I've had cancer! Contributions by cheque or P.O. please, to P.O. box 5000, Cuckoo Cottage, Dream lane, Nevertown. Please leave payee blank as not sure which personality will be cashing them.
Fuck it, I'm going for it. I'm sure she used to go by another name: Marie Curie I think No wait a minute, I've changed my mind, she's a PG scamming, camming tart