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Offline Diehard

I don't quite get why the OP says this could be a controversial thread.

Hookers are delusional at the best of times, the ones with the profiles highlighted in this thread need sectioning.

Hookers need to understand that being on the game is not complicated.

1. Advertise accurately what services are provided
2. Agree with punter the contract price
3. Ensure punter has fantastic sex for the entire duration of the booking, so no massage, chit chat or other timewasting shit.
4. At end of booking get dressed, shake hands say goodbye and both forget about each other.

It's so simple really.

Offline Beef Flaps

I don't quite get why the OP says this could be a controversial thread.

Hookers are delusional at the best of times, the ones with the profiles highlighted in this thread need sectioning.

Hookers need to understand that being on the game is not complicated.

1. Advertise accurately what services are provided
2. Agree with punter the contract price
3. Ensure punter has fantastic sex for the entire duration of the booking, so no massage, chit chat or other timewasting shit.
4. At end of booking get dressed, shake hands say goodbye and both forget about each other.

It's so simple really.

I quite like a back rub before she gobbles down my Man Goo. Chit chat no thanks.
Banning reason: Arrogant twat

I don't quite get why the OP says this could be a controversial thread.

Hookers are delusional at the best of times, the ones with the profiles highlighted in this thread need sectioning.

Hookers need to understand that being on the game is not complicated.

1. Advertise accurately what services are provided
2. Agree with punter the contract price
3. Ensure punter has fantastic sex for the entire duration of the booking, so no massage, chit chat or other timewasting shit.
4. At end of booking get dressed, shake hands say goodbye and both forget about each other.

It's so simple really.
I take your point. But you will probably have noticed that "Classic Blonde" has already received two posts from punters who find her 60-minute preliminary meeting quite justifiable, and are loud in her praise. So, as I half expected, my two posts so far of women whom I put in the "up themselves" category have not met with complete approval all round.

And here's another "up herself" lady:
//www.adultwork.com/3165784 or https://www.adultwork.com/carry%2Don%2Dhollie

She's been mentioned on her before, so I won't say too much.
However, it would be  fair to say that she must have the most pretentiously wordy profile on Adultwork. She claims to have an academic career and to do this part-time,. But that is no excuse for an over-written profile which takes a very long time to say very little. If she really is an academic, I would hate to be taught by her.
She only offers tantric services, unless you book her for four hours, in which case you may, just possibly, get to shag her, by which time you will have spent £400 and wasted half a day.
She has refused to allow feedback on the basis that "What happens in Cardiff stays in Cardiff". A statement which I find completely meaningless. If she is as fussy as she claims about only accepting clients with a high IQ, I would have thought she would be only too pleased to get some high-quality feedback. And anyway, what does IQ have ot do with it when you are having an expensive wank?
Definitely up herself!


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Offline yonimax

To be fair there are profiles with gals who look alright but the moment you meet them F2F they start showing airs as if they expected some aristocrat to sweep them off their feet but what can they do they have to deal with an average bloke like moi.
Guess as long as there are suckers there will be posers! This may also be because of the sheer number of women on AW. I guess historically you saw a few tart cards and that was good enough, now you have to market yourself for a niche or whatever

And here's another "up herself" lady:
//www.adultwork.com/3165784 or https://www.adultwork.com/carry%2Don%2Dhollie

She's been mentioned on her before, so I won't say too much.
However, it would be  fair to say that she must have the most pretentiously wordy profile on Adultwork. She claims to have an academic career and to do this part-time,. But that is no excuse for an over-written profile which takes a very long time to say very little. If she really is an academic, I would hate to be taught by her.
She only offers tantric services, unless you book her for four hours, in which case you may, just possibly, get to shag her, by which time you will have spent £400 and wasted half a day.
She has refused to allow feedback on the basis that "What happens in Cardiff stays in Cardiff". A statement which I find completely meaningless. If she is as fussy as she claims about only accepting clients with a high IQ, I would have thought she would be only too pleased to get some high-quality feedback. And anyway, what does IQ have ot do with it when you are having an expensive wank?
Definitely up herself!
Having looked at her website (supposedly only found by reading clues in her profile - WTF) I don't think she would fall into the category of "academic" and certainly not professorial.  I'm not sure how she expects to judge anyone's IQ, because pure wordiness is no indication of that.

http://www.carry-on-hollie.com/

To be fair to her, she doesn't offer penetration in her AW profile, so if you "pays your money you takes your choice."  Personally those huge great balloon false tits put me off - I don't know why women do that, but as someone said earlier on here, "horses for courses."

