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Author Topic: Does she mean us? Surely not!  (Read 1659 times)

Offline Melb

Saw this on my favourite "comedy site"

Oh my god, I am livid - Despite having lots of positive feedback on AW, I just happened to google myself this morning, and found a punting forum that I didn't even know existed, where there is a thread about me - In this thread, there seems to be a conversation going on about how many bookings I take in a day, how much money I must be earning, and why I charge for this service and that service, and if I really enjoyed them then I wouldn't charge for them. Also, one person gives a totally inaccurate account of when he had to cancel his meeting with me, and insinuates that it was my fault!!

Offline cunnyhunt

No. I think it is auto-censored

This sounds like little horny jess ?

It is auto-censored....and quite a "nice" little thread has developed on Saafe regarding it.

According to one of the ladies, us punters are not very nice people....... :rolleyes:

"The fact is these individuals on forums actually believe what they read, and are often  impressionable, alot of these men are misogynistic  or are so socially inept and cant get a woman to love them or want to even have sex with them  so pay escorts they have a resentment but have to release sperm at some point,in a way that they think turns them on and then they makeup reports sad sad fuckers... "

[RE saafe] .....''Successful men have a lot of work and family responsabilities. Those guys don't have the time of the day to sit and discuss ladies on forums because they have more important things to do with their time. In my experience those are the good clients: they come, do their deed, pay well and go back to their busy lives. Individuals with "too much time in their hands" and little responsabilities tend to be the "trouble makers" (slagging you on forums, stalking, telling neighbours etc...)''

These women should re-read their comments before hitting the send button. It could be said that ''service providers'' who are good at their job do not have time to sit on forums bitching about the shortage of punters, who said what about who and why their phone is covered in dust bunnies.

Some time ago I had a booking with a ''service provider'' who'd been on the game well over 10 years. As we chatted about her website, I asked briefly about punting forums and if she'd ever used them - immediately she screwed up her face and said, 'i'm not interested. I've got a life, business to run, clients to see and wouldn't want to be associated with those types of women anyway.'   :yahoo:

Says it all really.

Offline ncarter

I'm surprised they didn't say a good client is one that posts money through the letterbox and goes.

The flip to her argument is that sites like this can also generate a lot of business for WG's who provide a decent service whilst us 'saddos' have time to post, the gentlemen clients most likely read these forums for tips etc. Just think how good it would look if the bunch of misogynistic women haters on here praise a particular girl, if 'we' are happy then she must be good.

Offline Lurtz

Over the years a few WGs have told me that most punters are 'strange' or 'weird'. One told me recently that many punters don't know how to be nice to a woman or how to show her respect. Surprisingly, she said many blokes were poor kissers: 'They force their tongues into your mouth and wriggle it around. Yuk.'

Offline haystacks79

Over the years a few WGs have told me that most punters are 'strange' or 'weird'.

I've always been slightly strange and weird, and most people that know me would probably agree. I'm happy being who I am, and don't really want to try 'normal'  :)

Offline Lurtz

I've always been slightly strange and weird, and most people that know me would probably agree. I'm happy being who I am, and don't really want to try 'normal'  :)

I've always found weirdos to be interesting.  :)  One of the most fascinating guys at school was a Jehovah's Witness who practised self-hypnosis and wanted desperately to get into MENSA. He was unusually strong for a fat, four-eyed geek.

Offline Melb

No. I think it is auto-censored

This sounds like little horny jess ?

Yes, tis her

Offline Sarahs Back

I've always been slightly strange and weird, and most people that know me would probably agree. I'm happy being who I am, and don't really want to try 'normal'  :)
Same goes for me too
Normal people scare the shit out of me

A punter is unhappy that a WG appears to be misleading people with her profile. It could be purposely misleading or just a poorly done profile, I think the latter.

From a client view if a service provider heavily advertises something they love doing and it's on their enjoys list - then they shouldn't be slipping in a few inconspicuous words somewhere in there that they will charge extra for it. I will agree with stilsofthen that it can be interpreted as misleading and lead to these types of silly disputes that don't need to happen.

So here's some advice -
Keep your profile clear, plain and simple and you wont have these types of problems.

Enjoys - What you enjoy doing and is part of your service and is covered in your rate. You can exaggerate all you like in text about your enjoys list but don't mix this section with things you might do at discretion or things you will charge extra for.

Anything you will charge extra for should be stated clearly (in capitals if necessary) and by itself. You can even put it in your FAQ so it stands out but always keep it separate from your opening text.


According to one of the ladies, us punters are not very nice people....... :rolleyes:

"The fact is these individuals on forums actually believe what they read, and are often  impressionable, alot of these men are misogynistic  or are so socially inept and cant get a woman to love them or want to even have sex with them  so pay escorts they have a resentment but have to release sperm at some point,in a way that they think turns them on and then they makeup reports sad sad fuckers... "

Perhaps if whoever wrote that spent less time insulting, generalising and making assumptions about her clients and instead spent more time helping younger wg's then incidents like this wouldn't happen. I haven't even bothered looking for the saafe version of the thread but I bet no one has suggested she could re-word her profile to avoid it happening in the future.  Helping someone shouldn't involve them crying on your shoulder while you hurl insults 'over the wall'.

Offline ncarter

Makes perfect sense to ask the customer what they want to help you sell your products or services rather than blame them and make it seem their fault that they don't want to buy what you are selling :dash:. The basics of marketing aren't hard. Sometimes a simply review of other profiles to see how others do it gives you ideas on what to do and not to do (just don't copy and paste other people's into yours unless an EE pimp).

See helpful, free, sensible advice that will be ignored because what the hell does this site know about what punters want?


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