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If true I think either the lady or mister slime or both of them may be on the way to emotional attachment syndrome. Unless you send us a link and write a review, dear mister slime, we shall never know, nor can we advise you further.

Offline Sonny Crockett

A pro$$ies best friend is money. Not the punter. Pro$$ies don't make great friends anyway, as they tell bullshit all the time. Besides, a Pro$$ie is only there for the punter to have sex with. Nothing more, nothing less.

If they could get away with it, they would look to chat bullshit to the punter for the entirety that they are booked for.
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A pro$$ies best friend is money. Not the punter. Pro$$ies don't make great friends anyway, as they tell bullshit all the time. Besides, a Pro$$ie is only there for the punter to have sex with. Nothing more, nothing less.

If they could get away with it, they would look to chat bullshit to the punter for the entirety that they are booked for.
I think the ladies we meet are as varied as the punters. My experience is mainly different from yours I hope because of the ladies I choose.

Come on fellas. Don't be so hard on the op. We all know it's really common for prossies to go out on a date after the punt. Nearly all the prossies I've seen pay for my fuel when I go to see them and then pay for dinner afterwards while hubby looks after the kids. And most, but not all, when we get back to her little love nest will relegate said hubby to the shed so the prossie and I can carry on where we left off. In the morning a full English is normally served in bed by the hubby while his missus is under the covers with my cock down her throat. Then it's a round of golf with the old man and a couple of beers in the clubhouse afterwards.
I'm sure I'm not the only punter this happens to, surely?

Offline Arley Hall

It is certainly possible to socialise with an escort (for free, of course) when you're no longer seeing her as a punter. I know, because I've done it myself. I think it must be rare, however, in cases where the client is still paying her for sexual services.

The latter nearly happened to me when a parlour girl invited me round to her place for a coffee and to help her with the decorating. However when I rang her about it a week later she told me she was getting married - so she'd found somebody else to do the painting I guess.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2016, 09:01:01 AM by Arley Hall »
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Offline Sparquin

The latter nearly happened to me when a parlour girl invited me round to her place for a coffee and to help her with the decorating. However when I rang her about it a week later she told me she was getting married - so she'd found somebody else to do the painting I guess.

No, that was her way of saying she would have the painters in.

Offline Sonny Crockett

Pro$$ies just tell a lot of bullshite!!!!
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I paid for a 30 minute punt once, ended up staying for an hour and then went on a pub crawl for a few hours afterwards with her. She insisted on buying most of the drinks too!

Also had a regular ask me to marry her once (we'd never socialised outside a punt and i have no idea if she was really serious, I turned her down - think she was just in a bit of a bad place).

A pro$$ies best friend is money. Not the punter. Pro$$ies don't make great friends anyway, as they tell bullshit all the time. Besides, a Pro$$ie is only there for the punter to have sex with. Nothing more, nothing less.

If they could get away with it, they would look to chat bullshit to the punter for the entirety that they are booked for.

Maybe you're picking the wrong girls. Most of the good ones seem pretty keen to fuck in my experience.

Offline cognito

If true I think either the lady or mister slime or both of them may be on the way to emotional attachment syndrome.

The cynic in me would say that she is trying to develop him into a regular / sugar daddy. Steady income stream from a not too demanding client.

Offline Sonny Crockett

There is always an ulterior motive in a pro$$ie when they look to "socialise". They want something for themselves.
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Offline stevedave

Come on fellas. Don't be so hard on the op. We all know it's really common for prossies to go out on a date after the punt. Nearly all the prossies I've seen pay for my fuel when I go to see them and then pay for dinner afterwards while hubby looks after the kids. And most, but not all, when we get back to her little love nest will relegate said hubby to the shed so the prossie and I can carry on where we left off. In the morning a full English is normally served in bed by the hubby while his missus is under the covers with my cock down her throat. Then it's a round of golf with the old man and a couple of beers in the clubhouse afterwards.
I'm sure I'm not the only punter this happens to, surely?