And at the bottom of her website she advertises UKP's old competitor - maybe she hasn't heard of UKP. 


1 review(s) found for carry-on-hollie linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline saf1976

This one ...

www.adultwork.com/3174418


I saw her a few years ago under a different profile. A really stuck up bitch ... however quite a good fuck, but not enough for me to return given the chat afters.

After she was trying to talk me into some overpriced gang bang with a mate of hers. It was so expensive as they was having champagne and catering. She was discussing this site and said 'oh I hate them all on there. I don't want Lorry Drivers and their sort'. Although I'm not a driver I took offence to it as why should their money be different to some guy in an office? I think my facial reaction must have let her know what a cunt she is.

And this one probably deservie an "honourable mention", although to be fair, I suspect the problem is that she hasn't got a clue.
/www.adultwork.com/897816 or https://www.adultwork.com/Laura+in+cornwall

The profile shows that she knows nothing about either punctuation or capitalisation, and verges on the unreadable. It would scarcely be less alluring if she had put "not doing bareback at the moment, as I am recovering from gonorrhoea".
But what makes it remarkable is that she refuses to put any prices. These have to be discussed on the phone. But she doesn't give her phone number. Presumably, you have to e-mail her for it.
Does she really think people are going to indulge in protracted session of horse-trading over the phone?
The refusal to give prices is naive, arrogant, or plain dishonest.
I can see the conversation:
 "I fancy seeing you for half an hour".
"That'll be sixty quid".
"That's fine".
"You did only want hand relief, didn't you"?
"I wanted a fuck"
"That's an extra twenty".
"Oh, all right".
"Oral"
"Of course."
"That's another tenner."
"Oh, very well"
"Did you want it uncovered?"
"Yes, please"
"That's another twenty on top."
"Um".
"And did you want to do it in more than one position? There's an extra fiver per position, which...hello, hello".
She had not had any AW feedback since October 2013. I wonder why?
As I say, possibly not up herself, just clueless.

Offline Turtle Z

I've encountered a couple in the East Mids...

This one... https://www.adultwork.com/790048  https://www.adultwork.com/CourtesanAnnabel   

Zero interest in sex and trades on showing her tits to 'gentlemen' whilst serving them tea and chatting. Of course anyone who uses the 'courtesan' tag is clearly up themselves. Oh, yes, and she thinks she's so amazing that she charges mug punters £4.80 to look at her PG for 24 hours.

Then there's this one... https://www.adultwork.com/1060276  https://www.adultwork.com/Angel36ff

A complete fucking idiot who thinks that she's both intelligent (she isn't) and gods gift to men. What can I say apart from the fact that I visited and she got on my fucking nerves, all me, me, me. Totally fucking deluded.

Interestingly despite the time both these women have been around, neither is reviewed on UKP, I wonder why that is?
« Last Edit: April 14, 2016, 03:21:41 PM by Turtle Z »

I read her profile as having to do 120 notes to have a chat with her and then more money if she decides I'm worth fucking. Therefore possible that over a £2 a minute coffee she could equally say no thanks.

That would be true, but I thought that having passed the telephone interview I was in and the tea was a bit of foreplay. So it was, tea didn't last long and it was up to the room for horny crumpet. I guess we clicked and I hadn't thought that she might say no thanks after the earl gray.

Offline Turtle Z

Sounds deluded to me, no need for chat before hand, usualy a time wasting ruse to not give sex but earn money.

Do like her payment option though, does the machine take notes ?


I know but I'd still be tempted if she was closer.


Reading some of these posts it proves we are a broad church (odd church it may be). I have enjoyed dinner or a drink with a WG before now, but rarely: they have to have something about them and seem interested and interesting. The contact, innuendo and hiking up of anticipation can be mind blowing before you blow your load in bed. If all you want is a shag (sometimes that's all I want) then fine, but whatever you may think of WGs, I have always found that if you treat them with respect they respond - they are people. IMHO the sex is better for it and anyway, it's the right thing to do. That probably makes me fluffy, but sod it - I'm comfortable in my masculinity. Here's to the next punt!

Offline Turtle Z

Reading some of these posts it proves we are a broad church (odd church it may be). I have enjoyed dinner or a drink with a WG before now, but rarely: they have to have something about them and seem interested and interesting. The contact, innuendo and hiking up of anticipation can be mind blowing before you blow your load in bed. If all you want is a shag (sometimes that's all I want) then fine, but whatever you may think of WGs, I have always found that if you treat them with respect they respond - they are people. IMHO the sex is better for it and anyway, it's the right thing to do. That probably makes me fluffy, but sod it - I'm comfortable in my masculinity. Here's to the next punt!

