Chelsea Cloisters Meat market

[Mendra]

Chelsea Cloisters Meat market - how often do you visit?

I have visited this place a few times but not anymore, always bumping into people, lifts are slow and you never know who will exit them when they open. The girls these days are so mechanical all pics are photoshopped as well.

Do you visit? How often? Why?

[russell sprout]

In 10+ years of punting I have never been. Is there a website for it or is it just where prossie congregate?

[lechuck]

Saw sexy blonde Zaneta there and had a good experience (see review) so no complaints from me. Admittedly that has been my one and only visit to cloisters so may have just got lucky

[Fully Sated]

Russell Sprout, it does have a website, but it is just a building with serviced apartments very much favoured by many prostitutes (some independents) and agencies.

External Link/Members Only

[russell sprout]

I see, thanks.

[Mendra]

90% of the occupants are WG's if you walk down anyone the floors randomly you can hear screaming, bed noises, fuckin etc going on. Most of the west London EE girls work from there Dario of babes of London is a one bird the tempts me to want to go back there. All the others seem to be a waste of time. Time watchers like the Big Ben. If you don't finish one time you may not get time to shower or you might even bump into the next punter. Really conveyor belt business! That said some really fit girls in there. If I didn't live in London oh yeah I'd be frequent at the place - lots of choice lol

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Ten floors of whores, our survey said that at peak times 25 litres of jizz is ejaculated each hour....

[ProtocolDroid]

Been there twice, once with an agency girl, once with an indie. The first session was good; the second very good. As long as you do your research beforehand or just get lucky I don't see why this place should be any worse than any other building with high concentrations of WGs.

I personally like it for its convenient location and the in my limited experience at least reasonable state of repair of the rooms and facilities. I couldn't care less about bumping into fellow forum members in the slow lifts, nor about seeing WGs coming in and out of the building. (In fact, last time I was there I wish I could have asked one of them for her business card, but thought that might have been a little bit cheeky.)

[superchamp]

I visit CC on average every couple of weeks. I've never yet bumped into someone who's obviously another punter. If I visit evenings/weekends there's usually some free parking in the streets behind. Lifts aren't exactly lightspeed but they're not exactly slow either. Visitors I see coming and going are usually Japanese tourists, I certainly don't recall seeing any obvious EE WG's coming and going. Perhaps I'm a bit mutt and jeff but I've never heard any noises when passing rooms. It's in a very upmarket area so no problems with "trouble" at any time of day. Basically I find it to be nothing but easy and safe.Funny how one punters experience can be a polar opposite of another's.

[Fututor]

I visit CC on average every couple of weeks. I've never yet bumped into someone who's obviously another punter. If I visit evenings/weekends there's usually some free parking in the streets behind. Lifts aren't exactly lightspeed but they're not exactly slow either. Visitors I see coming and going are usually Japanese tourists, I certainly don't recall seeing any obvious EE WG's coming and going. Perhaps I'm a bit mutt and jeff but I've never heard any noises when passing rooms. It's in a very upmarket area so no problems with "trouble" at any time of day. Basically I find it to be nothing but easy and safe.Funny how one punters experience can be a polar opposite of another's.

I'm the same. I've spent many an hour at the Cloisters and never heard or seen anything going on except once, as I waited outside for a text to come up could see hear a chap on his mobile giving it the "so what floor is it?? Ground floor?? Right. I'm coming" such that it wasn't a great leap to guess what was going on.

Other than that my only interaction with someone else was a perfectly pleasant conversation about the weather (what else) with some old bird in the lift. I've sat in reception for a good half hour doing email perfectly unmolested. I can't see the problem with the place (aside from the fact that, based on my representative sample, ALL the showers are fucked to some degree)

[Hariputter99]

Last time I was at CC I shared a lift with a man dressed in green paramedic uniform trousers. And I can tell he was a punter.

[Gynaemyte]

Nothing wrong with the place, at all.
South Ken tube = 12 minute walk.
Probably been there 8 or 10 times over the years, Agency and Indie.
Seen all sorts of people in the Lifts – so what?
I couldn’t care if it was 10% or 90% WG’s – the rooms are fine.
Saw an Arab (?) family once, with children.
Delivery guys, paramedic’s, you name it.
Never experienced any problems/embarrassment/noises/screams!
Reception couldn’t care less – the girls pay their rent – that’s all that “counts”!
Just walk in, like you’re visiting a friend.
“The Hour Glass” pub (ha!) Brompton Road / Crescent Place is a nice stop off, before/after.

[webpunter]

The place is like a rabbit warren.  Fuck knows how you get out if there is a fire .  Some really small rooms.  It would be good if they could put pictures of themselves on the doors like in Germany

[flybynightpm]

Been a few times and the rooms were seriously grotty and small.. and god it was warm... middle of winter and the heating was on full blast... Met 2-3 EE girls on the way out when trying to figure out how to open the door, felt like going back in again! Agree with the rabbit warren bit, felt like I walking for miles round the block if you go up the wrong lift.

[Dreyfus]

Lots of agency girls are based there.  Nothing wrong with the place.  Take the stairs.  And there are entrances / exits in the back and to the side.

[Dreyfus]

but yes I agree some of the rooms are not in great shape

[Gynaemyte]

Lots of agency girls are based there.  Nothing wrong with the place.  Take the stairs.  And there are entrances / exits in the back and to the side.

Only Exits at the back, no entrances.

[Dreyfus]

I guarantee that the door to the side is often left ajar...

[SuitedandBooted]

There is a certain hotel in High St Ken where you can bump into lots of girls and punters too.

Best to avoid the reception area at check in time...

[Mendra]

I am interested in these other entrance and exit doors. I have found my self lost in the before and then found the exit door. Can one get in any other ways than the front or even through the bar?

[Dreyfus]

Easy: next time you're there, take the side stairs rather than the main staircase.  See where those lead - that's your side/back entry point as well, for future reference.

[raylondoner]

Easy: next time you're there, take the side stairs rather than the main staircase.  See where those lead - that's your side/back entry point as well, for future reference.

I'm getting intrigued by this place and thinking about taking a look just to see if it's as good/bad as stated.   

[psplit]

Only Exits at the back, no entrances.

By the sounds of it there might be many exits being used as entrances at any particular moment in this building...

[tazz]

Ive been there 4 times in total but over a 12 year period. Never noticed any punters or heard any screwing or screaming. Cant say the rooms are marvellous and it can be a but daunting getting out of there. Cant believes its 90% escorts, lots of tourists stay there and there's a bar next door. Read the Freeholders know precisely what goes on and have no issues with the escorts.

[EnglishRebecca121]

i used a top floor private let last year there  and didnt hear a peep from any one! if anything was full of chinese tourists

[unitedfuture]

I've been a few times over the past year and never had any problems. Yes rabbit warren and occasionally walked past probable punters looking for the correct room.  However as far as I know it's not a walk up place. All my visits have been pre-booked.

[fredpunter]

Only Exits at the back, no entrances.

You're meeting the wrong girls

[mrhappypants]

You're meeting the wrong girls

 

[Anadin]

Oh shit I just realised I was there a couple of weeks ago.

[dembo200]

quite funny i've sat in reception for over 30 mins few times.saw alot of tarts come and go haha.

[Mendra]

I be sat in reception for 10 mins and seen many punters hurry up the staircase and keep straight faces on the way out

[d00fer]

I've seen a couple of weird guys hanging about in the reception area when I've been on my way in and out.

[Mendra]

Ive seen a guys looking at a couple weird guys in the reception.