Innocent Sexy Emma

[m@rk]

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Initial comms were good. 30Mins appointment. Directed to an apartment in the lace market.

Emma opened the door wearing some nice lingerie. nice body, quite attractive..

Straight into the bedroom where she asked me to lay down so she could give me a massage. No effort from her so i turned over and tried to kiss her which she said she didnt do, She started to tug on my old fella so asked her if she would suck it but she said she didn't do oral covered or uncovered?????? She put on the condom and lay on her back so i thought may as well just get it over with. She lay there completely uninterested so couldn't wait to get it done and leave...

May have been having a bad day but won't be returning..

[GolfNut]

Maybe if you had read her other not so favourable reviews on here you might have saved yourself the trouble, and not wasted your time with this waste of space who charges such a lot for a crap service.

[bristolqwerty]

Clearly lists oral on her profile maybe had toothache 

[m@rk]

I was in town and she was the only girl who replied to me... Had that urge where i thought she couldn't be as bad as some of the reviews...

Sadly i was mistaken...

[Steely Dan]

Now I will add her to the EMids wiki at last. A  special place on the wiki - this first with 3 negs and no pos!

She is nice looking though.

[GolfNut]

Now I will add her to the EMids wiki at last. A  special place on the wiki - this first with 3 negs and no pos!

She is nice looking though.

Sounds to me like she figures that she can get away with doing as little as possible for as much money as she can get away with charging purely on the basis that she is attractive.

To me that's the worst kind of skank there is.

All that glitters..........

[Owwhatanight]

Spot on Golf Nut
No place for this couldn't careless I now have your money attitude?  She just does not want to do this job so why does she not fuck off and work in M&S 

[Sureshot]

She always comes up on my searches and ive had the same thoughts as OP, "she cant be that bad". 

Not a chance now shes had 3 reds and no greens.

Good work on the reviews, hope she can learn from it and either shape up or fuck off

[CoolTiger]

Sorry you had a bad 'un.

When I enquired of her last year, she confirmed that she did not provide DFK nor OWO, so was never placed in my HL.


A quick enquiry is all it takes, even if she is one of the only few available. It's not easy, but try not to let your wrong brain decide for you.

Also, research, research and more research is vital, if only to avoid the red negative ones.

[m@rk]

Was slightly taken back with no oral full stop !!

[Picti]

Good work on the reviews, hope she can learn from it and either shape up or fuck off

This one seems beyond redemption so perhaps the latter option. Let the market send a clear message.

M@rk wise words from CT on research. Also ensure that you confirm what services are available before the money transaction, and be prepared to request a total (or partial, depending on time spent and other services received) refund and walk if those services are not provided.  Punting is no place to be unassertive.

[GolfNut]

This one seems beyond redemption so perhaps the latter option. Let the market send a clear message.

M@rk wise words from CT on research. Also ensure that you confirm what services are available before the money transaction, and be prepared to request a total (or partial, depending on time spent and other services received) refund and walk if those services are not provided.

Agree on this Pic. The main problem with this girl appears to be her complete lack of interest once the money has been handed over. It's a recurring theme in her reviews. If she was enthusiastic and offered the limited services she does offer well then I guess we couldn't complain.

The fact is that she fails to deliver on all counts. A very restricted level of service poorly delivered. So on that basis, as I said earlier she's a complete skank and needs to be avoided.

[Picti]

Yep and thanks to all these reviewers for highlighting her appalling attitude and approach. Ironically m@rk your bad experience will help other punters' research and avoid this one.

[MunchCrunch]

In fairness to m@rk, I have been in that position as I guess a lot of us have. Not much on offer, looks ok, think she can't actually be that bad - especially if she is still working. Even after being bitten once or twice over the years with the same thing, I was tempted last year with her, but for some reason I gave her a miss.

With 3 reds, she is definitely off my radar now.....even when I am desperate!

MC.

[Picti]

In fairness to m@rk, I have been in that position as I guess a lot of us have.

Indeed we have and that's why our communal experience and knowledge are so valuable.

[NottsDB]

I'd wondered why she was so hot and didn't have more feedback, now I know.

[TheNewSeeker]

Now I will add her to the EMids wiki at last. A  special place on the wiki - this first with 3 negs and no pos!

She is nice looking though.

I always get the horn looking at her. 

Nice touch with the colour coding SD  .

Maybe we should develop a traffic light system, you know, like food the food labling systems, 'bullshit per 100g'. Perhaps people who ignore the warning should pay a tax.

Thanks for the review OP. Posters should never think its a waste of time posting yet another review, since all opinion is subjective and the more 'evidence' we get the better decisions we can make.

[BigVince]

she's a former model don't you know! haha absolute shite, her voice immediately put me off hence dodged it. thanks for the feedback though i could quite easily have been you that day walking around with a raging hard on only to walk in to that