PAKISTANI FARZANA of London (Touring Wakefield)

[mrfishyfoo]

I was bored at work so I had a look at AW on my phone and I spotted Farzana. What I saw looked good to me.

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I sent Farzana a text and got a really quick response. No messing around and a 1 hour meet was booked for the same day in no time whatsoever. I actually wanted 1/2 an hour but was told that was not on the cards even though it was showing on her AW. So I arrived at the Camponile hotel in Wakefield and let Farzana know I was there. A quick reply of give me 5 and then the room number arrived. Into the room I went to find an Asian lass dressed in traditional clothing. Nothing given away here other than she had a nice eyes. Umm good start I think to myself as I give her an 8 in my head. I bent in for a kiss to get the reply “that’s for after you have showered”. Fair enough as I got the business out of the way and headed for the shower.

Typical hotel bathroom, what more can I say ??

Must say I was getting giddy as I was really looking forward to opening my present. That’s the best bit of traditional dress, the getting a girl out of it bit. Out I head into the room to find well what did I find ?? I found lying naked on the bed a plump little Pakistani lass with big tits who looked nothing like the size 8 hottie I was expecting. Fuck me my cock went as the 8 dropped to a 4  . Add to my misery she had got a hairy fanny which again was not on my menu. How disappointed was I that I was not going to get to undress her. Looks wise Farzana is not the size 8 hottie you see in her AW pictures. She has put on significant amount of weight from when they were taken. I would say she weighs more like 11stone not the 8 that is claimed  . Facially she is not the worst but she’s not pretty and definitely not model looking. Body wise she is about 5’4” with a saggy but curvy size 12 figure. She has large 36D natural breasts with nipples you could hang your coat off and a big arse which would be well suited to twerking  .

With hindsight I should have asked for my money back and walked. 

Farzana had by now sat up and she was holding my cock in her hand. She now says to me if you give this a lick, as she points a finger to her pussy, I will fuck you good and proper. Being a gentleman how could I refuse as by now having had a proper look I had worked out that actually though hairy it was a close trimmed affair so was not as bad as I initially envisaged. Must admit that I do not mind a hairy bush if its well-kept so down I went and I gave her a lick and stuck a finger in to find her g-spot. Not a bad fanny actually, reasonably tight, nice and clean and she seemed to be into it. Well she was making the right noises and getting rather wet. She now tells me to lie on the bed and started to suck my cock. FFS she kept taking my cock out of her mouth and wiping the end with a baby wipe  . I asked her to please not do that as I had just been in the shower so I was nice and clean, which was ignored  . I asked about her deep throat she ignored me  . Her oral technique was shallow and mechanical but it was agreeable, that is until she caught my cock with her teeth  . I would go as far as saying she bit my dick  !! I told her and she ignored me  and continued sucking. After about 15 minutes of this I reckon she cottoned on to the fact that this was going nowhere so time for a rubber. This is where the punt really went totally to shit. For whatever reason she did not seem to be able to get the condom on and managed to get it caught round my foreskin. TOTAL DICK KILL  . My cock melted and that was that. Farzana was sort of apologetic and started again as my cock got another shallow sucking until eventually it was time again for another rubber. Farzana now tries to mount me in cowgirl but for whatever reason she could not get my cock in. I told her to lube up and she ignored me. She then suggested that my cock was too big  for her “puddi” like that and would I get on top but by now my cock had died again  . Off with the condom and I asked her to suck it back to life again. After a half-hearted effort she gave up and told me there was nothing more she could do.

Well what can I say ?? That’s one of the worst punts I have ever had. I didn’t kiss her  , I didn’t fuck her  and I didn’t cum . What an absolute utter and total waste of money  . Why I didn't walk and cut my losses when I saw her and then when she caught/bit my dick I cannot say  .

I must though remind myself that I did not pay to fuck her I paid for her time and anything else that may happen is the choice of consenting adults !!!

[bod666]

Good review - I feel your pain! Have you managed to walk from a punt yet? It is very liberating to do it and override the little brain in your pants!

[mrfishyfoo]

Good review - I feel your pain! Have you managed to walk from a punt yet? It is very liberating to do it and override the little brain in your pants!

