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Author Topic: Do you have a name for your penis?  (Read 966 times)

Offline tazz

Think the name Nobby is what your looking for

Offline mh

rg1

That's a damn strange name for a penis. But if central Reading gets you hard then who am I to question...?

Some people have too much time on their hands.  Did you honestly and consciously sit there and think you'd start a topic about what people call their cocks? Unbelievable.
It just goes to show how unimaginative I am. I call mine "my penis".



Offline robocop

I did call it Donald Trump as he is a bit of a dick. I now call it Obama as he is turning out to be a bigger dick!  :D




Dick

What a stupid post!!

Is this a sign of things to come, rg1 are you doing a bit  of trolling


Offline two20

I didn't until I saw University Challenge the other week and saw this contestant's name, Barto Joly de Lotbiniere. Now that's a name for a cock.

Offline raylondoner

I did call it Donald Trump as he is a bit of a dick. I now call it Obama as he is turning out to be a bigger dick!  :D

Do I detect something racist here (BBC)?  :yahoo:

Offline robocop

OK just to show how PC I am and include all ethnic varieties.  I now call it Kim Jong-un as he is even a bigger dick than the other 2.

Offline Donnie69

No name, but I like taking pics of him in various womens mouths. 

What does this have to do with punting? Why not post it in the off topic bit?


Offline bardock

What does this have to do with punting? Why not post it in the off topic bit?
is there an offtopic section :O I don't see it

is there an offtopic section :O I don't see it

Yes there is an off topic section, but not everyone has access to it

Offline cueball

is there an offtopic section :O I don't see it

one step at a time bunduck, one step at a time  :D


is there an offtopic section :O I don't see it
Admin decides who get's to view the off topic section, basically you have to earn it by regular posting and not causing issues etc, a review or two to your name may also help (hint  :thumbsup:)


Offline bardock

Admin decides who get's to view the off topic section, basically you have to earn it by regular posting and not causing issues etc, a review or two to your name may also help (hint  :thumbsup:)
aww I've already posted my review - unoficially :

BIG LOLLY
Make your mind up will you, previously you've posted "Sausage", "The hot dog" and now apparently it's a "big lolly".

Any other food related names you have for your marrow?


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