Good open-Sunday parlour near Euston? Or a good agency.

[Integral]

Hi Gents -

I'm back in London on Sunday and have lined up a Plan A, but I still have enough paranoia that I am looking for a Plan B.

I'm staying near to Euston and any other day of the week my plan B would be HOD (I haven't actually been before, opinion just based on reviews and general UKP chatter in posts), but they are closed on Sundays 

Googling "brothel Euston" has delivered a bag of crap, and the search function on here returns some posts that would be really usefull if they wern't over 18 months old 

Can anyone recomend a good brothel / parlour within walking distance on Euston that is open on Sundays? 

I'm easy on the type of girls (although I'd like a place that has at least some non-romanian/EE girls on offer), my only real "must-have" is OWO and I'd be willing to stretch to £80 for 30min.

Or

My plan C is to have a prowl through: External Link/Members Only. Any suggestions/ recomendations there (I know I might have to revise the budget up a bit) 

[Steely Dan]

Can anyone recomend a good brothel / parlour within walking distance on Euston that is open on Sundays? 

Pretty sure that Steam and Sun was the last.  Remember that parlours/brothels are not legal for the manager (fine for the punter) so not a total surprise when there are none.

My plan C is to have a prowl through: External Link/Members Only. Any suggestions/ recomendations there (I know I might have to revise the budget up a bit) 

If you stick to the popular ones you are OK(ish). There is a sort function to see which are the popular ones.

Several members have had good results with London agencies lately. Just my own view, I still think a safer plan C is a list of girls on AW.  You can search on the day and see who has their green light on, and then do a quick check on UKP before you phone.

[Integral]

Pretty sure that Steam and Sun was the last.  Remember that parlours/brothels are not legal for the manager (fine for the punter) so not a total surprise when there are none.
If you stick to the popular ones you are OK(ish). There is a sort function to see which are the popular ones.

Several members have had good results with London agencies lately. Just my own view, I still think a safer plan C is a list of girls on AW.  You can search on the day and see who has their green light on, and then do a quick check on UKP before you phone.

Cheers Steely, good reminder on the legal aspect (and therefore effect on the "market"). I guess a combination of trawling through photoshoped pictures and HL prowling may loom towards the end of my weekend...

Also, it took me a minute to realise why a combination of the word "steam" in a post made by someone called Steely Dan made me think of a combination of these two smileys  + ...

Did you pick the name because you're a fan of Becker & Fagan or Burroughs? Or just you know... giant metal dildos?? 

[Steely Dan]

Named after a dildo - 5 hookers on their debut album cover - seemed a fair choice.

[Integral]

Named after a dildo - 5 hookers on their debut album cover - seemed a fair choice.

+1 vote for UKP Name I Wish I'd Thought Of First 

[drwho]

I'm staying near to Euston and any other day of the week my plan B would be HOD (I haven't actually been before, opinion just based on reviews and general UKP chatter in posts), but they are closed on Sunday

HOD2 is open on Sunday with 3 girls.
Take the Victoria line from Euston south and get off at either Victoria or Pimlico then 10-15 min walk....easy

[Integral]

HOD2 is open on Sunday with 3 girls.
Take the Victoria line from Euston south and get off at either Victoria or Pimlico then 10-15 min walk....easy

Here's where my ignorance is showing, not being a local means that anywhere south of St. James Park might as well be mystical pixie land to me...The big advantage for me with HOD1 is that I actually know where it is, and have even walked past it a couple of times.

I'm just about savy enough to navigate the tube the general are but I'll have to follow google maps after that like a proper tourist twat

I've just texted HOD2 to ask for their location, but I imagine they might not reply to an unsolicited text (in fear that I am a highly trained and creative policeman), can any of my kind UKP bretheren here give me the address or just street name / postcode (via PM if you think that's wiser)?

Good shout DrWho, you've at least given me something if (more like when, knowing my current luck) Plan A falls through.

