Author Topic: 36EEBlonde - Chelmsford  (Read 1206 times)


8 review(s) for 36EEBlonde (0 positive, 5 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline oohermrs

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In summary - OK, but not great. 

Previous reviewers have mentioned she's a bit up herself (very true) and only allows 1 pop, so I went for a shorter session.

Comms were fine, no issue.  She operates out of a nice, new flat near Tesco's in Bond Street.

Decent looking woman in her late 20s with a great body and a magnificent chest.  English rather limited and very little verbal interaction.  Pretty much zero connection.  A fair amount of the old, fake porno bollox e.g. "Fuck me, baby" (phrase 1) and "Come in my pussy" (phrase 2) etc. 

TBH, I felt right from the start that she was just going through the motions.  No FK/DFK.  I got told off early on for squeezing her tits with too much enthusiasm  :( 

OWO was fine, but no CIM allowed, even though it's on her profile (and not 'at discretion' either).   :( :(

Uses her mouth to get me hard, then she's very quick to get the protection on and get onto all fours.  Phrase 1. Phrase 1.  But she wouldn't let me get deep enough.  Even though I'd grabbed her hips and was trying to plough into her, she kept moving her knees back towards me and moving her backside further away from me.  So much so that she eventually collapsed onto her front and left me hanging there...WTF?!

Flips herself over.  Phrase 2.  Phrase 2.  Off we go with a bit of mish.  Some fake moaning plus more of phrase 2 together with her urging me on to greater and greater speed (are we trying to catch a bus or something FFS!) until I pop.

She'd been on my HL for a while, but it was a rather mechanical service and I left feeling a bit underwhelmed and won't be returning.

MrXYZ987

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Certainly echos mine and the other review, clearly a "repeat offender" and so I guess a standard routine for her punts.

Personally I didn't experience obstacles to getting deep when doing her doggy, but maybe that's cos she wanted to get it over long before my paid for time was up.