Author Topic: Sapphire (SexyAsianEscorts) – Oxford Street – Hilariously Bad  (Read 3748 times)


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Offline MrT222

Sapphire – Sexy Asian Escorts
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Also Jenny on 007
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And Lucky Sophia on Adultwork
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Summary: She's a nut case.

£150 for one hour.
FK, OWO, CIM (Barely), A


As my booking with CutestLucy had gone tits up and not in the enjoyable way I had hoped, I was left with £150 and not that much time to spend it so I phoned the only agency I had experience with and agreed to meet Sapphire at her place just off Oxford Street.

Location
Run-down one bed flat that is very easy to get to. Fairly discreet but there is a market stall nearby and I'm fairly sure all the traders there know what is going on, so it's a little awkward hanging around outside. Shower is a bit scummy.

Looks
Looks-wise she is fine. Pretty, slim, short-hair, late-twenties or early-thirties She has a lot more tattoos than her photos suggest and they are very noticable.

Booking
I had asked her via the agency to wear a dress but when I get there she's in a two piece. It doesn't get any better from here.

First she tells me off for talking too much (“No talking! This not movie!”). Then for lightly – and I mean really lightly - grabbing her boob while in missionary (“No hurting! I don't like pain!”). Then for trying to finger her. Then for switching from anal to vaginal (as she has to change the condom and evidently that's too much work for her). She is receptive and despite all this, it's a lot of fun fucking her.

Very conservative blowjob with only one technique and barely any eye contact. When I ask how far she can take it, she gets angry and says she can't deepthroat. I am tempted to move her to my balls but decide it's not worth the trouble. Later she gets angry at me for wanting her to keep blowing me instead of fucking again (“You don't think my mouth gets tired huh?”). I finish in her mouth and she quickly runs off to the bathroom to spit it out. I can hear her retching. Sexy.

Midway she gives me a Thai massage (we almost get into an argument because in her English it sounds like she's saying “Time's up,”... which would have been in-line with her general attitude up until now). I've not had many massages but it was okay and it was a nice break in between sessions.

It gets a little better here as with about twenty minutes to go she suddenly gets all sweet and gushy, tries to make small talk and I quote “I don't know why I don't like you, you are good guy!” (?). I am a little confused by all this. After I finish for the second time, I quickly have a shower and leave.

Honestly, she is incredibly lazy, rude and difficult. I have no idea what those reviews on her page are talking about, it's like they were with a different girl. Easily my worst experience with an escort.

CelticWarrior2

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Great review and storytelling Mr T - I saw a scary candid shot of her online where she looked totally partied out - catches up with many Thais eventually ruining their looks and frazzling their remaining brain cells. I hope you got back on the blower to Chloe pretty sharpish to complain.

Offline Massiveerection

Seems you're having a bit of a mare at the moment. Best of luck on your next punt!

treetops

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Sorry you hear about your unstable event. Better luck next time..

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Couldn't help wondering what she was hoping to achieve with this picture..   :sarcastic:

CelticWarrior2

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Couldn't help wondering what she was hoping to achieve with this picture..   :sarcastic:

Fuck knows - crazy is as crazy does.

Offline MrT222

Sorry you hear about your unstable event. Better luck next time..

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Couldn't help wondering what she was hoping to achieve with this picture..   :sarcastic:

I reassure you she is just as bonkers as that photo would suggest.

Offline russell sprout

Bad luck. I reviewed her in November. Whilst she wasn't as crazy as she sounds on your meeting she was definitely a negative for me.