Admin – this girl offers in-calls in Warrington but also does outcalls in Birmingham. I’m not sure if this is worth adding to the West Mids reviews also (I’ve only seen her in Warrington in any case).
This is my second review and this time it involves pictures and hyperlinks and (almost) videos…clearly I’m taking this far too seriously (or I’m just suffering from insomnia again)…
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External Link/Members OnlyJust The Facts Ma’am* Type & Price: In-call, 1 hour, £120 (plus £5.34 “research”, see below).
* Booking & Comms: Sammie has a very strict booking policy (outlined in detail on her profile) and although her replies to both text and email were very speedy (almost instant in fact) it was a bit of a pain in the arse to go through.
* Venue: Ground floor flat (garage conversion?) in a relatively nice part of central Warrington, about a 5 min walk from Bank Quay. Plenty of parking nearby or P&D at station carpark. NB: the entrance is off a residential street and accessed via a (short and open, but unlit) alleyway which rung a bit of an alarm for me. This meeting was during the day, but I would probably not have felt as happy going in if it had been after dark. Inside was clean and tidy. Room was well equipped including a stack of complimentary soft drinks (!) if a little cramped – double bed took up almost all the space in the room.
* Services: FK (not deep), OWO, RO, covered sex, CIM & swallow.
There’s No Accounting For TasteSo, being the wannabe celeb-fucker that I am, I saw Sammie’s profile and immediately noticed the resemblance to Vicky Pattinson (for those who don’t know she is a very shagable reality TV bimbo. Compare Sammie’s profile pic (
External Link/Members Only) to this
External Link/Members Only). I was interested straight away and approached her via AW email. Unfortunately, she has a convoluted booking process for anyone without several AW positives that involved me jumping through a few hoops and almost put me off completely. In the end I joined her on a webcam session for about two minutes (I had my camera turned off throughout and wrote this off as a “research investment” of £4) and she was happy to take the booking and confirmed via AW instantly. She also sent me a text to my punting phone as requested almost straight away. I would describe her comms manner as very cool and prickly, but she did become more friendly after confirmation
On the morning of the meet she texted me the postcode and directions, but it turns out that her location was a bit difficult to find and she ended up giving me step-by-step instructions to the door.
Sammie met me at the door in a red tube dress (and nothing else as I found out later) and the facial resemblance was definitely there, but Sammie is much taller (maybe 5’7”) and more slender than Vicky Pattinson, which was very much to my liking. In fact her body reminded me greatly of the pornstar “princess” Donna Dolore (that allows me to deploy my second multimedia aid:
External Link/Members Only). Unfortunately, her breasts are enhanced (personal preference again) and she as conspicuous scars under each breast. She also has a large caesarean scar that was quite prominent while going down on her. Perhaps this is why at the time she was sporting a full bush (although “proper” pubes on a girl are a positive for me). She has a surprisingly tight pussy (one of the tightest I’ve had) and both pussy and mouth tasted pleasant.
After a brief chat (she lives near a place I used to work in Birmingham, but does in-calls from Warrington for part of each week) Sammie took of the dress to reveal she was fully naked underneath (apart from a wedding ring). I undressed and after some FK (not really very deep or exiting) she provided a quite nice OWO (she asked which I preferred), I went down on her for a while (she did get wet initially but was nowhere close to orgasming) and after a bit more OWO we then went into protected cowgirl and missionary. She finished me off with hand job CIM (as requested) and she swallowed without complaint.
There is a movie clip on her AW profile (“4 position fuck movie” sorry I don’t know how to link to it) that is a very good reflection of her approach to cowgirl and missionary (including her decidedly “neutral” facial expression), if anyone feels like “investing” £3.34 in pre-punt research.
Sammie was friendly enough in manner but I felt we didn’t quite “click” (also I was probably subconsciously a bit annoyed over the booking ball-ache), and I would describe her as absolutely “professional” in that she was pleasant enough and absolutely cooperative with everything I asked, and I didn’t feel rushed at all, but there was no “spark” or spontaneity at all and I got the impression she didn’t really enjoy anything I was doing (with hindsight I probably shouldn’t have bothered going down on her for 15 min and just had a longer blowjob time instead!) or perhaps I’m just an ugly fucker and she would warm up with someone she fancies more.
I also only remember he smiling once – when she met me at the door. She did ask if I wanted to take a can of coke / sprite from a stack she had in the room for my walk back to my car which I thought was a strangely nice gesture!
I read her AW profile in more detail after the punt and it’s clear from that and our brief conversation that she has an established set-up and has been at this business for a while. She has a long enjoys list and I imagine she would give anyone interested value for money, although I can only vouch for the vanilla services listed above.
Overall a very “business-like” punt in both good and bad senses. I can’t really fault Sammie too harshly in any area so this is a positive review, but personally I didn't enjoy it all that much either so I probably won’t be visiting her again.
Scores On The Doors* Face: 7.5/10
* Body: 7/10 (would be a 9 without the fake boobs and scars)
* Attitude: 7/10 (9/10 for professionalism but 5/10 for connection)
* Accuracy To Profile: 10/10
* Overall: 7/10
* Would See Again: No.