Phew, glad it's not just me that this happens to  :lol:

Offline Nagilum

Maybe you're picking the wrong girls. Most of the good ones seem pretty keen to fuck in my experience.

Better actresses. Which is precisely what you want.

Better actresses. Which is precisely what you want.

Yeah definitely. Don't get me wrong I'm not kidding myself that they actually want me. But I don't buy into the fact that they're all lazy bullshitters in the same way I don't buy into the idea that all punters are seedy old men.

Offline Arley Hall

Yeah definitely. Don't get me wrong I'm not kidding myself that they actually want me. But I don't buy into the fact that they're all lazy bullshitters in the same way I don't buy into the idea that all punters are seedy old men.

Yes agreed - the truth is nearly always some shade of grey, rather than black or white.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2016, 10:27:56 PM by Arley Hall »
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Offline Neal69

Phew, glad it's not just me that this happens to  :lol:

Sounds like my ideal punt
N

Offline Neal69

Sonny,

I think you have had a bad experience.

My advice is move on and upwards.

There are loads of good WG's out there.

N

Offline WaitingforGodot

OP's story doesn't surprise me, but the word "friend" is misplaced because money is always involved somewhere down the line.  I've had plenty of WGs over the years (I'm single) offer to engage in some degree of social activity but when it comes to sex, that's always paid.  However, if you're aware of that and don't delude yourself you can do very well out of the deal.  Example:  I booked an hour outcall to mine last week (120) and the girl arrived at 9pm and left at 2am.  We chatted, drank, watched a movie, ate, had a pleasant evening and it ended with an outstanding, raucous, paid fuck.  Fine by me.  I didn't ask her to stay that long but she obviously felt comfortable, we were having a nice time, and I guess she had nothing better to do that evening.  No doubt my place is nicer than hers.  I would say very, very few one hour outcalls to mine last only the exact time (the ones that do are agency girls who have a driver waiting), though equally most don't run for five hours.  With independents driving their own cars, around 90 minutes to two hours is not unusual for a one-hour booking/fee.  The key is to remember that while they may think you're good company and thus extend their time with you, they are still paid sex and it's not personal.  A lot of these girls (I've been in some of their homes) live in pretty squalid places and the chance of an evening in a warm, cosy pleasant environment with a free meal, a drink and good company, plus 120 quid cash on top, is not unattractive if their night is otherwise empty.
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Offline PLeisure

First post ever.
I'm 50 something
errrrm...... OP, you absolutely sure you're older than a millennial?  :timeout:

Offline Sonny Crockett

I did see a WG a few years ago whom after the punt we had a chat and she had asked if we could get together and have a drink outside of a meet. Looking back I think she just talked a load of bollocks. Of course I didn't take up on that offer.
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I think Slime has gone down the plughole.

Offline Andyply

 :D Its skool on Monday prob hastily catching up with his homework assignments / scrap book  :D

:D Its skool on Monday prob hastily catching up with his homework assignments / scrap book  :D
Agreed, mummy has cut off his wireless due to his lack of application in studies  :dancegirl:

Offline tazz

I can see where this guy is coming from, saw a prossie for the second time yesterday (Lush Lola) whose a spitting imagine of a former work colleague who had the hots for me. Booked for 45 minutes gave her the cash, she then returned £30 to me, i though im only getting 30 mins with her, instead i get 55 minutes. Been with plenty of prossies that appear to like me and only on 2 ocassions have i ever got any extra time let alone some cash back.

Shes into swinging and was organising a swingers party, told me she'll invite me in future. Genuingly very suprised she gave me back some of the booking fee on a 2nd meet and i get 55 minutes for the price of 30. Just shows if a prossies really likes you then who knows what treat your in for.

Offline Sonny Crockett

Pro$$ies would never make great friends. They're bullshitters the whole of the time.
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