[webpunter]

The good old "S&S"   Although invariably i'd be there in the week & late on / in the early hours rather than on a Sunday.  Thinking about though i should have gone on a Sunday.  Rock up - shower / sauna / have session.  Then couple of drinks.  Read the sunday papers & have some recovery time,   meanwhile checking out the other options.  Before round 2

[webpunter]

This is on my plan B list.  Or get the sudden urge & fancy a quick tug before getting on the rattler External Link/Members Only 15mins on the tube ish.  Haven't paid a visit yet
I'd have a back-up list written down on paper with locations / notes / prices / no's.  Otherwise you'll never remember all the details from the names in your punting mobile.  And if you get blown out then time will be of the essence.  And if you show some knowledge - like saying 'where are you from xyz tube' rather than 'which tube' then you are more likely to get a yes

[Integral]

The good old "S&S"   Although invariably i'd be there in the week & late on / in the early hours rather than on a Sunday.  Thinking about though i should have gone on a Sunday.  Rock up - shower / sauna / have session.  Then couple of drinks.  Read the sunday papers & have some recovery time,   meanwhile checking out the other options.  Before round 2

That sounds like an ideal Sunday to me, but my usuall "working Saturday or Sunday in London" routine is eating in the McDonalds nearest whatever shitty hotel my cheapskate employers have sprung for, trying plan A, B, C and then giving up and tossing off to hotel porn and/or whatever I can get on my phove via shitty wifi, then eating a whole family size dairy milk and then rocking myself with to sleep beacuse I'm all alone and no-one will ever love me again.

This weekend I'm determined things will be different! I will at least get into the room with at least one WG before bursting into tears and asking her in a plaintive voice to "just hold me OK?"   

[Integral]

This is on my plan B list.  Or get the sudden urge & fancy a quick tug before getting on the rattler External Link/Members Only 15mins on the tube ish.  Haven't paid a visit yet
I'd have a back-up list written down on paper with locations / notes / prices / no's.  Otherwise you'll never remember all the details from the names in your punting mobile.  And if you get blown out then time will be of the essence.  And if you show some knowledge - like saying 'where are you from xyz tube' rather than 'which tube' then you are more likely to get a yes

"Spanish Massage" i.e. titwank instead of hj after massage sounds ok... added as plan C (actually plan G so far, but I don't want to tempt fate any more than I have too!).

I usualy put my options list on an evernote page on my phone, as it's much less likly to fall out of my poket at an inopertune time... as has happened in the past with picece of paper with "Lucy, hippodrome, £120. Sonya, £90, Selly Oak" etc. before now...

Cheers WP.

[4thleo]

I kind of recommend Bunnies for massages, nowhere near Euston though. I think the site is a bit of a sham though, as far as I can determine it is just one girl working out of a flat, never seen or had contact from the other 3 girls they supposedly have. She is very pretty though and it's much better value and frankly a much hotter massage than many I've had more centrally. Only ever done the b2b or nuru tho (which I don't think is proper nuru, but it's is £50 less than average nuru price). Would be interested on feedback on Spanish massage.

[Integral]

I kind of recommend Bunnies for massages, nowhere near Euston though. I think the site is a bit of a sham though, as far as I can determine it is just one girl working out of a flat, never seen or had contact from the other 3 girls they supposedly have. She is very pretty though and it's much better value and frankly a much hotter massage than many I've had more centrally. Only ever done the b2b or nuru tho (which I don't think is proper nuru, but it's is £50 less than average nuru price). Would be interested on feedback on Spanish massage.

Cheers Leo.

Which girl did you see? The site lists Anastacia, Suzi, Samantha, Carmen and Olivia and all their pictures on GRIS come back to either a polish porn site or (predicatbly) online costume shops selling Playboy Bunny costumes 

[4thleo]

She told me her name was Samantha, but I have no idea if it's the girl in the picture. Same hair colour I guess? I think she is Polish. Shes an attractive eastern european lady with decent sized boobs, always wearing bright red lipstick. I've seen her three times and called a couple of other times and it has always been this same girl I've spoken to/seen.

[Integral]

She told me her name was Samantha, but I have no idea if it's the girl in the picture. Same hair colour I guess? I think she is Polish. Shes an attractive eastern european lady with decent sized boobs, always wearing bright red lipstick. I've seen her three times and called a couple of other times and it has always been this same girl I've spoken to/seen.

