Looking back ....

[seeker]

That's it, this is my 2000 post ..
Looking back thinking "what a waste fucking of time "
Would I do it again...... hell yes
Have I had a good laugh. ..yep
Have I learned anything .. Don't trust no bugger                                                                                                          if it wasn't for UKP
I'd punt   maybe a few times a year ...
What with all the fake profiles,scams ,bns,messing punters about ....
I can honestly say I spend far too much time on here 
But can also say I enjoy it ...
Well here looking forward to the 3000 mark .
Do you chaps think you spend too much time on ukp.

[moosehead69]

Far too much time... Everyday at least a few times a day but it's fun!

[TommyMoundfrigger]

Always checking on UKP even when I'm not due a punt.

I'm a nosey b*stard! 

[mavgoose]

Yep, most days now. Can't believe this time last year I relied on my sixth sense to pick girls. I can honestly say that there are at least 5/6 girls I'd have taken a chance with , and been burned , had it not been for ukp.

[Largs43]

I log in most days to follow reviews that interest me...

I'm sure being on UKP makes me punt more often!

[randydandy2013]

I checkout the site at least 2 or 3 times a day on my phone to see what's been happening, then usually have a wee look at AW while I'm at it. 99% of the time I use my phone for checking UKP and AW.

[seeker]

Agree with everything above ... 
So many times I've dodged a bullet
When someone else has toftt
And of Course REVIEWED it ....
I think I spend more time here
than on a.w   

[auldie63]

Usually a couple of times a day, and when in hospital almost got withdrawal symptoms as their wifi is governed to hell so you cannot access any naughty places like this.

[chico1000]

Happy 2000 Seeker Have to admit your not quite as annoying as before.  Must be a certain mutual aquaintance teaching you some manners. Yes agree with you spending far too much time on here but wouldn't change it for the moment.  Having way to much fun!

[Glasgowman69]

Dodged a fair few bullets because of this site only wish i had came across it sooner

the regulars keep it ticking over nicely and it is appreciated as we are all in the same game 

[ickydicky]

its certainly saved me from wasting hundreds. i wish i had found it sooner then i would have saved thousands.

[Game of scones]

Sorry  can't agree it's a poisonous pond of chameleon like characters. You have to know your mandy's fae yer randys yer seekers fae yer keekers yer jam fae yer marmalade and yer goose fae yer gander 🃏

[mavgoose]

Sorry  can't agree it's a poisonous pond of chameleon like characters. You have to know your mandy's fae yer randys yer seekers fae yer keekers yer jam fae yer marmalade and yer goose fae yer gander 🃏

Made me laugh. 

One other thing is I no longer read reviews on Aw. Only here. If a girl has no comments in here, highly unlikely I'll risk seeing her.

[S.X. MacHine]

Sorry  can't agree it's a poisonous pond of chameleon like characters. You have to know your mandy's fae yer randys yer seekers fae yer keekers yer jam fae yer marmalade and yer goose fae yer gander 🃏

The Scottish board does seem to attract a fair few canaptious characters. That said, you soon know to just ignore some of the regular contributors who make no sense. 'You know who you are..'
Overall, an invaluable resource for punters. So, Thankyou to the website owner...

[seeker]

Sorry  can't agree it's a poisonous pond of chameleon like characters. You have to know your mandy's fae yer randys yer seekers fae yer keekers yer jam fae yer marmalade and yer goose fae yer gander 🃏

Nice one scones or is it waffles 
When I first stumbled on this site
Couldn't believe it ...
Compared to what was out there
Ukp is smiles ahead

[DG]

Well done for lasting the pace seeker. So by my reckoning, you must talk about 30% more pish than I do  Seriously though UKP has been a valuable mine of information that helps us all make better informed decisions bout how we spend our cash. I seldom use AW purely because I tend to stick to my group of Glasgow 'Superstars', unless I bump into a hottie in a lift of course  UKP and UKE are now my sources of inspiration should I wish to try someone new; in fact got two adventures already planned for the near future and a combination of some personal contact on UKE and balanced comment and reviews on UKP have giving me the cinfidence that I will have a great time.

[seeker]

Well done for lasting the pace seeker. So by my reckoning, you must talk about 30% more pish than I do  Seriously though UKP has been a valuable mine of information that helps us all make better informed decisions bout how we spend our cash. I seldom use AW purely because I tend to stick to my group of Glasgow 'Superstars', unless I bump into a hottie in a lift of course  UKP and UKE are now my sources of inspiration should I wish to try someone new; in fact got two adventures already planned for the near future and a combination of some personal contact on UKE and balanced comment and reviews on UKP have giving me the cinfidence that I will have a great time.

I think I joined way before you .....
Your first few posts and I thought "there's one born every minute "
But now you seem like an ok old git   

[seeker]

Just checked you joined 23 months after me ....
DG Talking phish as usual 

[DG]

I think I joined way before you .....
Your first few posts and I thought "there's one born every minute "
But now you seem like an ok old git   

Yep old git, can't deny that mate  I wondered if you'd bother to do the maths; fair play, you're sharp as a tack, talk pish, but sharp as a tack nonetheless 

[auldie63]

Aw jeez let's be like 2 dugs in a pole pissin contest.
Tell you whit let's hiv an age wan, bet I win that.
Guys your stuff on here is usually good, who gives a fuck who was first.

[seeker]

Well clearly you were "here" first Aldie
So you must be the older Gittish dug
The thread is clearly not about fannie
It is about how the ukp site has helped with the punting
some things that have changed since my first post
Sorry if it's not ruff ruff ruff and ready fer you
Where not all from fergi park
And don't know how to act in an inappropriate manner   

[DG]

Aw jeez let's be like 2 dugs in a pole pissin contest.
Tell you whit let's hiv an age wan, bet I win that.
Guys your stuff on here is usually good, who gives a fuck who was first.

Lighten up Auldie, just a bit of banter. Seeker knows I'm top dog with the Glasgow Superstars 

[Game of scones]

And I'm top dog with the glasgow munters

[seeker]

Lighten up Auldie, just a bit of banter. Seeker knows I'm top dog with the Glasgow Superstars 

To be honest DG
I have heard the girls calling you stuff 
Top; certainly but not with dog attached to it and
 dug ,yes
But again not top attached to it ...
So as usual you are about 50% correct .   
And you know there are only 4 superstars in Glasgow
And No your not one of them 
We'll  have Auldie on telling us off again 

[DG]

To be honest DG
I have heard the girls calling you stuff 
Top; certainly but not with dog attached to it and
 dug ,yes
But again not top attached to it ...
So as usual you are about 50% correct .   
And you know there are only 4 superstars in Glasgow
And No your not one of them 
We'll  have Auldie on telling us off again 

Off to see a Superstar in a minute; two more lined up  You sure I'm not no. 4? 🐕🐩🏆

[seeker]

Off to see a Superstar in a minute; two more lined up  You sure I'm not no. 4? 🐕🐩🏆

Rest assured you won't even make the top million
You know who they are 
In that order 

[DG]

Rest assured you won't even make the top million
You know who they are 
In that order 

Keep forgetting who number 4 is but I get the point.