No, I wouldn't say that makes you a fluffy and I completely agree that you get out what you put in. There are girls who I've had no interest in socially or indeed with regard to anything beyond the punt, but I'd still treat them with respect. Why wouldn't you. I had a real issue recently with a girl who said she'd never go out with one of her clients, that was not because I was in any way interested in her but rather ironically because she looked down on her clients, one of whom was me. She saw the punter paying for her massage and HE as somehow tainted whereas she was still a catch, despite providing those hand jobs.  I don't think that anyone who sells or pays for sex is in a position to judge the other and personally I've never judged people on what they do unless they give me reason to. Of course there are punters on here who have no interest in the girl getting anything out of the punt, in my view their punts are the worse for it.
« Last Edit: April 14, 2016, 06:45:04 PM by Turtle Z »


Reading some of these posts it proves we are a broad church (odd church it may be). I have enjoyed dinner or a drink with a WG before now, but rarely: they have to have something about them and seem interested and interesting. The contact, innuendo and hiking up of anticipation can be mind blowing before you blow your load in bed. If all you want is a shag (sometimes that's all I want) then fine, but whatever you may think of WGs, I have always found that if you treat them with respect they respond - they are people. IMHO the sex is better for it and anyway, it's the right thing to do. That probably makes me fluffy, but sod it - I'm comfortable in my masculinity. Here's to the next punt!
I have had a drink with two WGs (of the very few who I have met) because I wanted to get to know them a bit better - it always helps me afterwards, in one case exceptionally so.  They worked out well, but with the others I did not and everything also worked out pretty well.  I don't think I am fluffy because of the way I operate, because that's just me.

Offline pking_paul

I take your point. But you will probably have noticed that "Classic Blonde" has already received two posts from punters who find her 60-minute preliminary meeting quite justifiable, and are loud in her praise. So, as I half expected, my two posts so far of women whom I put in the "up themselves" category have not met with complete approval all round.

I like your balanced view. I don't complain when a ferrari goes past my new motor, its their choice even if theirs is older than mine most likely. We are in different purchasing positions with different aims in life, and as long as the prossies deliver what we want as punters, and admittedly some don't here by the sounds of it, then why gripe about other people's likes and dislikes?

I've been bored by an hour with a fit young thing whose gobbled every drop, and find a monied woman who wants a bit of fun playing at being a prossie a bit of a turn on.

Am I mad? Maybe in some UKP eyes? Do I worry, hell no.

Why does she do it?  Simply because she can, and I'd like a few less to keep trying. That way I can get a look in again.  :hi:

Life should be a game to enjoy gents, whatever floats your boat. If it doesn't hurt anyone, then why not?  :drinks:

Back on topic, has anyone met one of the other prossies discussed on here and disagreed with the OP?

Offline EnglishRebecca121

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And here's another "up herself" lady:
//www.adultwork.com/3165784 or https://www.adultwork.com/carry%2Don%2Dhollie

She's been mentioned on her before, so I won't say too much.
However, it would be  fair to say that she must have the most pretentiously wordy profile on Adultwork. She claims to have an academic career and to do this part-time,. But that is no excuse for an over-written profile which takes a very long time to say very little. If she really is an academic, I would hate to be taught by her.
She only offers tantric services, unless you book her for four hours, in which case you may, just possibly, get to shag her, by which time you will have spent £400 and wasted half a day.
She has refused to allow feedback on the basis that "What happens in Cardiff stays in Cardiff". A statement which I find completely meaningless. If she is as fussy as she claims about only accepting clients with a high IQ, I would have thought she would be only too pleased to get some high-quality feedback. And anyway, what does IQ have ot do with it when you are having an expensive wank?
Definitely up herself!


as i said she has no belly button wtf!


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Offline will-ow

gahhh the phrase Courtesan always puts me off! to me it reads "im classy and high class" but just cos the you call a cooked gold fish monk fish doesnt make it so!

Offline Chuckman

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1566613 Here is one for consideration

Clearly someone who has read far too many Mills & Boon books and is asking £500 minimum bookings and prefers longer? That is top drawer delusionism.


Having looked at her website (supposedly only found by reading clues in her profile - WTF) I don't think she would fall into the category of "academic" and certainly not professorial.  I'm not sure how she expects to judge anyone's IQ, because pure wordiness is no indication of that.

http://www.carry-on-hollie.com/

To be fair to her, she doesn't offer penetration in her AW profile, so if you "pays your money you takes your choice."  Personally those huge great balloon false tits put me off - I don't know why women do that, but as someone said earlier on here, "horses for courses."

