GB parties

[uncle jessie]

I have never visited  a party before and its been on my to do list for a while so I'm considering going to this one External Link/Members Only. Well its obvious from searching on here that its the same venue as the greedy girls parties that have a ridiculous ratio of  guests to girls  , although this party states a ratio of 3:1 my alarm bells are ringing that the ratio could be very different on the day? . Although £150 may be a bit steep, I don't mind as the girls attending tick all the boxes for me.Another concern is the venue itself,what are the facilities like for showers etc and is it possible to leave personal items somewhere safe and secure ?. If anyone who has been there could advise please it will make my mind up about popping my gangbang cherry there     

[Steely Dan]

There is always a risk with ratios, but there is no particular need to be worried about organiser versus venue.  I think the Wiki explains this distiction well.
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I would be more worried that this AW page itself says 4:1 in another place.  I would politely ask clarity.

This price is a bit steep.  Using the benchmark of TPC, this is 1.4 times target (index for time and ratio).  There is a description of the venue in some of the reviews on the wiki and the description here sounds consistent:
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But overall parties are a good laugh, and the investment is only moderate. If you do attend we trust you will review.

[uncle jessie]

Thanks for the reply and the links, the fact that there are no lockers to put personal items & clothes is ridiculous  , the chance of someone nicking the car keys and wallet means its most probably going to be a no go for me  .

[Steely Dan]

Punting has risks.  Don't take the ones you don't want to take for sure.  Loosing your keys at a party could indeed happen. (Here comes SD sarcasm.  Look away if you want only good SD ....)

I note, though, that after 1,053,370 posts on UKP, this has not been mentioned.  Poor ratio, no OWO, bad attitude, poor value, fat munters have all been mentioned.  And lots of various crimes.  Perhaps this is next, I don't know.

The benchmark party TPC has no lockers.  They just have a box.  But it is not fool proof. It is just a box - the first guy to leave can...nevermind it is scaring me. Hmm, I was at Fuckclub in a hotel room.  A hotel room with No Lockers, OMG. What quality hotel room has no lockers for 8 guys? LeJeu Escorts has a locker room - but thinking some more it is just hooks and now that I think about it, no actual combination locks - shit any of the guys or girls could go in there. How can they call that a locker room, am I right? Amazing that I still have my car after the risks I took.

If you are most worried about your keys, I suspect parties are not for you.

To be fair I think Anni Porsche in Germany had lockers, I think modelled on the FKKs. Maybe David G. will know one with lockers in the UK.

[oring123]

Cant see why op needs lockers what are they taking ?
The crown jewels?
I take money to pay for entry and car key
Thats it ??

[davidgood]

The party venues where you will find good size lockers with locks are the well-established swinger clubs such as Spa Dagenham, Retro Walsall, Private Aston, Vanilla Alternative Tempsford etc.

These venues also have communal showers.

There are small wooden lockers available at the LAPC Vip parties.
 
At LSAP you are given a numbered wrist tag and numbered bag for valuables which is locked in a cupboard until you want it or you can leave bags and coats behind the bar in the kitchen area.

At the House in Sutton you can usually  have bags locked away in a room behind the bar.

There is usually somewhere for valuables at most parties.

Also for the info of the OP, at Sutton there is a bathroom with shower and a separate shower room, on the first floor.

It will be interesting to hear if the OP does pluck up the courage to go and then does a review. But I suspect that having had answers on security and showers there will then  be some other concerns which may crop up to stop him going.

In the meantime I can confirm that Ava is a petite little pocket rocket who is good fun at parties.

Regards,

davidgood

[Steely Dan]

The party venues where you will find good size lockers with locks are the well-established swinger clubs such as Spa Dagenham, Retro Walsall, Private Aston, Vanilla Alternative Tempsford etc.

These venues also have communal showers.

There are small wooden lockers available at the LAPC Vip parties.
 
At LSAP you are given a numbered wrist tag and numbered bag for valuables which is locked in a cupboard until you want it or you can leave bags and coats behind the bar in the kitchen area.

