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Author Topic: very fucking not what you'd expect  (Read 2119 times)

Offline Marmalade

The London lot started a thread comparing verification photos to gallery photos. On some of them, you can see the girl is not the stated age by comparing the passport date. On others, they're downright fucking ugly.

(if you want to add some more, it might be much appreciated. Maybe remember to include a "width" thing on the img so it doesn't take up yonks of bandwidth and spread off the screen though. Some of these fuckers are ugly enough without having to look at them twice lifesize.
eg instead of
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[img width=400]phot.jpg[/img]Strikes me as quite a useful thread, so if you want to add a few more, maybe for your blacklist-hotlist all the better

Check out this Eveline_hot
pay for this:

but get this:

Eveline_hot
https://www.adultwork.com/3286108



Or this barebacking, "Expert_Porno_Star" haha

which turns out to be this:

Expert_Porno_Star barebacker, describing herself as "attractive elegant young lady, look even better than in the photos"



or this reasonably hot looker, Amy212

off with the make-up and on with the lard:

Amy212 https://www.adultwork.com/3261433



How about Sweet Scarlettte:

but to add a face to the picture, bear in mind she looks like this:

https://www.adultwork.com/3423562


1 review(s) found for CHANEL212 linked to in above post (0 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline Marmalade

We could re-title the thread The Doglist. Or simply Verification vs Public Photos.

Offline seeker

You could call it      "who's eaten who  "
As it looks like the Munters have eaten the Hotties  :D

Offline Marmalade

Yeah it could be the new 'X-files'

Offline Firebird

Love how the top two have got there Romanian ID's out lol. This shit right here is why I'll never see a Romanian prossie, regardless of if she has positive reviews or not

Offline Aberlad

This reminds me of that thread going about the Internet for awhile with porn stars before and after make up. Incredibly deceiving .

Just out of interest, how do you get these verification photos??

Offline Marmalade

This reminds me of that thread going about the Internet for awhile with porn stars before and after make up. Incredibly deceiving .

Just out of interest, how do you get these verification photos??

In AW search, tick escorts female scotland, with verification photo i can see.
If you don't have right-click install, install it on your browser (eg firefox)
click on the verification photo, click again get the full size version
right click, copy the image location
paste it into a forum post same as usual

Could save many a wasted booking. A useful thread  :drinks:

Offline mh

which turns out to be this:


Alan Rickman, RIP, playing Professor Snape?

They're all obviously Romanians. So what do you expect? Honesty?

Offline Marmalade

They're all obviously Romanians. So what do you expect? Honesty?
"eeeeewwwwwwwww!!" squeak all the fucking Roma apologists. "There are some very nice Romakins an' you shouldn't be raysist!"

yeah right. Better to expect that they're all full of shit, physically or servicewise, and then perhaps be (slightly) pleasantly surprised. Or at least kid oneself long enough to spunk.

These Romanians are not just ugly, they're lying fucks. Some are only lying fucks. Some are only ugly fucks (did I say that? No, they're all full of shit. If you find one that is human for half an hour, she must have fallen off the lorry and banged her head.)  :D   :rolleyes: small mercies eh ... ?

Offline ickydicky

keep these hoors out. vote for leaving  :drinks:
Banning reason: Previously banned (stevieshake)

The London lot started a thread comparing verification photos to gallery photos.
On some of Or this barebacking, "Expert_Porno_Star" haha

At least the dildo is practising safe sex  :D :D

Offline auldie63

The sooner this gets ower the page the better, so I don't have to scroll through all they uglies.

Offline seeker

At least the dildo is practising safe sex  :D :D
The dildo must have insisted on the condom .....
You don't know where she's been  :vomit:

Offline ickydicky

The sooner this gets ower the page the better, so I don't have to scroll through all they uglies.

another good one auldie. i was just thinking the same
Banning reason: Previously banned (stevieshake)

Offline Marmalade

Maybe we should keep them this size


But the idea came from a punter who had posted the vf photo at a size where you could see her actual dob, ten or more years different (to profile).

Not that many Scottish punters would book Romanian fake glamour skags anyway. Check out the London thread though. Quite amusing.




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