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https://www.adultwork.com/1095090
Location Tilbury, Essex,

Well this was an adventure. She gives minimal information on herself and no photo, no phone number, age 54. But for £70 for an hour I was prepared to send an email and even take a trip to see her and go for a plan B if I did not fancy her. I emailed her. She replied promptly and gave a phone number. I liked the sound of her very Essex / estuary voice even if the accent is not the same as mine. She was very friendly and welcoming. She wanted to describe herself but I stopped her gently and said I like surprises and adventures which is true. I would wait until we met. She gave me the postcode and we agreed the time.

When we did meet she was sure we had met before in South Ockenden a few years ago. Also she had been on AW before under another name, Tina. I nodded wisely but actually I cannot be certain. It could be true.

You recall the thread about what do people do in the half hour before a meeting. I arrived early and could find nowhere to go for a pee and felt desperate. I found a free public car park no problem. So I called and she was already ready. I had suggested no need to dress up in special clothes for me or even dress at all, just be comfortable. She was fresh from the shower in a towelling robe. 5 foot nothing bottle blond, perky smile, size 12 with great breasts, a Barbara Windsor type figure, which looked much much younger than her face, (no make-up)  without the artificial so-called glamour. No hesitation, I went for a pee, (bathroom clean and well-appointed) came back and handed over a bar of Green & Black choccy with the dosh slipped into the paper, which got me a sloppy kiss and an exclamation. The flat was small in a clean low rise council block, well decorated and comfy. The only snag was a large dog. I hate dogs. She sensed it and happily ordered the hound to sit on its cushion and ushered me into the bedroom, small room, large bed, 4 pillows and a towel. Clothes, off, relax, bliss, snog.

We did chat a little, and the chemistry took over. She asked me if I minded f she moaned. I said fine if she moaned for real and not pretend.  After more snog and fondle I asked her to sit up and look at the picture on the wall above my head but there was no picture. I buried my face in her little bearded parts and sucked. And sucked. And sucked. Sure enough she began to moan. Now imagine a small child being told to sit on the po and push hard until it came out. She made noises somewhere between a grunt and a moan when she came, which she did quite a few times while I sucked. I came up for air and she said her turn to play with me but it was obvious she was in never never land so I went down again and she arhced her back and groaned and grunted and moaned until she gave out a cry, which was a cramp in her leg. I came up for air and made soothing noises and fingered her. More grunts and moans. She was in bliss. Mister happy was stiff as he can get.

She came down and cleaned up mister happy with a wipe, and sucked and kissed and spat on him and he grew and grew and it felt good, yet no danger of my coming. I took the opportunity to kiss her and let her taste her own juices. Mister happy nuzzled her bush and she squirmed with pleasure. I rubbed him up and down which again sent her wild so I tried to slip him in, she was too tight. At 54 really tight so I gently went in and out in mish until after many ins and outs he was deep inside and boy was she tight and all the noises carried on. Her small stature meant I could go into her at many different angles which was also great fun. I think this one was the most times I made a lady come and managed not to come myself. It was amazing. My hands were all over her, especially her breasts and the globes of her behind.

I pulled out and we snogged some more. I then went for her from behind (not anal) - the only sort of dog I like - and she was still tight but very juicy from her own saliva and again grunted and moaned and convulsed until we both came together and I collapsed on the bed. As I started the doggy I noticed a condom on the sideboard still in its wrapper which she had not mentioned at any point.

Post-coital bliss and clean-ups, more conversation and good-byes. I realised we had filled the hour and we had filled it with pleasure. I had refused offers of tea before and after to give time to concentrate on the main thing in hand.

One hour, £70. Great value.

 



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Offline CoolTiger

HP,

Is there any reason why you have posted your report in the Midlands Section??

You had me all excited when the Midlands section light up in Dark Blue!!!!

HP,

Is there any reason why you have posted your report in the Midlands Section??

You had me all excited when the Midlands section light up in Dark Blue!!!!

Simple answer. Here is the list and Essex and Thurrock are there:

The Midlands
West Midlands = Birmingham, Stoke-on-Trent, Herefordshire, Coventry, Dudley, Sandwell, Shropshire, Solihull, Staffordshire, Telford and Wrekin, Walsall, Warwickshire, Wolverhampton, Worcestershire East Midlands = Derbyshire, Leicestershire, Lincolnshire, Northamptonshire, Nottinghamshire, Rutland East of England = Bedfordshire, Cambridgeshire, Essex, Hertfordshire, Luton, Norfolk, Peterborough, Southend, Suffolk, Thurrock

Offline tom269u001

Nice report HP. Was reading it vicariously!

