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Author Topic: Nervous and a virgin  (Read 7695 times)

Offline sigmund

Banning reason: Wanting post by another member deleted because in return the prossie will offer him 15mins for free

Offline cunningplan

It goes to show there is someone for everyone I suppose.
Banning reason: Bad attitude towards ripped off punter

I've heard the call young boredick and I'm here....

Right,, the cage door is open and luckily for you, you're bang on my patch..

First up, this smouldering love machine, she'll take your virginity and wrap it up nicely for you..
 https://www.adultwork.com/577993

Budget no object I ear you say, well this lover of young men will happily turn your money into shoes..
 https://www.adultwork.com/3081852

More more more I ear you say, here's more, much much more..
https://www.adultwork.com/3014659

You asked, I offered, you accepted.... you'll appreciate no doubt

My eyes! cueball, you have given the young master a grim tour of behind the scenes at Coronation Street, the final shower photo of Stan and Hilda Ogden will give me nightmares for weeks!


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I've heard the call young boredick and I'm here....

Right,, the cage door is open and luckily for you, you're bang on my patch..

First up, this smouldering love machine, she'll take your virginity and wrap it up nicely for you..
 https://www.adultwork.com/577993

Budget no object I ear you say, well this lover of young men will happily turn your money into shoes..
 https://www.adultwork.com/3081852

More more more I ear you say, here's more, much much more..
https://www.adultwork.com/3014659

You asked, I offered, you accepted.... you'll appreciate no doubt
Dear God! Not even Horizontal Pleasures could get any horizontal pleasure out of that lot!
Do I gather you suspect the original poster is a troll?


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Offline RedKettle

I've heard the call young boredick and I'm here....

Right,, the cage door is open and luckily for you, you're bang on my patch..

First up, this smouldering love machine, she'll take your virginity and wrap it up nicely for you..
 https://www.adultwork.com/577993

Budget no object I ear you say, well this lover of young men will happily turn your money into shoes..
 https://www.adultwork.com/3081852

More more more I ear you say, here's more, much much more..
https://www.adultwork.com/3014659

You asked, I offered, you accepted.... you'll appreciate no doubt

any young man would be pleased to shag that lot

I look forward to the hat trick of reviews from the OP


1 review(s) found for SexyCait linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline bardock

haha, those images have been etched into my retinas forever now, thanks!
Anyway i was thinking more along the lines of someone young, i read a review of mollyswedish, shes available on sunday im really tempted tp go for it. Is it advisable to let her know of my situation.

Offline handgun71

quality -

"the final shower photo of Stan and Hilda Ogden will give me nightmares for weeks!"

aye, eye scrubbers

cruel but funny - i actually naively clicked with hope at some top draw suggestions, will i ever learn
Banning reason: Trying to get around word filter

haha, those images have been etched into my retinas forever now, thanks!
Anyway i was thinking more along the lines of someone young, i read a review of mollyswedish, shes available on sunday im really tempted tp go for it. Is it advisable to let her know of my situation.

Dirk lost his punting virginity to Molly

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=90946.msg1105958#msg1105958

Maybe ask him if he told her ?   :unknown:

Offline bardock

Ive been hearing the word vanilla and OWO  alot. What do they mean.
Is there a place i can look up all the abbreviations

Ive been hearing the word vanilla and OWO  alot. What do they mean.
Is there a place i can look up all the abbreviations

Vanilla https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conventional_sex

OWO - Oral Without Condom !

Glossary of terms  https://www.puntingwiki.com/wiki/Glossary


Offline cueball


thanks!


You're welcome beardcock  :hi:

You want em young eh? Mid twenties ok for you?

Offline fairfield

More more more I ear you say, here's more, much much more..
https://www.adultwork.com/3014659

Profile quote :
      "She a 26 y/o sub....        He a 31 y/o dom..."

Can't you have some pity for poor young Baredick?
Couple of sessions with that little minx and he won't just be staring his new job - he'll be retiring at the same time. 



« Last Edit: April 22, 2016, 05:49:33 PM by fairfield »

Offline freeze44

Is it barerdick or bearddick???  :lol:

Offline cueball





Roll up roll up.... come and see the incredible two headed prossie :D

Offline bardock

You're welcome beardcock  :hi:

You want em young eh? Mid twenties ok for you?
Yeh thats fine


Vanilla https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conventional_sex

OWO - Oral Without Condom !

Glossary of terms  https://www.puntingwiki.com/wiki/Glossary

virtualwaster, that's cruel, inventing Wiki stuff with dodgy meanings - to put the OP straight;
OWO: Oral WithOut - it's a method the girl, usually a mature escort, delivers oral without teeth, having put them in a jar by the bedside.
Vanilla: The use of vanilla pods to open the Japs eye extra wide at the point of ejaculation, the delicious smell adds to the flavour of the punt.

Offline cueball

You want em young eh? Mid twenties ok for you?

Yeh thats fine

Ok beardycock, never let it be said I'm agist....

Here's one from the cage...

Hungrily chewing her way out of my cueballs cuties hotlist comes this lithe munchkin....
https://www.adultwork.com/3441691

Now stop pulling your pud in the computer chair (you'll stain it) and get out into Manchester and get riding the fillies I've given you.

Ok beardycock, never let it be said I'm agist....

Here's one from the cage...

Hungrily chewing her way out of my cueballs cuties hotlist comes this lithe munchkin....
https://www.adultwork.com/3441691

Now stop pulling your pud in the computer chair (you'll stain it) and get out into Manchester and get riding the fillies I've given you.

Fuck me, now Ena Sharples has risen from the dead, it'll be a Jack & Vera Duckworth duo next....

Or even europe if there are any recommended ones

The South East is in Europe

How about dinner date and then fun in the bath with Keeley

https://www.adultwork.com/1655053


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Offline cueball

Fuckin hell, I'm on fire tonight bumcock, I've found you one for the journey up, on the m1 and just right to see when you want to stretch your legs...
https://www.adultwork.com/3223488

The motorway miles can take their toll if you don't have a break

Offline Sonny Crockett

haha, those images have been etched into my retinas forever now, thanks!
Anyway i was thinking more along the lines of someone young, i read a review of mollyswedish, shes available on sunday im really tempted tp go for it. Is it advisable to let her know of my situation.

Up to you I suppose. If it was me I would tell her at the meet itself.
Banning reason: Troll

Up to you I suppose. If it was me I would tell her at the meet itself.

FFS Sonny, can you stop being so level headed and agreeable?  :angry:

We need comments like, ''tell her fuck all, she's only interested in your cash''

 :hi:

Offline cueball


We need comments like, ''tell her fuck all, she's only interested in your cash''

 :hi:

+1,000,000  :D


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