Date & Time: 18.04.16 @ 1.30pm
Location: Flat Opposite Crystal Palace Sainsbury’s
Fee: £40 30 minutes
Services: OW, Cowgirl, Doggy, Missionary
Busty Zoe or whatever name she used to go under, used to work at the same flat about 3 years ago, and her service was not the most popular among UKP members. But I am a sucker for a lovely pair of boobs, so when her profile popped up again I had to see her.
I called on the day and she text me her address. I arrived early so wandered around Sainsbury’s for while, before texting her again, where she gave me the number. Upon arrival she looked average at best, she does not dress sexy, a jumper and some jogging bottoms. Walking through the flat, the smell of cigarette smoke got stronger. The cigarette smell was strongest in her room, where she asked me how long I wanted to stay. I stupidly said an hour, handed over the £60. She told me to get undressed and disappeared with the money. She arrived back and told me to relax as she then got undressed. Her skin is smooth, a bit of a gut on her, but that doesn’t bother me. Then she released the main event. They were beautiful. Full, pert DD cup boobs. I complemented her and copped a feel, but there was no interaction on her part, she just put some music on and got the condom out for oral. Rather than kneel in between my legs to perform oral, she sort of pinned me down to the bed, facing away from me, and gave a rather boring lethargic toothy covered blowjob. This lasted a couple of minutes where she was obviously bored, before she suggested sex “what’s your favourite position” she asked. I said her on top, so she lubed up, and climbed aboard. As she bounced gently I caressed her ample breasts, I was actually enjoying this bit. But then it finished all too soon, she stopped and climbed off and suggested doggy, which I obliged to. She has got a nice arse, so I fucked away until I finished in the condom. She cleaned me up.
Knowing I now didn’t want to stay for the hour, I asked for a reduction if I only stayed for 30 minutes. To her credit, there was no problem she disappeared to get my £20. We chatted for a bit, and I suggested round 2, which started with the same bored toothy blowjob. Then she suggested missionary, her pussy was clean shaven, and her boobs did look great from this vantage point, but it was her face that was so distracting. She kept turning to the side, and the awkward smiles if we did make eye contact, I just couldn’t take any more. I said I wasn’t going to cum again; I got cleaned up, dressed and left feeling a little disappointed. But then I probably should have listened to the UKP members rather than my dick.
Would I return? No, but her boobs were EPIC.Positives: Amazing tits, gave me my money back
Negatives: Smokey room, toothy lethargic blowjobs, lazy disinterested sex...