And at the bottom of her website she advertises UKP's old competitor - maybe she hasn't heard of UKP.

It's nice to see a tribute to the good old days of Geocities websites.

https://www.adultwork.com/3318926 or https://www.adultwork.com/EliseKennedyUK

I'm sure she is a lovely girl and her pics really make me want to see her but her prices are just away out of most peoples budgets, she started her profile at £500 an hour a few months ago and slowly but surely her prices came down .....she is now stuck at this ridiculous £150 hh and £250 hour pricing.

Still after saying all that if her prices do come down to the going rate of £70-£80 hh and
£130-£140 for the hour I would not hesitate to go and see her  ;)


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https://www.adultwork.com/3318926 or https://www.adultwork.com/EliseKennedyUK


A bit up herself maybe but i do like this:

"Q. Can I get a discount?    A. Yes, you can have a 100% discount! Have a wank!"


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I agree with the observations and viewpoints from these profiles.... But regardless of how stuck up or nonsensical they are...the abiding thing is that they must have some sort of demand from punters...its not for me and I'm not going to be critical of peoples tastes..but some of these ladies will no doubt have a great following and good on them , if it works

Offline Gonad123

I've encountered a couple in the East Mids...

This one... https://www.adultwork.com/790048  https://www.adultwork.com/CourtesanAnnabel   

Zero interest in sex and trades on showing her tits to 'gentlemen' whilst serving them tea and chatting. Of course anyone who uses the 'courtesan' tag is clearly up themselves. Oh, yes, and she thinks she's so amazing that she charges mug punters £4.80 to look at her PG for 24 hours.

Then there's this one... https://www.adultwork.com/1060276  https://www.adultwork.com/Angel36ff

A complete fucking idiot who thinks that she's both intelligent (she isn't) and gods gift to men. What can I say apart from the fact that I visited and she got on my fucking nerves, all me, me, me. Totally fucking deluded.

Interestingly despite the time both these women have been around, neither is reviewed on UKP, I wonder why that is?

Turtle,

Thanks for the heads-up! I have both of these girls on my HL. Have you seen Annabel, too?


Offline Turtle Z

Turtle,

Thanks for the heads-up! I have both of these girls on my HL. Have you seen Annabel, too?

Yes, she was just terrible. She is not remotely interested in sex. Only likes (likes may be a bit strong, perhaps 'does' is a better choice) missionary position and doesn't like her tits touched, which is a bit shit given that they're her  one and only USP. You couldn't make it up but if ever a woman was in the wrong job... Nobody ever goes back!

She seems to tour a lot now, I suspect because her local pool has completely dried up!
« Last Edit: April 15, 2016, 06:04:24 PM by Turtle Z »

Offline Turtle Z

Yes, she was just terrible. She is not remotely interested in sex. Only likes (likes may be a bit strong, perhaps 'does' is a better choice) missionary position and doesn't like her tits touched, which is a bit shit given that they're her  one and only USP. You couldn't make it up but if ever a woman was in the wrong job... Nobody ever goes back!

She seems to tour a lot now, I suspect because her local pool has completely dried up!

It's an absolute travesty but just noticed that this woman has got over 12,000 followers on Twitter. All for having a big pair of tits and zero aptitude for her chosen career. You have to hand it to her though, whoever is doing her marketing is doing a great job with the smoke and mirrors.

And heres one of her reviews from some fuckwit, no surprises from me that he somehow "missed out on the sex"... But as you'll see he did get lots of chat, drinks, and even Pate'   :dash:

I was given a very warm welcome by this lovely lady. Once seated on her sofa (I like sofas) I was plied with Bucks Fizz as we got to know each other. This inevitably led to kissing and caressing which led us to moving to the bedroom.

Annabel is a wonderfully skilled lover. We enjoyed more kisses and cuddles along with OWO, sweet and responsive RO and 69. Somehow we missed out on the sex but it didn't matter, I had a wonderful time.

Annabel is a most interesting person to chat to, being full of, as she says, life experiences. Perhaps the biggest surprise of the evening was the production of a light supper - pate, cold roast beef and fresh fruit washed down with orange juice. A surprise and a really great way to finish off our assignation.

It is far too simplistic to describe what Annabel provides as a GFE, it is a truly wonderful experience. Very very highly recommended.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2016, 06:31:46 PM by Turtle Z »


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