Melanie H-

[legendinho]

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i am a bit nervous doing this review for Mel H, all her reviews are positive from respected members on UKP. I can only judge her on my experience with her a few weeks ago.

Arrange the meet few days before by email then text on the day, all this was excellent from start to finish.

A apartment in Birmingham city center near the Hippodrome and Arcadian. Easy to find and parking is available near the appointment.

Meeting

Booked her for 1 hour.

When she opened the door she was dressed in nice black lingerie, money exchange and she disappeared for good 5 mins. After short chat down to business. Really nice (unfortunately) OW and 69 then mish some doggy and cowgirl when I popped. Within 10 seconds she is in the toilet needing a wee for 5 mins. After I pop I like staying in the girl for a few minutes  . She came back from the toilet saying she drink lot of water. This kills the mood of GFE.

we start to chat a little she then ask if I wanted a massage to which I agree too, a good massage it was  to be fair to her. After 10 mins she goes to the toilet again  , comes back and say times is up. We had 10 mins left at this point.
I wanted a GFE from Mel H I believe on this occasion this was not met by her.

Positive

•   Easy location for a punt
•   Friendly girl
•   Good comms

 It was all a bit mechanical IMHO-but others may have a different opinion.

 

[vw]

Sorry to hear it wasn't up to scratch, seems the toilet robbed you of 1/4 of your punt then she took 10 mins.

Maybe she was ill and should not have been working !

You should never be nervous about writing an honest review, this site is for the punters benefit nobody else !

[legendinho]

thanks VW, maybe she was ill i did not think of this. could have been a off day for her 

[vw]

thanks VW, maybe she was ill i did not think of this. could have been a off day for her 

Still if your not well and pissing all the time you shouldn't be working IMHO.

[kenny]

Thanks for the review. I quite like her looks, but no OWO is a bit meh    Add to that, if she's either wasting time, or working ill, seems unlikely for me to visit her, until (unless?) things change a bit.

[Melanie H]

Don't remember you and your 1h booking.

[vw]

I don't remember you

So you forgot then ?   

Out of interest who let you know about the review ?

[legendinho]

looking back on the experience i should have said something to you but i did not want a argument. i was polite and just left. this is just my personal experience with you, it was not a negative i mention you was friendly person and that other people may think different from me.   i was looking for GFE i believe you did not deliver this on the day, but there where positives and negatives that is way i gave you a neutral

[azrael]

You should never be nervous about writing an honest review, this site is for the punters benefit nobody else !

+1, thanks for the review OP. It's a shame it didnt work out for you considering the girl has a lot of positive comments about her

looking back on the experience i should have said something to you but i did not want a argument. i was polite and just left. this is just my personal experience with you, it was not a negative i mention you was friendly person and that other people may think different from me.  i was looking for GFE i believe you did not deliver this on the day, but there where positives and negatives that is way i gave you a neutral

One thing i've learnt is that once your review is done, you should have to justify it to a wg, the last bit in your comments i would have given her a negative.
She should apreciate the fact she messed up, cost you time (putting it bluntly you paid for an hour got 40 mins maybe) and then had the cheek to question if the booking was real.
As its been said before this is a site for punters, with reviews written by punters for the benefit of punters 

[legendinho]

thanks AZ, 

[JJJ]

looking back on the experience i should have said something to you but i did not want a argument. i was polite and just left. this is just my personal experience with you, it was not a negative i mention you was friendly person and that other people may think different from me.   i was looking for GFE i believe you did not deliver this on the day, but there where positives and negatives that is way i gave you a neutral

Thank you for the review.  Posting a neutral when others reviews are all positive takes some balls.  We can only give an account of our own experiences with these wgs.  Given the fact you paid 100 for 40mins, that's more than enough to warrant a neutral imo.  Don't think expressing your dissatisfaction during the punt would've helped.

Did you get any kissing?

[sanj07]

I cant believe melanie has posted on here!! This site is for punters her to come on here and challenge her client raises question on her integrity and for me shows she is a money grabber it happens to often that wgs get big headed once they get a few good overated reviews. She was on my to do list but after seeing her post on here i will stay away. The poor guy gave his balanced honest opinion and there was no need for her to reply. It has raised one point as she has posted on here shows that she reads her reviews regular and she must have been in ecstacy mode recently with most of the reviews sge has been bagging up.

[DeWallenFan]

Sorry to hear that legendinho, she's off the HL now, cheers!

Given the fact you paid 100 for 40mins, that's more than enough to warrant a neutral imo.
Did you get any kissing?

Even in Amsterdam's RLD that would be poor 

[Walsalllad15]

I was going to ring this lady as I'm working in Birmingham tomorrow and she's literally around the corner from where I'll be.

She would have got a 2hour booking off me as well,  but with attitude towards her review think I stay away.

She's probably lost alot of business through her silly comment,  least she'll have more toilet time now she'll be less busy.

[Nagilum]

I see what's happened OP - your nervousness didn't allow you to give this one a negative which it deserves.

I would ask Admin to alter that, the service was disgraceful, insulting and quite frankly she deployed classic tactics to waste time.

Far betters ones out there who would give you a better service.

[Nagilum]

Don't remember you and your 1h booking.

Try harder.

[Nagilum]

I cant believe melanie has posted on here!! This site is for punters her to come on here and challenge her client raises question on her integrity and for me shows she is a money grabber it happens to often that wgs get big headed once they get a few good overated reviews. She was on my to do list but after seeing her post on here i will stay away. The poor guy gave his balanced honest opinion and there was no need for her to reply. It has raised one point as she has posted on here shows that she reads her reviews regular and she must have been in ecstacy mode recently with most of the reviews sge has been bagging up.

The providers can appear on here as long as the site rules are followed. She hasn't done anything wrong thus far by posting.

[vw]

The providers can appear on here as long as the site rules are followed. She hasn't done anything wrong thus far by posting.

Well she has put a few off booking and some here automatically blacklist forum members by default but thats up to the individual.

Would rather they never did personally, they all embarrass themselves like MI did on Sunday with her attention seeking hijack of ER's negative review !   

[Nagilum]

Well she has put a few off booking and some here automatically blacklist forum members by default but thats up to the individual.

Would rather they never did personally, they all embarrass themselves like MI did on Sunday with her attention seeking hijack of ER's negative review !   

Not gong to disagree there. I personally won't visit her. Imagine, it would be Inverness all over again 

[vw]

Not gong to disagree there. I personally won't visit her. Imagine, it would be Inverness all over again 

Think she was advised by a secret grass fluffy to modify her message shame i didn't quote the whole thing before, wasn't to pleasant though !

Wonder which punter it was making the advice ?  Probably the same on that messaged her about the review !

[Bumbuttass]

Think she was advised by a secret grass fluffy to modify her message shame i didn't quote the whole thing before, wasn't to pleasant though !

It was basically calling the OP a liar & denied all knowledge that the meeting ever happened... There seems to be more & more fluffy cunts lurking & that go running to their queen at the slightest hint of neutral/negative publicity.

[getonit]

There seems to be more & more fluffy cunts lurking & that go running to their queen at the slightest hint of neutral/negative publicity.

They are weasels , they remind me of the traitor ephialtes in the film 300 , probably look like him too  , Anyway , thanks for your review OP 

[vw]

It was basically calling the OP a liar & denied all knowledge that the meeting ever happened... There seems to be more & more fluffy cunts lurking & that go running to their queen at the slightest hint of neutral/negative publicity.

Sort of thing that johnnyboy61 would do but he has been banned  now thank fuck.

Would have also wrote an 8000 word post that nobody could be bothered reading to figure out if he was white knighting or not !