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Author Topic: Nervous and a virgin  (Read 7704 times)

yeh those shia's are weird with there fake marriages and self flaggelation. Sunni's all the way!

You mean like this !


Offline cueball


editL: what's AGM?? nothing in the glossary and google searches

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Please please please don't get banned.

I can see hours of fun with you, you're the new sludge, you'll not know sludge, he had me laughing like a giddy school girl.

What's an AGM  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bardock if you are going to screenshot, don't include your number.  :dash:


Offline stevedave

Bardock if you are going to screenshot, don't include your number.  :dash:

I may be wrong, but I think that is the lasses number, not bumbledicks.

That said, I wouldn't have screenshotted it in the first place!

Good luck for next time bungdong, don't stress about OT lay off the wanking for a couple of days beforehand and you'll be reet.

Offline bardock

Bardock if you are going to screenshot, don't include your number.  :dash:
haha yeh That's not mine! I'm not that Crazy!

Offline bardock

im wondering if I should go on holiday too as i have two weeks before starting job, practice with some foreign escorts, then surprise molly by my much improved techniques!

im wondering if I should go on holiday too as i have two weeks before starting job, practice with some foreign escorts, then surprise molly by my much improved techniques!

Improve your techniques and you never know she may give you a freebie if you make her cum she may even want to go steady and it could develop into a beautiful thing like this.





Offline bardock

Improve your techniques and you never know she may give you a freebie if you make her cum she may even want to go steady and it could develop into a beautiful thing like this.





hahahaha !!

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Please please please don't get banned.

I can see hours of fun with you, you're the new sludge, you'll not know sludge, he had me laughing like a giddy school girl.

What's an AGM  :lol: :lol: :lol:

This Sludge ?

do you skip rent payments....not possible as its direct debit.

So you do underhand things to pay ?.... not literally.

Do you sacrifice food and basics to fuck ? yes i very much do...


Offline Nagilum

Good review bare one.  Now don't start falling in love with her as I sense this is on the horizon for you.

Offline bardock

Good review bare one.  Now don't start falling in love with her as I sense this is on the horizon for you.
She was extremely friendly, well manered and i liked her, but il never love her haha

Take an Abaya and a Niqab with you next time to give you an idea of your arranged marriage to be.

Offline bardock

So addictive this business, will see lena_lena tomorrow

Offline Sonny Crockett

So addictive this business, will see lena_lena tomorrow

Good Luck with you next punt tomorrow. Hope it's a great one that ignites your enthusiasm for sex so much, that you never look back.

I can ensure that a great punt will make you want more of this.
Banning reason: Troll

Offline PLeisure

So addictive this business, will see lena_lena tomorrow
Eih, so fickle now! At the weekend, you only had eyes for Molly the Swede. Now she's on holiday you're playing the field !  :D :music:

Offline bardock

Shes just practice
But yea she needs to cme back from holiday asap

Offline cueball

So addictive this business, will see lena_lena tomorrow

Big day today bunduck, lena lena next of your hit list?

Flowers or chocolates?

Offline bardock

Big day today bunduck, lena lena next of your hit list?

Flowers or chocolates?

Chocolates. She offers it too. Its on her likes list haha

Chocolates. She offers it too. Its on her likes list haha

Are you seeing her today bardock, or was it yesterday, if so, where is the review, presumably you were like a young Rocco Siffredi second time around?

Offline bardock

Are you seeing her today bardock, or was it yesterday, if so, where is the review, presumably you were like a young Rocco Siffredi second time around?

I messaged her yesterday and we set a time for today and she sent over the adress. But now she doesnt seem to be replying to my texts. We shall see

I messaged her yesterday and we set a time for today and she sent over the adress. But now she doesnt seem to be replying to my texts. We shall see

Probably fucking cueball

He was on about warming her up for you !

Offline cueball

Probably fucking cueball


Yes, you're right, I'm just back from popping 4 days worth of cue seed in her mouth, fuckin hell, it were as thick as gaviscon.

Enjoy your kissy kisses bunduck  :lol:

Yes, you're right, I'm just back from popping 4 days worth of cue seed in her mouth, fuckin hell, it were as thick as gaviscon.

Enjoy your kissy kisses bunduck  :lol:

She's ready for now burntdick, just spoke to her, she's practicing to make herself perfect for you


Offline bardock

That pics disgusting!!
Also cueball what did you do woth her, shes still not responding!!


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