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Author Topic: LacyXX Paddington - When wanking becomes a more superior option.  (Read 2046 times)


3 review(s) for LACYBLACKBRITISHFUCK (1 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline jason2004

Took a bit of a gamble on reverse bidding, got an offer for £200/3 hours. Was looking for a slow sensual time. Learnt my lesson the hard way, I'm taking the reviews on here as gospel and not bothering with anyone less than 5 solid reviews.

www.adultwork.com/3248181 or https://www.adultwork.com/Lacy

Comms: All good, as you would expect from someone a pro at the truck of the trades

Meeting: Decent apartment at Paddington, shower facilities and for a mini towel given.

WG: Face - as in the pictures 4/10. Personality: 1/10 - this is what killed it for me. Arse: 7/10. Boobs: 4/10 extreamly saggy.

So went in, chatted for 2 mines. Quickly asked for payment, and not in a good way either. Paid her, very awkward. Absolutely no experience in welcoming guests or breaking the ice. Fortunately I wasn't to bothered so I managed to make myself fee at home. She's apparently a ex pornstar in USA. Let's just say, she's a pornstar that doesn't do the following: KISS (not even a peck, blessing in disguise) CIM, Swallow, OWO, Anal and other other rubbish listed on her profile.

She started off with a good blow job with the rubber on, at this stage I'm counting my blessings for everything being covered. 2 minutes in she's complaining about hangover from the previous night LOL. . So we start with doggy which I really enjoyed, was taking my time and then complains why I'm lasting long, I go in hard and come within a few minutes. She asks how many times I can pop, I said twice and wanted to get the session over with. I love giving RO but wouldn't go down on her if you have me a million quid. Took a shower, came back and she was on her phone for the remainder of the recovery period. I ended up doing the same.

Wanted to start around 2, she could sense I wanted to leave. Surprisingly she doesn't remember where she's placed the condom and suggested I might need to pop out. She suggested a hand job and massage which I took. Terrible at this too, I cum quickly and she goes aww and washes her hands upon climax.  :lol:

All in all, that's £200 down the drain. Could have had a wank at home with a more enjoyably experience. We all make mistake and sometimes I give the girls a benefit of the doubt as they could have a bad day or the payers are jackasses (which lets be honest we do have our fair share of trolls and abusers).

Hopefully my posting this review, I can get this out of my chest and forget about this god forsaken punt.
« Last Edit: April 04, 2016, 11:14:07 PM by jasonbourne2004 »


3 review(s) found for LACYBLACKBRITISHFUCK linked to in above post (1 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline EnglishRebecca121

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was she british as reading her answers to the faq it seems she isnt or cant spell at all? :unknown:

Offline jason2004

was she british as reading her answers to the faq it seems she isnt or cant spell at all? :unknown:
Definitely British born.

thanks for the review.

Two useful tips to avoid another similar shit experience,

1.Never book a long session with someone you haven't seen before.
2 Always confirm services with the girl in the room before you hand over cash.

Offline mgtow15

What do you think is the longest you should book with someone you haven't seen before?
Banning reason: Abusive troll + Multiple accounts (jazz5316, mgtow15)

Offline Tonyleung

Her profile has shit photos. As above her FAQs read like a bag of bullshit.
Unlucky OP. Good luck for next time and thanks for review.

Thanks for reviewing op ,I would never gamble that much  £ on a wg with such limited reviews but hats off for trying

Offline The_Don

Thanks for reviewing op ,I would never gamble that much  £ on a wg with such limited reviews but hats off for trying


Currently I've given up on counting the amount of punting funds, I've wasted on W/G that were negative punts for me. 


Currently I've given up on counting the amount of punting funds, I've wasted on W/G that were negative punts for me.
Sorry to hear that, I've not been punting much recently and scouring the reviews on here wouldn't suggest I've missed a great deal in the London area  :hi:

Thanks for the review. A great pity that she isn't all that. Is she saggy titted because of age?

Offline dembo200

surprised by this review tbh.A couple of notes ring true.But for me she had one of the best personalities I've come across,and just remember her having one of the best bodies I've seen.Maybe you just didn't click with her.


Offline dembo200

Sorry memory of a fish,saw her about a month ago.But from what I can remember,her face was certainly not a 4.Don't want to put a number on it,but my first reaction was she's gorgeous.And her personality was almost too good,was like being with an old friend(which tbh sometimes i find off putting,quite like it when it's a bit distant).No Kissing i do remember that which was my only negative.BJ was uncovered as soon as i got out the shower it was in her mouth,and had to get her to stop as was too good.sex was decent and finished over her amazing arse.

It may just be pot luck with her,maybe she has to be a bit attracted to you,no idea.But if anyones curious I'd prob say go for short time see how you go.

Offline dembo200

"I love giving RO but wouldn't go down on her if you have me a million quid"

  oh not sure what that was about.Remember her being very clean,and very wet when she cums.I'm getting flashbacks now :D

"I love giving RO but wouldn't go down on her if you have me a million quid"

  oh not sure what that was about.Remember her being very clean,and very wet when she cums.I'm getting flashbacks now :D

Are you getting enough flashbacks to post a review?

Online James999

She's a member here now, and surprise suprise claiming you're another pro$$ie trying to harm her reputation  :sarcastic:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=84397

Offline tristen92

Thank God I didn't punt this girl. Came very close to but got a bad vibe off her on the phone.
Banning reason: STD scaremongering

Offline Lacyxx

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Not geniuine feed back to be honest even the man someone else says they dont remember anything like that happening tbh y write a whole passage of lies are you boared i ve been on aw 5 months a d have had 19 positive reveiwes havent been on there 10 / 20 years like a lot of people so iam not gonna let your false feedback get to me :wacko:
Banning reason: Yet another prossy whinging about a review

Online James999

Well you've only been here a couple of hours and have made three complaints to admin about this review, well I think they were complaints it's difficult to tell sometimes with your spelling, did you ever go to school?

Offline Lacyxx

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No need to be nasty cause i am not the best speller why you watching and insulting me have i insulted you or are you someone with nothing else to do but troll me
Banning reason: Yet another prossy whinging about a review

Not geniuine feed back to be honest even the man someone else says they dont remember anything like that happening tbh y write a whole passage of lies are you boared i ve been on aw 5 months a d have had 19 positive reveiwes havent been on there 10 / 20 years like a lot of people so iam not gonna let your false feedback get to me :wacko:

No offence but i have seen more pert king charles spaniel ears than your saggy ones

Online James999

I did glance at her profile but her baps didn't apper to be on show, post the image you are making reference to  :music:

All did notice fucking massive "bloke" feet  :scare:
« Last Edit: April 07, 2016, 09:18:32 PM by James999 »

Online James999

No need to be nasty cause i am not the best speller

I asked if you went to school, is that such a difficult question?

I did glance at her profile but her baps didn't apper to be on show, post the image you are making reference to  :music:

All did notice fucking massive "bloke" feet  :scare:

its the one which is upside down you can see gravity at work with them compare it to the bra shot with the growler on show

Online James999

its the one which is upside down you can see gravity at work with them compare it to the bra shot with the growler on show

She's got loads upside down, she probably doesn't even know which way to hold a camera, and is evn tooo Fik to turn em awround wehn she uplowodes them to AW  :wacko:




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