Thanks, 1st hand description is always useful.

If my Plan A doesn't pan out I'll try and drop in and see "Samantha", although I might opt for nuru / B2B instead of Spanish. Will report either way If I end up there.

Cheers.

[4thleo]

Just another point as I've seen other people moan about this in other massage threads, but I think most of her massages are on a massage table. Only time I've had her do it in a bed/mattress were when I made sure to ask for nuru up front.

[webpunter]

"Spanish Massage" i.e. titwank instead of hj after massage sounds ok...

Massage sessions which are just that - massage f/b HJ or TW towards the end - IMO are crap.  I rarely visit again.  Well unless i'm desperate    I prefer them to start things early with cc swipes & reach unders.  And if no progress will make some suitable compliment.  Which is more like a request in reality.  Not so much an issue on 30 min bookings & i rarely do 60 min sessions in a parlour - if a 1st visit

I usualy put my options list on an evernote page on my phone, as it's much less likly to fall out of my poket at an inopertune time... as has happened in the past with picece of paper with "Lucy, hippodrome, £120. Sonya, £90, Selly Oak" etc. before now...

I left some directions in my top suit pocket overnight.  Only a small piece of paper folded up.  Schoolboy error.  And in the morning when heading out the OH asked me for something.  Searched my pockets & feeling in my top pocket i then had a shiver go through me & my stomach tightening up for a moment    Will now make use of the notes section of my new punting smartphone [not Nokia i'm afraid - although i still have this as a back-up]

[drwho]

So how did it go?

Spill the beans! 

[Integral]

So how did it go?

Spill the beans! 

I had a very...variable weekend!

Didn't go to bunnies in the end (so sorry no report on how spicy the Spanish massage was), but I did 1 independent girl (my original plan A), 1 visit to HOD2 (thanks again Drwho) and 1 soho walkup. Each one was a bit "unusual" all for different reasons

Needles to say, I'm a bit knackered...

Three reviews will be incoming tomorrow after I have recovered!

Thanks for the advice gents 

[webpunter]

Three reviews will be incoming tomorrow after I have recovered!

Thanks for the advice gents 

Good to see you 'spilt the beans' 

[Integral]

Good to see you 'spilt the beans' 

 

...although the current ache in my shagging muscles means I'm paying the price now. Maybe I should have had the massage after all...

[drwho]

Glad you had some interesting experiences integral, and I enjoyed reading your reviews.

£40 for 10 mins in a walk up seems a bit high, but then you said you ended up getting 20 minutes in the end so that sounds about right.
Love the bit about learning a few Romanian phrases from working girls...what an excellent way to break the ice.
Also don't worry about not being able to cum. Sometimes I get that and have to finish by my own hand before time runs out. I suspect certain brands of condoms, especially blue durex. Other times it's the exact opposite though... but mostly it works out about right for me.

Happy shagging and thanks for reporting back

[Integral]

Glad you had some interesting experiences integral, and I enjoyed reading your reviews.

£40 for 10 mins in a walk up seems a bit high, but then you said you ended up getting 20 minutes in the end so that sounds about right.
Love the bit about learning a few Romanian phrases from working girls...what an excellent way to break the ice.
Also don't worry about not being able to cum. Sometimes I get that and have to finish by my own hand before time runs out. I suspect certain brands of condoms, especially blue durex. Other times it's the exact opposite though... but mostly it works out about right for me.

Happy shagging and thanks for reporting back

Cheers doc, still 1 review to go (also a bit "weird" in its own way). On the language front I've had a lot of "bad" punts with Romaninans (mainly in parlours in the midlands) but I've generally had better results since I've started throwing out a few fata frumos' and vorbesc romana slab's (yes I am just showing off now  ).

There is a phrasebook listed on another site (that will bring down the dreaded Auto-Censor) but to be honest its a bit shit (i.e. clinical terms instead of actual language you might want to use witha WG e.g. vagina/vagin instead of cunt/pizda. Most Romanian WGs I've come across are happy to teach you a word or two, and tend to treat you more like a human being than a walking cash machine if you make a bit of effort.