No offence to any ABM afficiandoes, (could be joining the ranks soon anyway) - but never imagined it featuring in my dream of becoming a macho superstud punter.
However 2 recent meets, one asian the other EE, began with the WG using nearly half a packet of baby wipes on my nether regions. And i loved it!
Previously a WG wd use one, at most 2 wipes on the John Thomas to kick off proceedings. I always shower couple of hours beforehand, so find this mildly irritating. Assume it is a power thing - isn't the WG saying no matter how clean you are, I will say when you can dare touch me. It was only ever a token wipe anyway.
But lying there getting a heavy duty workover was something entirely different. Sort of took me back to much happier days when i would occasionally change the babies nappy. Yes, 1960's man changed nappies- not just the province of New Man. We could and did help out - just didn't shout it from the rooftops or parade it like a smug badge.
The 2 WG's were immaculately clean themselves and so were their bedrooms. Didn't feel a power thing with them - tho both went over my front, rear and each bollock really thoroughly. The asian did it all TWICE. Yet seemed to set the tone for a very relaxed punt.
Here's the rub - i want to ask future WG's for the same. Hopefully its not gonna lead to the whole talcum powder, nappy, dummy thing.
Is anyone else turned on by baby wipes? and have you been able to draw the line there?
Or am i going down a blind alley here? Already get enuff of a knockback/blocked number routine from WGs - don't want to scare a lot more off.
