And this one probably deservie an "honourable mention", although to be fair, I suspect the problem is that she hasn't got a clue.
/www.adultwork.com/897816 or https://www.adultwork.com/Laura+in+cornwall
The profile shows that she knows nothing about either punctuation or capitalisation, and verges on the unreadable. It would scarcely be less alluring if she had put "not doing bareback at the moment, as I am recovering from gonorrhoea".
But what makes it remarkable is that she refuses to put any prices. These have to be discussed on the phone. But she doesn't give her phone number. Presumably, you have to e-mail her for it.
Does she really think people are going to indulge in protracted session of horse-trading over the phone?
The refusal to give prices is naive, arrogant, or plain dishonest.
I can see the conversation:
"I fancy seeing you for half an hour".
"That'll be sixty quid".
"You did only want hand relief, didn't you"?
"I wanted a fuck"
"That's an extra twenty".
"Oh, all right".
"That's another tenner."
"Oh, very well"
"Did you want it uncovered?"
"That's another twenty on top."
"And did you want to do it in more than one position? There's an extra fiver per position, which...hello, hello".
She had not had any AW feedback since October 2013. I wonder why?
As I say, possibly not up herself, just clueless.