Cheers fella - I should of walked and the only reason I can think of that stopped me is £140 of my hardearned that this lass had.

Last time I walked from a punt was years ago. Not sure about liberating though left me feeling pissed off and angry for wasting my money.

[bod666]

Ah no I meant you get in the room, see the girl, confirm services - all before cash is handed over - then decide to walk! I've only done it once but am 99% sure i saved myself from yet another crushingly disappointing punt with a Romanian girl. I felt great walking back to my car with the money still in my pocket

Once the money has left your hand you're pretty much committed

[mrfishyfoo]

Ah I see where you are at. I am fortunate as that has never happened to me. I have walked before getting through the door a quite a few times, poor comms or being kept waiting etc, but never after I am inside the room.

That's why this sort of punt can IMHO be risky. Traditional dress is a real buzz as you get to open your present and find whats inside. At least that's what's meant to happen. But and here's the rinse there's no unwrapping until after you have coughed up.

Next time I will go agency as there is a level of comeback.

[whoknowz]

Sorry to hear about your bad experience mate. I've been tempted by this girl myself but never got round to seeing her, I think I dodged a bullet! Just wondering though did you get the full hour with her?? 

[p3ngu1n]

Classic case of a WG taking the bloody piss!!

[mrfishyfoo]

Sorry to hear about your bad experience mate. I've been tempted by this girl myself but never got round to seeing her, I think I dodged a bullet! Just wondering though did you get the full hour with her??

I left after about 45 minutes.

[macready]

V funny review, and thanks for that mate - despite your pain you wrote one for the team :-)

Bloody good effort, glorious in defeat...

[Desimonic]

Thanks for the review mate. May have save some punters some lolly with it 

[mrfishyfoo]

V funny review, and thanks for that mate - despite your pain you wrote one for the team :-)

Bloody good effort, glorious in defeat...

Cheers fella. Thing is that even if its not what is expected as punters we owe it to our dicks to let each other know what gives regardless of how good or bad it may have been.

[ukbig]

Facially she is not the worst but she’s not pretty and definitely not model looking. Body wise she is about 5’4” with a saggy but curvy size 12 figure. She has large 36D natural breasts with nipples you could hang your coat off and a big arse which would be well suited to twerking  .

Just wondering if she has any beauty spot on her face? she seems like a person who I may of visted before but left and come under a new profile

[justfornow]

Thanks for the review man, I hope I'll never have to live through that kind of experience.

You probably noticed now that there's a review for her from 2 years ago that points out your negatives.
You haven't noticed before or have you ignored it ?

[mrfishyfoo]

Thanks for the review man, I hope I'll never have to live through that kind of experience.

You probably noticed now that there's a review for her from 2 years ago that points out your negatives.
You haven't noticed before or have you ignored it ?

I never spotted it. If I had I would be £140 better off 

[anonyorks]

Just realised I was seconds away from booking her a few weeks ago but someone else got in touch sooner. Lucky escape!

[Delfrommem]

Aroused my interest as has been touring local but not too tempted specially and now not tempted at all! 

Yes it's a divine comedy when it goes tits up all right  these are the lessons to heed, cheers for sharing  your nightmare on punt street!

Scarcity is a bugger - I am very keen on trying a punt with the flavour of the Indian subcontinent at some time.
Any ideas? (Besides flying east for a few hours?)

[Ali Katt]

Aroused my interest as has been touring local but not too tempted specially and now not tempted at all! 

Yes it's a divine comedy when it goes tits up all right  these are the lessons to heed, cheers for sharing  your nightmare on punt street!

Scarcity is a bugger - I am very keen on trying a punt with the flavour of the Indian subcontinent at some time.
Any ideas? (Besides flying east for a few hours?)

You could try one of the Bradistan parlours like A1 or Cosmopolitan.

[Delfrommem]

Cheers Ali. Now you mention it, an obvious place to consider 

However that would mean venturing into West Yorkshire!

and I'm led to believe that then there's no turning back:

(To SY) 

[samsung1]

I have just seen this review and want to say a big thanks for the heads up, as she was high up on my hotlist and was due a visit.

