Location: New Malden
Price: 80/ 30 mins
External Link/Members Only Had some money to burn after meeting a friend in New Malden so decided to give Junior a little treat.
Quick search gave me
External Link/Members Only (NB I think she works with
External Link/Members Only and
External Link/Members Only, not sure so don't quote me on this)
The address is:
Emerald House, 284 Burlington Road, KT3 4NL. The only reason I'm giving out the address is to prevent people from wasting their time.
Comms: 4/10
Initial comms were done solely by text, but they were pretty fast. Judging by the wording etc I should have known it was a pimp/manager but you can't blame me for being horny xD. Another point to mention is that they want your name for the booking, which was a first for me (obviously gave a fake name). Now here's where it just all goes to shit. I read that it was 100 pounds/hour in the ad and I confirmed this as well as all services over text.
When I arrived, I got a text saying the price was actually 130 pounds/hour. Turns out they have multiple ads, with some being 100/hour and others being 130/hour to scam you out of an extra 30 quid. I should have walked then and there, but as I didn't have a backup I decided to go for 30 minutes, which was 80/hour.
Location: 6/10
You know the address now lol, but its easy to get there by car and parking was okay. The interior however was shabby, with roll up curtains as well as the classic cigarette smell. The biggest problem was that it felt really exposed with the curtains :p
Event:
To sum it up, it was the equivalent of shagging a blow up doll expect the doll is probably tighter (never tried so i wouldn't really know, but comparison seemed suitable). When I first came in, Diana wasn't apologetic about the price mix up at all, saying 'Oh it's only 30 pounds, I don't know why you are complaining'. Yeah, nice attitude. That being said, facially she was pretty attractive- credit where credit is due.
Next, she hurriedly undressed and put on a condom and started furiously wanking it. When I asked about OWO, she said that it wasn't clean, which was surprising since I'd had a shower an hour beforehand and none of my previous punts have ever said anything about my hygiene. She also didn't do kissing, let alone french kissing.
After about 10 minutes of halfhearted romping she started complaining that she was tired and she began the furious wank ritual again. At this point I said fuck it and asked for my money back.
Argument ensued, with the pimp and another girl getting involved. Just stayed calm the whole time and said I wouldn't leave before I got my money. Ended up getting 20 quid back.
Personality: 2/10 (Lies, complains)
Looks: 7/10 (Decent to quite good looking)
Services: 1/10
Total: 20/50
Perhaps SW London isn't great for punting? I don't really know.
TL:DR; pimp run establishment, raises price by 30 pounds when you arrive, bad service. Wouldn't recommend
Happy Punting
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