At the House in Sutton you can usually  have bags locked away in a room behind the bar.

There is usually somewhere for valuables at most parties.

Also for the info of the OP, at Sutton there is a bathroom with shower and a separate shower room, on the first floor.

It will be interesting to hear if the OP does pluck up the courage to go and then does a review. But I suspect that having had answers on security and showers there will then  be some other concerns which may crop up to stop him going.

You are kind to provide such an even handed reply! let's see if you are right though.

I'll add this info to the wiki at some point.  Does Vanilla Alternative Tempsford do parties?  We dont mention this venue on the page yet.

[vt]

Does Vanilla Alternative Tempsford do parties?  We dont mention this venue on the page yet.

They normally only have swinger events, but recently had a day hosting Debbie's Greedy Girls Parties who seem to be touring quite a few different venues around the country lately.

[vt]

Cant see why op needs lockers what are they taking ?
The crown jewels?
I take money to pay for entry and car key
Thats it ??

+1

Never had anything go missing from my sealed envelope at over 60 LMP/Phoenix Parties yet. 

The TLC Club at the Tudor Lounge in Brum also had lockers, but that venue is currently out of action.

[davidgood]

+1

Never had anything go missing from my sealed envelope at over 60 LMP/Phoenix Parties yet. 

The TLC Club at the Tudor Lounge in Brum also had lockers, but that venue is currently out of action.

Touch wood, at the hundreds of parties I have been to over the years, the only things I have lost have been the odd ciggy lighter which I have left lying around.

Yes, the Tudor Lounge had lockers and showers but only one toilet for gents from memory. I did not mention it in view of it being closed and also probably a place the OP will never get to.

Regards,

davidgood

[oring123]

Are their any brum parties running now ?

[davidgood]

You are kind to provide such an even handed reply! let's see if you are right though.

I'll add this info to the wiki at some point.  Does Vanilla Alternative Tempsford do parties?  We dont mention this venue on the page yet.

SD,

The VA is essentially for swingers and Bi folk but it has been hosting a monthly MILF party. However, based on VT's visit and what I have picked up I think we are agreed it is only suitable for couples and young studs looking for fun. You will see our discussion on them in the thread following my review of the party I went to at the VA last week-

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=91501.msg1111025#msg1111025

Going forward, I believe that the VA will now be the venue Debbie will be holding parties at once a month in this part of the country.

Keep up the good work on the Wiki. I will dip into it sometime to see if I can add anything.

Regards,

davidgood

[davidgood]

Are their any brum parties running now ?

Punting Wiki will tell you all you need to know about parties in Birmingham and the West Midlands.

Regards,

davidgood

[uncle jessie]

[quote author=davidgood It will be interesting to hear if the OP does pluck up the courage to go and then does a review. But I suspect that having had answers on security and showers there will then  be some other concerns which may crop up to stop him going. davidgood
[/quote]

Been doing a bit more research on here, and yes you are right about something else cropping up and that is Grace Harper, fucking hell definitely giving her a wide berth  .

[petersclose1]

To be honest - If I was available on this day - I would love to go to this party.

Been to a Deb and Dave party at the Sutton house before - I must admit - the valuables question did pop up in my mind, however left the car keys in the wifes bag and that was with the "entertainers" - so felt fairly safe.

Grace - Ive been to a party at her house in Birmingham a couple of years ago - she was a lot of fun then - but appears to get a bad rep now. I know on that particular day, at that particular party - I didnt see anything worrying about her behavior / style of party.

Pixie - I really want to try her out at some point!

Ahhh go on - take a leap of faith and give it a try.

[uncle jessie]

Well another good reason for me not to go has cropped up,one of the main attractions of going was that Ava was going to be there. But shes on AW today escorting and listed as available all day in Birmingham, would have been really pissed off to have gone and found that out after turning up  .

[Jerboa]

So did anyone go to this party yesterday?

[gnautalus]

So did anyone go to this party yesterday?

I emailed about going and got a reply that a few people had pulled out and there weren't enough attending now to cover costs now, so the party would be re-arranged for another time