the place by the king james pub down the road which is equally trash

Agreed, I think I'll be doing the same...

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As I remember her 3 years ago OP fantastic breasts....and everything else is complete shite.

that house and the girls that work there are trash

they are cheap but they are trash. I guess in a way you get what you pay for

decided not to see anyone from there nor the place by the king james pub down the road which is equally trash

They're more than trash, they're sea life, and if I remember correctly you gave a certain blue whale a positive review  :sarcastic: :P

100% agree with not wasting cash at this location in front of Sainsburys nothing good is in there, but disagree with the pub down the road its not thaaat bad as my success rate is 70% positive in there.

Offline punther

As I remember her 3 years ago OP fantastic breasts....and everything else is complete shite.

They're more than trash, they're sea life, and if I remember correctly you gave a certain blue whale a positive review  :sarcastic: :P

Don't even know what I was thinking. :sarcastic:
 Whats even worse is I saw her a second time after that and she just annoyed me. Got angry when I put the cash by the fish tank instead of putting it in her hand...and then when I was about to pop asked if she could deepthroat the load and she said yes so when I tried to push her head deep complained and said its not good to cum in throats I then said but I asked you 5 seconds ago if you were ok with it and you said yes and she replied yes she knows.  - At this stage I established that she must be some sort of retard  :wackogirl:

This is a place you only go to when you are both desperate and low on funds  -  not one or the other

100% agree with not wasting cash at this location in front of Sainsburys nothing good is in there, but disagree with the pub down the road its not thaaat bad as my success rate is 70% positive in there.

Your lucky mate my success rate there is about 40% but to be fair though when a good girl drops by that place she really is bloddy good. Have had one of my best punts in that place with Hannaa

Sorry about the shit punt, but I've seen this cunt before and she always changes profiles because she accumulates poor reviews, unfortunately if I see here profile or anyone else we should report as she doesn't want to do the job but likes the money

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As I remember her 3 years ago OP fantastic breasts....and everything else is complete shite.

They're more than trash, they're sea life, and if I remember correctly you gave a certain blue whale a positive review  :sarcastic: :P

Don't even know what I was thinking. :sarcastic:
 Whats even worse is I saw her a second time after that and she just annoyed me. Got angry when I put the cash by the fish tank instead of putting it in her hand...and then when I was about to pop asked if she could deepthroat the load and she said yes so when I tried to push her head deep complained and said its not good to cum in throats I then said but I asked you 5 seconds ago if you were ok with it and you said yes and she replied yes she knows.  - At this stage I established that she must be some sort of retard  :wackogirl:

This is a place you only go to when you are both desperate and low on funds  -  not one or the other

100% agree with not wasting cash at this location in front of Sainsburys nothing good is in there, but disagree with the pub down the road its not thaaat bad as my success rate is 70% positive in there.

Your lucky mate my success rate there is about 40% but to be fair though when a good girl drops by that place she really is bloddy good. Have had one of my best punts in that place with Hannaa

interesting post - lol

Maybe she wanted to taste your baby gravy - might feel like shes getting all the nutrients so she can keep her weight up.  :sarcastic:

dunno about going there if your both desperate and low on funds, I think you'd still be better off with the Romanians up the road in west croydon at least they've got young tight bodies   :lol:

Offline punther

interesting post - lol

Maybe she wanted to taste your baby gravy - might feel like shes getting all the nutrients so she can keep her weight up.  :sarcastic:

dunno about going there if your both desperate and low on funds, I think you'd still be better off with the Romanians up the road in west croydon at least they've got young tight bodies   :lol:

Think you're right on this

There's a new Romanian place(new to me anyways) I found in January on brigstock road where a group of 5 of them or so are working from. Lorena and Kandy have moved to this location now. Don't know if you've been to this place yet?

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Think you're right on this

There's a new Romanian place(new to me anyways) I found in January on brigstock road where a group of 5 of them or so are working from. Lorena and Kandy have moved to this location now. Don't know if you've been to this place yet?

Yeah I know the location your talking about, I think I saw one girl there a while back. Its pretty much across the road from a shitty prossie friendly B&B, that coincidently those girls used to work from.

Offline punther

Yeah I know the location your talking about, I think I saw one girl there a while back. Its pretty much across the road from a shitty prossie friendly B&B, that coincidently those girls used to work from.

Know the b&b you mention. That place is a mess

Would never have though heath was such a hotspot for punting(low end). Those 3 locations are a 5 to 10 min walk from each other

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Know the b&b you mention. That place is a mess

Would never have though heath was such a hotspot for punting(low end). Those 3 locations are a 5 to 10 min walk from each other

Back in the day there used to but quite alot more locations in that area and the surrounding, South used to be thriving  :(

Those breasts are fantastic but that's as good as it gets as tempting as it seems for a cheap punt, it will never turn out good.

Sometimes when you're low on funds or only have a small window, you make these stupid mistakes...

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Sometimes when you're low on funds or only have a small window, you make these stupid mistakes...

Easily done, I'm not a breast man but it's hard to deny yourself the pleasure of dealing with those fun bags.

It's also down to expectation, we sometimes forget a 60 quid an hour woman is literally only there for a pump and dump with an uninterested woman at best anything you recieve beyond that is just luck.



Offline punther

Easily done, I'm not a breast man but it's hard to deny yourself the pleasure of dealing with those fun bags.



+1 her tits do look difficult to resist especially at those rates

Offline dubhcarr

I saw this wg 2 years ago, she has lardied up since then. Great tits but shit attitude and piss poor service and she still makes money!!! I remember particularly staring at her back while she gave a toothy ow using a green NHS condom! Skank!

Offline jonj

cheers for the feed back guys, new here and kind of liked here, blonds are good

thanks

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some old pic's, it all went a bit down hill for her.  (although those tits look to have remained the same)






Offline punther

some old pic's, it all went a bit down hill for her.  (although those tits look to have remained the same)



This is a very tempting picture

She has reported the posting of her pics, apparently it's a "crime" :wackogirl:

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She has reported the posting of her pics, apparently it's a "crime" :wackogirl:


Mwhahaha

Offline pumps

Maybe it was just a ploy so we post more photos to make her rich and famous!










































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note old profiles

I still have some images uploaded!

The photos seem to be gone from your review, maybe she requested that they were taken down?

better upload them again.

Offline The_Don

better upload them again.

Done, (+Album)


She has reported the posting of her pics, apparently it's a "crime" :wackogirl:

Maybe she should report them on A/W as well  :unknown:
« Last Edit: May 05, 2016, 12:40:00 AM by The_Don »




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