This situation has happened to me before (by someone else) where I was greeted by the lass who was all covered and as soon as she dropped it my cock soon followed direction. As it happens she was supposedly an Arab (Foxy Arabian/ Arabian Layla). My suspicions are that thers not many slim Arab/Asian women out there and on hindsight ask to see here body before handing over cash or buy her PG.

As a rule of thumb always take a blue pill before the punt as you will still be able to fuck the little whore regardless if she is a 4 or a 10 and not feel crap afterwards that you did not get to fuck her.

 

[Ali Katt]

I have just seen this review and want to say a big thanks for the heads up, as she was high up on my hotlist and was due a visit.

This situation has happened to me before (by someone else) where I was greeted by the lass who was all covered and as soon as she dropped it my cock soon followed direction. As it happens she was supposedly an Arab (Foxy Arabian/ Arabian Layla). My suspicions are that thers not many slim Arab/Asian women out there and on hindsight ask to see here body before handing over cash or buy her PG.

As a rule of thumb always take a blue pill before the punt as you will still be able to fuck the little whore regardless if she is a 4 or a 10 and not feel crap afterwards that you did not get to fuck her.

 

Personally I would rather keep the money than have a crap shag, it's more frustrating. I've seen a few were they weren't that good looking, but made up for it in service.

I can vouch for Jasmine being thin, but she is in Nottingham at the moment:
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[mrfishyfoo]

Personally I would rather keep the money than have a crap shag, it's more frustrating. I've seen a few were they weren't that good looking, but made up for it in service.

Hell yes  AK you have hit the nail on the head with that comment.

I would have been better off keeping my hard-earned and having a wank !!! 

[mrfishyfoo]

I have just seen this review and want to say a big thanks for the heads up, as she was high up on my hotlist and was due a visit.

This situation has happened to me before (by someone else) where I was greeted by the lass who was all covered and as soon as she dropped it my cock soon followed direction. As it happens she was supposedly an Arab (Foxy Arabian/ Arabian Layla). My suspicions are that thers not many slim Arab/Asian women out there and on hindsight ask to see here body before handing over cash or buy her PG.

As a rule of thumb always take a blue pill before the punt as you will still be able to fuck the little whore regardless if she is a 4 or a 10 and not feel crap afterwards that you did not get to fuck her.

 

Ha !! Ha !! You dodged a bullet then fella. 

As for little blue pills trust me when I say if the lady is as shite as this one  then a whole skip full of them ain't going to do a thing  .

[YorkshireGent]

Changed her name to Shabnam and 67 positive feedback ... luckily her reports have the old name.

[stevedave]

Changed her name to Shabnam and 67 positive feedback ... luckily her reports have the old name.

Indeed, thank goodness for UKP 

[ifajs71]

You just saved me my money today, thank you

[mrfishyfoo]

You just saved me my money today, thank you

 

[Thechaser]

Contemplating visiting today...I know the alarm bells are highlighted My Fishy but I keep getting drawn to her profile. I must be fucking mental.  I think it's the mystery of not knowing what she looks like (am I missing out) and the mention of a big rack.   

[mrfishyfoo]

Contemplating visiting today...I know the alarm bells are highlighted My Fishy but I keep getting drawn to her profile. I must be fucking mental.  I think it's the mystery of not knowing what she looks like (am I missing out) and the mention of a big rack.   

Good luck. 

I sense a red card incoming. 

You never know though YMMV. 

[jonko]

I was thinking of seeing this girl today until I saw this. She is now in Manchester and she has some great reviews on AW (probably fake) but I think I decide against it after seeing this. Pity as I really want to fuck a good Asian Indian or Pakistani lass . Anyone know any genuine ones on here> I found one on VS a few weeks back but she was nothing like as slim in the picture and after going up to her room (it stank of smoke) and she didn't look ok at all, I just couldn't, and my cock dies as soon as I went in, I walked, it felt good but wasted a bluey. Rather that than than £70 though. If anyone has any recommendation for a bit a good Pakistani fuck, let me know please. Manchester area.