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Offline Rangerslad

Does it matter if you go see an escort with your working clothes on? I remember an escort moaning to me about a previous punter who was a plasterer always booking her and turning up with his dirty clothes on. Personally I didn't think it made a difference if you were going to have a shower there anyway but I wonder if it puts the girls off and effects the quality of the service they provide.
Last time I went to see a Romanian for 15 mins I just went from work and she commented on it as if surprised to see me like that but I wasn't really caring anyway as it was a £20 fuck and go thing. Any thoughts?

Would it not be more the fact that you've not been to the shower and if its just a quickie there would be hardly any time for everything.

I personally like to go as clean as a whistle. shower before i leave the house,splash of aftershave and mints in the back pocket

I've had several comments from WGs about how "fresh" i was always a nice complement /reputation to have  :rose:

to answer your question it shouldn't really matter as long as you are not manky or obviously smelling  :crazy:

I prefer to see escorts on my day of, so at least I can get my self ready for the punt, use toilet, shower, brush teeth, shave, then I'm ready

I would dress so as not to attract attention - to either myself or the WG.

Other than that it's just me. No good suit or special aftershave. I'm not gonna make an effort for someone I'm paying to fuck.

Offline Courtney

I would dress so as not to attract attention

+1
I usually try to avoid the Mickey Mouse costume where possible. :D

.....I try to go for smart but casual.

Offline RandyF

Your the customer, you (shouldn't) be there to impress anyone. The onus is all on the hoor to impress you.

Common sense dictates you shouldn't be turning up covered in shite...or plaster. 


Last time I went to see a Romanian for 15 mins I just went from work and she commented on it as if surprised to see me like that but I wasn't really caring anyway as it was a £20 fuck and go thing. Any thoughts?

Gypo's are often nasty, arrogant, mouthy cunts...least the ones (non hoors of course  :dance: ) I've been unfortunate enough to encounter, have been.
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Offline RandyF


.....I try to go for smart but casual.

Sports casual here.  Nice pair of light grey Farah's.
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Offline ickydicky

Sports casual here.  Nice pair of light grey Farah's.

none of yon imitation polyester then Farahs, the real thing :D
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Offline Rangerslad

I wouldn't go covered in shite but if my work gears not dirty then I don't see what the problem should be if I take a shower anyway. A lot of girls have things on their aw profiles as to what they expect from a guys was just wondering what everyone else did and thought

Sports casual here.  Nice pair of light grey Farah's.

Yeah they were trendy in the 80's ... Suppose about the last time u did a review !!

Offline msc762003

I usually try to avoid the Mickey Mouse costume where possible. :D

I laughed out loud when I read this. I pictured someone in said costume going for a punt. I need some sleep.

Offline chico1000

Does it matter if you go see an escort with your working clothes on? I remember an escort moaning to me about a previous punter who was a plasterer always booking her and turning up with his dirty clothes on. Personally I didn't think it made a difference if you were going to have a shower there anyway but I wonder if it puts the girls off and effects the quality of the service they provide.
Last time I went to see a Romanian for 15 mins I just went from work and she commented on it as if surprised to see me like that but I wasn't really caring anyway as it was a £20 fuck and go thing. Any thoughts?
Just don't wear a Rangers top in Dublin and as long as you have a shower or just had one you will be ok.
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Smart casual for me.

I generally pull one off down the plug, then shower, shave ma baw sack, pop a blue diamond, clean teeth, dress and then off I go.

Aftershave?, fuck no!

Offline mavgoose

I knew a guy who once went to a hoor house in a full Disney character fancy dress. Head to toe.
Quite a weekend that was.

Offline DG

Wear what your comfortable in would be my advice, but don't go manky, and I think industrial type work clothes is a bit too far tbh. If I ever make a booking when I know I'm coming from work, I make sure a shower to begin with is factored in.
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Offline Jock D

Can't believe no one has mentioned that one of Glasgow's own finest hoe's  :dancegirl: has already kindly given us poor smelly punters, her own guide to all we need to know...just go to her Blog tab and read the definitive 'how to book an escort', then scroll down to 'useful info for clients'....it's priceless  :crazy:

www.adultwork.com/1786290 or https://www.adultwork.com/Mature%2DKatarina


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Offline Courtney

Can't believe no one has mentioned that one of Glasgow's own finest hoe's  :dancegirl: has already kindly given us poor smelly punters, her own guide to all we need to know...just go to her Blog tab and read the definitive 'how to book an escort', then scroll down to 'useful info for clients'....it's priceless  :crazy:

:timeout:......no she didn't, it's just a copy 'n' paste from here: http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Date-With-an-Escort-over-the-Phone

...but she needn't worry. I won't be trying to "date" or "save" her. :wackogirl: ......not my type. :D :music: :vomit:

Offline RandyF

Can't believe no one has mentioned that one of Glasgow's own finest hoe's  :dancegirl: has already kindly given us poor smelly punters, her own guide to all we need to know...just go to her Blog tab and read the definitive 'how to book an escort', then scroll down to 'useful info for clients'....it's priceless  :crazy:

www.adultwork.com/1786290 or https://www.adultwork.com/Mature%2DKatarina

 :lol: :P  Kat!?  Not the first Glasgow hoor that springs to mind when it comes to style & dress advice for punters.



Maybe we could send here tips on the evils of homebrew haircuts  :rolleyes:
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Offline ickydicky

so whats the etiquette for going to see the mad french woman sexyfrenchgirl/magalie/celine who wants to drop her smelly turds in your mouth? :vomit:
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Offline daviebond

so whats the etiquette for going to see the mad french woman sexyfrenchgirl/magalie/celine who wants to drop her smelly turds in your mouth? :vomit:
Run away in the opposite direction and hope she doesnt do projectile poo




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