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Author Topic: Beautiful Chloe, Croydon  (Read 2937 times)


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Offline Ludwig

I saw this girl sometime in August but I only recently came across UKP so this report is some time after the event...

https://www.adultwork.com/1285830 or https://www.adultwork.com/Beautiful+Chloe+

Things started badly before I'd even arrived.  Chloe claimed to live 5 minutes walk from East Croydon Rail Station, insisting it was the easiest way to get to her place.  She texted me her address once I'd arrived at the Rail station, and as it turned out, the walk to her place was more like 15 minutes.  This was particularly irritating as (1) I'd previously mentioned to her that I was happy to come on the local tram line, which she’d said was not a good idea, and yet as I approached her road, I noticed a tram station about two minutes walk away; and (2) it was about 80 degrees and so I’d begun to work up an unnecessary and unexpected sweat...grrr! The venue was okay, a clean unobtrusive house on a quiet side road, etc.

Chloe was my type physically, petite & slim, with nice pert boobs.   Having read many threads on here recently, I know that many of you swear by the "no face photos, no punt" philosophy, and I pretty much follow that mantra myself now, having been stung a few times by mingers...but she'd looked pretty sexy in the gallery photos, and fortunately on this occasion, whilst not “beautiful” Chloe was reasonably pretty so no real problem there.  She is Polish but her English is very good.  She was friendly enough at that stage, and I had a shower and then sorted the paperwork out.  Once she’d got her hands on the cash, however, the same old story unfolded:  First of all she wanted to tell me her life story, about her studies etc.  I managed to steer her round to the job in hand (or not as was the case at that point)...All of a sudden, there was no FK (in fact no kissing at all), no OWO and no RO on offer, despite all three being listed in her likes...my enthusiasm plummeted, as those three are pretty much deal-makers for me...I suddenly remembered the dreaded “(at discretion)” bullshit. 

I should have walked then, but I was relatively naive as a punter (and of course naked with a semi).  She then gave me technically adequate but sterile OW.  After a few minutes, and in the full knowledge that I was starting to feel genuinely bored, I decided to get down to sex whilst my old fella was at least still relatively attentive.  Missionary and cowgirl followed, throughout which Chloe demonstrated the proverbial sack-of-spuds lack of interest.  I couldn’t even be arsed to try any other positions, and just came as quickly as possible to get it over with, frankly...I had another shower, made my excuses and fucked off with about 20 minutes of the hour left...

Incidentally I see her rates have changed since I saw her.  I paid either £90 or £100 for the hour, which with hindsight was way over the odds for the services actually offered...£150 an hour for her is just ludicrous.  Save your money fellas, there are lots of better and more VFM South London punts out there...


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Online Jimmyredcab

Thanks for the warning however with those totally crap photos I would not even consider travelling to Croydon.  ;)

Offline mh

Thanks for the warning however with those totally crap photos I would not even consider travelling to Croydon.  ;)

You could have just used the last 8 words and it would have been justification enough...

I saw this girl sometime in August but I only recently came across UKP so this report is some time after the event...

https://www.adultwork.com/1285830 or https://www.adultwork.com/Beautiful+Chloe+

Things started badly before I'd even arrived.  Chloe claimed to live 5 minutes walk from East Croydon Rail Station, insisting it was the easiest way to get to her place.  She texted me her address once I'd arrived at the Rail station, and as it turned out, the walk to her place was more like 15 minutes.  This was particularly irritating as (1) I'd previously mentioned to her that I was happy to come on the local tram line, which she’d said was not a good idea, and yet as I approached her road, I noticed a tram station about two minutes walk away; and (2) it was about 80 degrees and so I’d begun to work up an unnecessary and unexpected sweat...grrr! The venue was okay, a clean unobtrusive house on a quiet side road, etc.

Chloe was my type physically, petite & slim, with nice pert boobs.   Having read many threads on here recently, I know that many of you swear by the "no face photos, no punt" philosophy, and I pretty much follow that mantra myself now, having been stung a few times by mingers...but she'd looked pretty sexy in the gallery photos, and fortunately on this occasion, whilst not “beautiful” Chloe was reasonably pretty so no real problem there.  She is Polish but her English is very good.  She was friendly enough at that stage, and I had a shower and then sorted the paperwork out.  Once she’d got her hands on the cash, however, the same old story unfolded:  First of all she wanted to tell me her life story, about her studies etc.  I managed to steer her round to the job in hand (or not as was the case at that point)...All of a sudden, there was no FK (in fact no kissing at all), no OWO and no RO on offer, despite all three being listed in her likes...my enthusiasm plummeted, as those three are pretty much deal-makers for me...I suddenly remembered the dreaded “(at discretion)” bullshit. 

I should have walked then, but I was relatively naive as a punter (and of course naked with a semi).  She then gave me technically adequate but sterile OW.  After a few minutes, and in the full knowledge that I was starting to feel genuinely bored, I decided to get down to sex whilst my old fella was at least still relatively attentive.  Missionary and cowgirl followed, throughout which Chloe demonstrated the proverbial sack-of-spuds lack of interest.  I couldn’t even be arsed to try any other positions, and just came as quickly as possible to get it over with, frankly...I had another shower, made my excuses and fucked off with about 20 minutes of the hour left...

Incidentally I see her rates have changed since I saw her.  I paid either £90 or £100 for the hour, which with hindsight was way over the odds for the services actually offered...£150 an hour for her is just ludicrous.  Save your money fellas, there are lots of better and more VFM South London punts out there...


Sorry for your bad punt, always confirm services before handing the money over and always have a plan B or C as it makes it much easier to walk.


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Offline Ludwig


Sorry for your bad punt, always confirm services before handing the money over and always have a plan B or C as it makes it much easier to walk.

Yes, wise words S2D...I always have plan B now...also it was a spur of the moment punt because I happened to be in the area and finished work earlier than expected...nowadays I generally resist doing spontaneous punts simply because there's more chance I'll be led by my cock rather than by my brain...

Offline pumps

Hey i just found this site and after reading your review it inspired me to sign up and post

i saw her in jan 2012 IIRC, luckily i drove directly to her place so no walking.

On meeting her i could sense there was mutual attraction, as said shes already not beautiful in the face just average id say but her body is spot on. She spoke breifly about her studies as she had her work books and laptop out.

I piad £70 for 30mins and extra £20 for swallow ( all agreed before i arrived )

OWO was breif as anything my cock didnt even touch the side of her mouth or tongue lol sex was bland and she wasnt particually tight either. i dont eat WG's pussys out but it was certainly on offer to me, infact i think she was disapointed that i didnt as i brushed past the area as im a thigh/bum man ;).
IMO she had a perect little round ass and the cutest arsehole ever which i had the pleasure of greating.
to end whilst she lay on her stomach and i played with her arse & hole and i wanked into her mouth and swallowed the load without hesitation.

Not the most inspiring punt but she did everything she said on the tin

Offline Ludwig

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