Lola Bell @ Earl's Court

[marco.f]

I've tried several times to contact Lola Bell in the past, but she was always booked. This time (few days ago), after 30 mins after my first text, I received a reply from her, asking for a time. Agreed 30 min. This is the profile:

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Location, 10 mins walk from Earl's Court Tube, in a basement (the exact number is told by phone). The room is very small and dark. She asks me to undress and what I like to do. I ask for a normal massage and HR. Finally, when I'm on the sofa, she asks me if I want her dressed or naked (naked).

She actually starts giving me HR from the beginning..to the end. Honestly, it was rather boring. I was waiting for a full body massage. I could lick the tits, but overall I didn't like her body (especially ass, too big and without a form). Face is OK. Lots of oil on the cock. After 20/25 I decide to explode, more because i wanted to finish rather than because of being really ready.
 
Positives:
Easy talking and smiling
Money handed in the end (before leaving)
Shower in the end with clean towel

Neutral:
Room not clean and dark

Negatives:
Maybe I was expecting too much while reading previous reviews, but I was bored, 20/25 mins HR are too much (unless she is Irina Shark).

Considering a previous review of the girl in Paddington, where I gave a positive, probably this should be a positive, but I cannot feel like that. It's a rating about this experience, not in general on her service. Probably I should have asked explicitly from the beginning, but I think the usual play is 20 mins massage (shoulder, back, legs, ..) then 5/10 mins HR.

Will I go back? No, I think I'm done with massages and HR in general.

Would I suggest her? I think 20 and more positives reviews are not a chance.

[Mr Farkyhars]

Thanks for the review.

Would I suggest her? I think 20 and more positives reviews are not a chance.

What does this bit mean?

[marco.f]

Thanks for the review.

What does this bit mean?

That probably mine is an isolated case: 99% of her reviews here are positive, but i won't go back.

[Sir Lancealot]

Strange that for a 30 min massage it was all HR. I had a one hour massage with Lola and I suppose it was about 30 or so mins of body massage including the B2B massage and then probably 25 to 30 mins of edging. I have to say that her massage skills although good are not the best I have encountered but the HR was the best. So many masseuse just want to give a quick HR at the end and effectively get it over with as quickly as possible. That was certainly not the case with Lola. When I made the booking she said that she could massage my cock for the whole hour and I would come as many times as I wanted / could manage. Again a lot of masseuse have a fairly strict cum once policy so this was refreshingly different.

[Vinegar Strokes]

Marco, your experience chimes with mine. I've never understood why everyone acts like she is the best thing since sliced bread. I saw her a few years ago in earls court and whilst she is certainly very friendly I found the massage to be pretty average and her body to be not that great.

Oh well, each to their own I suppose. Hopefully, you have a better one next time.

[marco.f]

Strange that for a 30 min massage it was all HR. I had a one hour massage with Lola and I suppose it was about 30 or so mins of body massage including the B2B massage and then probably 25 to 30 mins of edging. I have to say that her massage skills although good are not the best I have encountered but the HR was the best. So many masseuse just want to give a quick HR at the end and effectively get it over with as quickly as possible. That was certainly not the case with Lola. When I made the booking she said that she could massage my cock for the whole hour and I would come as many times as I wanted / could manage. Again a lot of masseuse have a fairly strict cum once policy so this was refreshingly different.

I think I would have enjoyed more if I was watching youporn and doing HR alone. I'm not claiming she is not good nor professional, she is that and also very nice, but next time I'll spend 10 more (or 10 less, if 15 mins) and enjoy (hopefully) one of the several girls on AW, maybe much younger, with RO, sex, cim, fk etc etc etc. Maybe this is too harsh, but that is what i felt.

[random]

Marco, your experience chimes with mine. I've never understood why everyone acts like she is the best thing since sliced bread. I saw her a few years ago in earls court and whilst she is certainly very friendly I found the massage to be pretty average and her body to be not that great.

Oh well, each to their own I suppose. Hopefully, you have a better one next time.

I feel exactly the same way about her too and have mentioned it in some of the reviews before. I'm a bit surprised at the over enthusiastic reviews. One of those I remember was by the notorious West8 though.

[ERIC_SHUN]

I was there last week for 30 mins sensual massage and b2b and 30 mins hand relief. SUPERB. Agree with comments on he body but service is top quality.

[Silver Birch]

I like a massage and Lola has been on my hotlist a long time. A lot of massages end up with no intimate touching except a frantic wank on the last 5 minutes, so 20 minutes focused on my groin area appeals to me. Does she give much attention to the bum area? I like a bit of that too 

[The_Don]

That probably mine is an isolated case: 99% of her reviews here are positive, but i won't go back.

As always, YMMV with any W/G.

It's your review and you rate as you see fit.  Thanks for sharing

[marco.f]

I like a massage and Lola has been on my hotlist a long time. A lot of massages end up with no intimate touching except a frantic wank on the last 5 minutes, so 20 minutes focused on my groin area appeals to me. Does she give much attention to the bum area? I like a bit of that too 

None, I think she does not like to touch that.

[Sir Lancealot]

None, I think she does not like to touch that.

My experience to.

[StevenS]

Just goes to show what a broad church this is. I find her handy work is fantastic and excellent vfm. 

[punter6969]

That probably mine is an isolated case: 99% of her reviews here are positive, but i won't go back.

Not really marco if you read my review. I agree totally with you especially about her body being fat. I too don't understand how one review said she had a 'fit' body. 

[Sir Lancealot]

When my OH undresses for some reason I feel the urge to close my eyes. Then when I am on a punt and the girl strips naked they (nearly) all look so slim...

Checked back at my review to see if I had got carried away with the body description and I described her as "not slim, but not fat either". I'll stick with that and would say she's about a UK size 10.

[random]

When I saw her I thought she was about size 14. It's been a couple of years though.

[punter6969]

Yep, definitely not a size 10

[bestbefore]

Lola can best be described as pear shaped. Probably a size 10 upper half and 14 below the waist. Small boobs.