So my A, B and C plan let me down.. my little man took over and I decided take a gamble, and meet Alice. https://www.adultwork.com/2850633
I thought whats the worse that can happen. My imagination was short by a long shot.. reality was worse than I could have possibly guessed.
I recomment avoiding at all costs. Incase her profile changes, her current number is: +447424237606
Accomodation was reasonable, easy to find and centrally located. I arrive at her flat and the entrance was awkward to say the least! As i was arriving her neighbours were leaving and this really set the tone for the whole visit.
I finally get to get flat and someone matching the pictures, kind of, answers the door. I then get told i am meeting another girl..I should have walked but I foolishly stayed
The girl I actually meet with is maybe late 30s, short and rather round. She reminded me of an umpalumpa from charlie and the chocolate factory! Still my little man was in full control and I went ahead.
Not only do I have baby wipes forced as me as soon as I get undressed, i also get told to eat some chewing gum, for fresh breath. Not sure why, but didnt really question it too much, but its a new one on me!
After some piss poor oral I get invited to return the favour, so I do, happily as I really enjoy RO. After 5 minutes of this she decide to go back to oral and some how managed to get me to come.
I get asked what next and suggest sex. She then gives me some BS about being too big for penetration. Having paid for an hour I was beyond annoyed. I ask to meet the other girl and get told it was not possible. I asked for a refund and guess what? Not possible.
Before I leave the woman has no issue with putting Caneston on and tellibg me she has 'a little irritation'.
Neadless to say on the way home I picked up some anticeptic and have spent the last 20 minutes swilling, gargling and rubbing it all over my face!