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Author Topic: Things You Did Not Know You did NOT Like Until You Started Punting  (Read 4000 times)

Offline tesla

The taste of a habitual smoking lady's vagina. Yuck.

I hate this, especially when you have booked a non smoker

Offline Arley Hall

Adultwork pics that show just one part of a girl's body. They do nothing for me. It amazes me how many girls use photographs like this as their main image on AW. The only exception for me would be a face pic - but even then it would have to be accompanied by other images to really get me interested.

Obviouly it's different if the body part pic is one of a serious of many, some of which do show her whole body.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2016, 08:06:52 AM by Arley Hall »
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (Arley Hall, Gwylan)

Offline Still-alive

Poor hand skills, I actually prefer HR to BJ anyday, but some WGs are hopeless at HR, too rough, or keep changing the rhythm just as you think you're getting there, and worst of all stopping stroking as you start to cum.
Banning reason: Constant attacks on UKP on UKE

Offline Sonny Crockett

WGs that force you to cum multiple times. Hate that as I struggle to recover after cumming. This just wastes minutes. Also my focus on having a good time just evaporates
Banning reason: Troll

The screaming and crying when I leave is very hard to deal with. Seriously, girls who try too hard at deep throat + gagging, I'm sure there is more feeling in the top of my cock and helmet compared to the base.


Offline Sonny Crockett

Not being able to do anal. Has happened on a few occasions. So disappointing.

Hotel meets. Make me far too nervous.
Banning reason: Troll

Cowgirl where the girl simply climbs on your cock and proceeds to bounce up and down really hard and violently resulting in you bouncing up and down on the mattress in sync with her therefore not actually penetrating her  :dash:

Couple of girls however have done what I know as Asian cowgirl with their feet kept flat on the bed either side of you and gently ridden my cock up and down which was great  :thumbsup:

Offline Burnside

Calling her then having to wait on a text for the location.
Banning reason: Previously banned (the good 1) aka Jamie Eldridge

Offline Sonny Crockett

Girls that guide your cock in and leave their hands there as you penetrate.

Girls that break your rhythm as you're fucking.
Banning reason: Troll


Offline itsmydrug

The taste of a habitual smoking lady's vagina. Yuck.

Can you really taste this ? i have dated smokers and never tasted/smelt anything.

Offline tesla

yes you can taste, I once was able to tell when a girl had changed her brand of cigarette


yes you can taste, I once was able to tell when a girl had changed her brand of cigarette
So did she start to taste like a camel instead of a silk slut?  :drinks:

Online fredpunter

So did she start to taste like a camel instead of a silk slut?  :drinks:

There must be a joke involving rough shag but I'm not on form today

So did she start to taste like a camel instead of a silk slut?  :drinks:

ah but did she begin to look like a camel toe?


Offline Burnside

Prostitutes are people too
So are punters that pay a lot of money for there hole, and prossies can earn bloody good money. :timeout:
Banning reason: Previously banned (the good 1) aka Jamie Eldridge

Offline Sonny Crockett

So are punters that pay a lot of money for there hole, and prossies can earn bloody good money. :timeout:

Yes
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Fututor

Doggy style. Maybe it's because I'm hung like a pigeon but have a gut like a hippo. But, although I enjoy the view, it doesn't really get me going.

Also anal. Porn-based fantasy that didn't live up to expectation.

Offline will-ow

Cowgirl where the girl simply climbs on your cock and proceeds to bounce up and down really hard and violently resulting in you bouncing up and down on the mattress in sync with her therefore not actually penetrating her  :dash:

Couple of girls however have done what I know as Asian cowgirl with their feet kept flat on the bed either side of you and gently ridden my cock up and down which was great  :thumbsup:

I think this also hit me the other day, saw a girl who just wanted to rush and I think she thought this way she had control and it makes me cum faster.....kinda tipped it over having this happen before think I'll avoid it from now on  :thumbsdown:

Online webpunter

Fat burds.  Size 14 & above.  Especially when they're advertised as a 10-12
Whilst i've shagged a few civvies who were a bit on the hefty side, i was usually so shit faced that i couldn't remember [much].  And on the basis that i didn't see them again or my mates didn't find out then i can conveniently forget them & so this doesn't count  :sarcastic:

I didnt know that I didnt enjoy getting my dick sucked with a condom on very much until I started punting.

Offline MrMatrix

I didnt know that I didnt enjoy getting my dick sucked with a condom on very much until I started punting.

I know what you mean- its like having a bath with your socks on. Its just not right :D

wow what a thread...

I share few of those. Don't like CIM dodgers, light kissing. The most surprising one is doggy style. It still looks awesome in porn but I discovered it does nothing for me.
I always thought it would be awesome to tell the girl what to do but discovered I prefer when sex flows naturally.
Smelling cigs on the girl. I can cope with the room smelling like cigs but not when I can smell it on the girl.

The biggest thing though is that before I started punting I thought that if the girls is pretty and slim and so on it's going to be amazing.
It turns out that even if she's pretty and does what was promised, if the service lacks enthusiasm whilst still positive it doesn't live up to expectations.


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