It's as if Thais heard us say they all look the same. Tbh, they do. Except I can still tell ugly from attractive.
I showed one munter her picture off the profile and said,
"look, that's not you now, is it."
"Yes that's me!" she protested, all innocent-faced, though I'm not so sure if there's such a thing as an 'innocent-faced Thai.' I mean, ffs, I thought she was the maid.
"That is me,' she beamed, "about ten, maybe fifteen years ago! That's me!!!"
Soon turned into Miss Miserable-faced Little Fucker when I said it wasn't what was advertised.