Horny Zena (Worcester)

[Turtle Z]

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Catching up on a review  from a few weeks back I paid Zena a visit expecting great things. There a a couple of reviews on here, all positive and I quite liked her profile pics, which show her as having a lovely arse. Comms were good leading up to the meeting. She lives in a small modern end terraced town house which is clean and comfortable and a small en-suite shower available if required.

This is another review I've left quite a while to rationalise the experience because Zena was very genuine in most respects and seems to pride herself on being something of a sexual adventurer. There's very little she would't do, DFK,anal, rimming, anal, prostate massage, anal... yes you probably gathered that she loves anal and anyone looking for a mature WG who provides this service may well want to consider her. So whilst I got everything I went for there were actually a few problems:

1. She looks fuck all like her profile pics, she is far heavier now and has far bigger tits, which some might like but I don't understand why she doesn't update her pics. I'd say that she's around a size 16 now.
2. She's quite plain looking though but I wouldn't call her unattractive; I just didn't fancy her at all.
3. She swears like a trooper once she's comfortable with you, which I find quite un-feminine and off putting. Then again, what you see is what you get with Zena, or at least when you're there and have adjusted to the initial anomaly between profile pics and reality.
4. She's a terrible kisser, so much so that I actively tried to avoid it.
5. She can be overly aggressive in the BJ department with quite toothy BJ though she does do OWO and CIM.

I'm sure Zena has a lot of regulars and I can understand why, perhaps some have been with her  since she looked like her profile pics and have stayed due to her willingness to do just about anything sexual and whilst I found her to be completely willing and sexually accommodating, she is possibly not as sexually accomplished as she believes herself to be.

[Bigron91]

The "anything goes sexually" makes up for her short-comings!! 

She's never sworn in front of me, not that would be an issue. Yes, her technique for DFK and oral so a bit aggressive and sometimes you do get the feeling shes overly encouraging you to cum a bit quicker than you would have liked. Her hand jobs are vigorous and she pretty much forces you to pound her ass fast & hard. I do generally come away, slightly tender below the waist, but thats part of her charm 

[Turtle Z]

Just proved to me that just because you offer everything on the menu, doesn't necessarily mean you'll be particularly good at it. I'm still rather fucked off at the anomaly between profile pics and reality!

[Turtle Z]

I do generally come away, slightly tender below the waist, but thats part of her charm 

You say its part of her charm but I think its part of her problem. For me she just thinks sex is about shagging everyone out from rough hard and fast energetic sex and seems to take pride in this with war stories of young lads who didn't last 10 minutes with her. She just doesn't get any of the subtleties or nuances involved in great sex. Generally I just found that she lacked femininity but I'm sure some will take these comments as a positive.

[Bigron91]

I'm not saying your wrong or I'm right....

It really depends what you want from a punt - sometimes I like a slim sexy 30 y/o to have a 'sensual' session with, sometimes someone to quickly shot my muck over and then sometimes a dirty old slag who will stick her tongue up my ass and then let me (attempt)  to fuck her ass so hard she ain't shitting straight for a week....

That's the beauty of this hobby!!

[Bigron91]

. For me she just thinks sex is about shagging everyone out from rough hard and fast energetic sex and seems to take pride in this with war stories of young lads who didn't last 10 minutes with her. She just doesn't get any of the subtleties or nuances involved in great sex.

But I do tend to agree

[Bigron91]

I'm still rather fucked off at the anomaly between profile pics and reality!

a couple of years back, she was a bit of a gym bunny, then she put on shit loads of weight. Over the past 6-months she has slimmed down a bit, but still a good couple of dress sizes that the pics would imply

[Turtle Z]

I'm not saying your wrong or I'm right....

It really depends what you want from a punt - sometimes I like a slim sexy 30 y/o to have a 'sensual' session with, sometimes someone to quickly shot my muck over and then sometimes a dirty old slag who will stick her tongue up my ass and then let me (attempt)  to fuck her ass so hard she ain't shitting straight for a week....

That's the beauty of this hobby!!

Completely agree Ron, no right or wrong, just different shades. I'm sure my comments will lead to some placing a call despite me seeing them as a negative.

[Turtle Z]

One things for sure; she's living on past glories of how great her arse used to be and she needs to come to terms with the fact that she just doesn't look like that anymore and probably never will. In her head I'm sure she thinks, "one day I'll look like that again so its ok to leave those profile pics up."  No you won't and no it isn't. Get some realistic profile pics posted and stop misleading punters.

[mudsucker]

For me she ticks all the boxes and I'm considering a visit BUT can anyone enlighten me about how she looks face wise? The images on her AW profile don't give much away and from what can just about be seen, she looks (for wont of a better expression) pretty wrinkly. I'm all for the older lady but don't want to be looking into the eyes of some worn out toothless granny.

What does she really look like? Can she be compared to anyone else? Any info from the wider community would be grrrrrrrrrreat.

[Turtle Z]

For me she ticks all the boxes and I'm considering a visit BUT can anyone enlighten me about how she looks face wise? The images on her AW profile don't give much away and from what can just about be seen, she looks (for wont of a better expression) pretty wrinkly. I'm all for the older lady but don't want to be looking into the eyes of some worn out toothless granny.

What does she really look like? Can she be compared to anyone else? Any info from the wider community would be grrrrrrrrrreat.

I'll refer you back to point 2 of my review above, did you see this or are you looking for a more positive answer? She's very plain but hasn't  got a face that'll make you cringe. However, I'd be very surprised if anyone fancied her. I was hugely disappointed because I expected better based on what I'd read.

[mudsucker]

I'm not after a more positive response if there's nothing positive to say! I'm easily pleased and like them older and plain. However, I would draw the line at wrinkled to fuck with no original teeth left in her mouth. Some of the photos suggest this may be the case but it's very difficult to tell to be fair. One would also assume she's above her advertised age of 51 or whatever it was on AW.

[Turtle Z]

I'm not after a more positive response if there's nothing positive to say! I'm easily pleased and like them older and plain. However, I would draw the line at wrinkled to fuck with no original teeth left in her mouth. Some of the photos suggest this may be the case but it's very difficult to tell to be fair. One would also assume she's above her advertised age of 51 or whatever it was on AW.

Teeth are fine and age is about right I'd say. She was a little masculine for my tastes as I prefer a more feminine woman.