Offline foresight

Nice report HP. Was reading it vicariously!

That is an interesting skill.

Offline tom269u001

I suspect HP was re-living the experience when he was writing it!

I suspect HP was re-living the experience when he was writing it!

Once is enough in a day at my age.

Anyways there are complaints if the real action is left to the imagination in a report so do not complain if a report gets real.

Offline mh

I suspect HP was re-living the experience when he was writing it!

I think I could spot the parts where he "re-lived" some specific details of it  :D

Offline spz1234

Simple answer. Here is the list and Essex and Thurrock are there:

The Midlands
West Midlands = Birmingham, Stoke-on-Trent, Herefordshire, Coventry, Dudley, Sandwell, Shropshire, Solihull, Staffordshire, Telford and Wrekin, Walsall, Warwickshire, Wolverhampton, Worcestershire East Midlands = Derbyshire, Leicestershire, Lincolnshire, Northamptonshire, Nottinghamshire, Rutland East of England = Bedfordshire, Cambridgeshire, Essex, Hertfordshire, Luton, Norfolk, Peterborough, Southend, Suffolk, Thurrock

Almost as bizarre a use of Geography as can be found on AW.

Offline CoolTiger

Simple answer. Here is the list and Essex and Thurrock are there:

The Midlands
West Midlands = Birmingham, Stoke-on-Trent, Herefordshire, Coventry, Dudley, Sandwell, Shropshire, Solihull, Staffordshire, Telford and Wrekin, Walsall, Warwickshire, Wolverhampton, Worcestershire East Midlands = Derbyshire, Leicestershire, Lincolnshire, Northamptonshire, Nottinghamshire, Rutland East of England = Bedfordshire, Cambridgeshire, Essex, Hertfordshire, Luton, Norfolk, Peterborough, Southend, Suffolk, Thurrock

Apologies....Thanks for that.
Learnt something new in Geography today.... Tilbury Docks , Essex is in the Midlands!!

Almost as bizarre a use of Geography as can be found on AW.

whch is led me to the laughable locations
Dislocated profiles? Geography lessons needed.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=9234.0

Offline MisterP

Thanks for the read.  Out of interest, however, is it common to bring a gift like that particularly on a first meeting?  And does it usually result in that effect?  I've been doing it wrong  :dash:

handed over a bar of Green & Black choccy with the dosh slipped into the paper, which got me a sloppy kiss and an exclamation.

Thanks for the read.  Out of interest, however, is it common to bring a gift like that particularly on a first meeting?  And does it usually result in that effect?  I've been doing it wrong  :dash:

There is no right or wrong. A bar of chocolate like that or a bag of cherries or strawberries in season costs a couple of quid and creates goodwill or a smile or a snog or breaks the ice or all of the above so I do it and it comes naturally to me to think of a small token like that before such an intimate exchange, not fluffy but realism, it oils the wheels as it were and pays of handsomely.

Fruit is often better than choc if I have a hunch that a lady is not wanting to put on more weight as I like the larger ladies.

Offline MisterP

There is no right or wrong. A bar of chocolate like that or a bag of cherries or strawberries in season costs a couple of quid and creates goodwill or a smile or a snog or breaks the ice or all of the above so I do it and it comes naturally to me to think of a small token like that before such an intimate exchange, not fluffy but realism, it oils the wheels as it were and pays of handsomely.

Fruit is often better than choc if I have a hunch that a lady is not wanting to put on more weight as I like the larger ladies.

I'm going to give this a go.  I have often thought about bringing some chocs or small gesture without even thinking of a fluff.  I just thought it was a no-no unless you were a regular  :unknown:



Fruit is often better than choc if I have a hunch that a lady is not wanting to put on more weight as I like the larger ladies.
just not grapes as that seems to be for people who are ill

I'm going to give this a go.  I have often thought about bringing some chocs or small gesture without even thinking of a fluff.  I just thought it was a no-no unless you were a regular  :unknown:

I look forward to reading a FR with the results!


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