UK porn king Mike Bullivant has decided to fling open the doors of his palatial Essex mansion to the punting public and allow them to share the delights within.
He said "Listen pal, the place is rammed with pussy, I've got up to 40 here at a time, the Babeshow girls are sick of playing with phones and want something warm and hard in their hands, all my stunnas love cock and I've only got one and there are only 24 hours in a day, so why not share it around."
Facilities available include 14 themed bedrooms with ensuite facilities including the Hanging Garden of Basildon, Southend & Gomorrah and a double height mega suite featuring huge water beds named two floors of whores, a grand ballroom, Olympic size swimming pool, 18 seater jacuzzi, steam room, multi-level sauna and outdoor dogging area where the less salubrious will be accommodated.
The scheme involves a "lucky review" scheme where the top 20 reviewers each month on UKP are picked by a panel of celebrity punters including a well known children's TV presenter, lead singer of a rock band, ex England footballer and an MP.
The winners will be invited for a weekend jaunt on the estate which will be renamed Winter Punterland and provided with legitimate alibis.
All costs will initially be borne by Bullivant although Government funding is expected if the highly anticipated punter support tax act is passed in parliament in May.
