Author Topic: jennababe, Kirkcaldy, Fife  (Read 4437 times)


6 review(s) for jennababe (2 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by ]

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Look, I was horny, wanted a quick gobble at short notice, the options are limited.  Yes, she has some bad press on here and to be honest it isn't entirely harsh.  Profile pics look reasonably promising, she looks good in a council sort of way and looks to have a decent body.  Unfortunately the body is really quite chunky around the middle and her thighs are really thick... and that's good on Beyonce... but Jenna ain't Beyonce.  She's not bad looking though, has really nice eyes, just a shame she's let herself go a bit. 

The flat: not a great area but as always with Kirkcaldy this is relevant and it's ok, safe enough. The flat was really clean and tidy inside, I had no worries about that.

I find it hard to shoot from a BJ so in the sense that she made me cum and I didn't have to finish it off myself, it was a good BJ.  However, her technique is more of the sledgehammer than the scalpel.  She takes your cock in her gob and bobs up and down on it like a fucking demented nodding dog.  There was none of the sensual stuff, no tickling the gooch, no sucking the balls, no teasing around the bellend, no eye contact, just kinda BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM for 15 minutes.

That was fine, I'd come for a blowjob and she took my muck without me having to help it along but worse was to come.  If you want to hear a story about how a prostitute woke up one morning to find her boyfriend lying dead beside her, Jenna is your girl!

I am really torn between a neutral and a negative, I was intending on making this a neutral when I started the review because she did achieve what I wanted her for.  I wanted to shoot my muck in a bird's gob for not too much money and she fitted that bill.  What dragged her down was the chat about the dead boyfriend and the lack of sensuality in the BJ... but I didn't go for a GFE, I went for a wham, bam, thank-you ma'am and that's exactly what I got.  I knew she'd be a bit council so I can't hold that against her. 

All things considered, I think I'll stick with a neutral.  If you want a quickie in Kirkcaldy she is probably a decent shout but I definitely won't be putting her up there with the genuinely good prossies.

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Offline DickDiver

Well done, sir. Taking one for the team in Fife is like taking a shit at Oscar Pistorious house during the night. I have to say she doesn't get me in the mood.

chico1000

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Brilliant but think I'll give Fife a miss for the moment.

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Well done, sir. Taking one for the team in Fife is like taking a shit at Oscar Pistorious house during the night. I have to say she doesn't get me in the mood.

I think for me she fell into the camp of "yeah, she's probably not top-notch but I'll have to find out for myself."

To be honest, I think I'd go back for the same again but she falls into that weird middle-ground where I couldn't wholeheartedly recommend her.

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Brilliant but think I'll give Fife a miss for the moment.

It isn't all bad, we have... erm... an influx of barebacking Romanians...

Ah...

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If you look at that profile picture of her from behind at full size it looks like her fanny is wider than the Forth is at Kirkcaldy, but I guess you didn't' go there?

I like a good pair of meaty thighs myself, but that photo has nearly put me off for life. well done on TOFTT.

Offline bigmike32

I actually considered punting her myself but the review has put me off. Kdy is junkie central and she does not sound very attractive.

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I actually considered punting her myself but the review has put me off. Kdy is junkie central and she does not sound very attractive.

She's not a bad looking girl at all but she has developed quite a big belly, it's actually amazing how big her belly is in comparison to the rest of her relatively small frame.  I wouldn't want to get her naked and see it all jiggling though.

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What the boyfriend die of ?

Heart attack apparently.  He was 34.  I didn't ask if the heart attack at 34 was brought on by being morbidly obese or a junkie... I have my suspicions.

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If you look at that profile picture of her from behind at full size it looks like her fanny is wider than the Forth is at Kirkcaldy, but I guess you didn't' go there?

I like a good pair of meaty thighs myself, but that photo has nearly put me off for life. well done on TOFTT.

Nah, I didn't go there, knickers and basque were kept on, I was happy with that for once!

I did notice she had a bit of a beefy fanny but an ex did too and wasn't particularly chunky so I gave her the benefit of the doubt as I do like strong thighs too.   The reality was somewhat different though.

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  I wouldn't want to get her naked and see it all jiggling though.
So....she didn't take her kit off? A definite Negative.

Boaby321

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That gash looks like it's had more cocks than Tollcross pisshouse. I have however been inside worse.

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Offline Gavlaar

Aye ive seen her a couple of times, actually got quite nice tits and a decent-ish chunky bum, fine for a £40 blow n go but wouldnt fancy shagging her