Hotel meets

[Diehard]

Not many prostitutes can remember a booking made several months in advance. 

I utterly fail to see why people want to live in London. I think they get stuck, like a drug addict, and find excuses to justify it. You only have to google "living in London, is it worth it" to find so many opinions and proofs that it isn't.

Here's one excelent quote:

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"According to figures released by the Office of National Statistics last week, London was the most expensive area in the UK for average house prices in 2013, at £428,000. This was a 4.2% increase from 2012, the largest across all regions. Meanwhile in the rental sector, a recent report in the Observer showed that private landlords have bought up half of the former council homes in some of London's poorest boroughs and private rents can cost as much as £230 a week more than council rents."

And try this:

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On top of which, compared to somewhere like Edinburgh, they're among the most miserable fuckers in the country and that's saying something compared to Scotland.

And if James is going to slag Scotland again and complain it's all paid for by the elected Westminster parliament, then why the fuck don't you come and live here James nstead of beating yourself with the misery-stick and moaning about 'handouts'??

GOd Leicester really is a shithole looking at those tables. No wonder they going to win the league, fuck all else to do but run around kicking a ball. Poor bastards.

[Burnside]

Thanks guys some good tips here.
One thing that did cross my mind whilst reading the replies was about girls putting the television on loud, no doubt they won't be putting on porn channels then, and i hate girls that put on porn when I'm visiting her.
Don't know if this is supposed to help or distract you, but i find it off putting with all the fake moans and groans, and the porn is worse. 

[Estoril]

I've always felt safe punting in hotels.  Concierge in apartment blocks can potentially be more awkward

[Marmalade]

Thanks guys some good tips here.
One thing that did cross my mind whilst reading the replies was about girls putting the television on loud, no doubt they won't be putting on porn channels then, and i hate girls that put on porn when I'm visiting her.
Don't know if this is supposed to help or distract you, but i find it off putting with all the fake moans and groans, and the porn is worse. 

You just say (in the tone of voice as if giving an instruction to an employee under you), "Can we have the television off please." (Note that it is an instruction, and said as an instruction, not a question.)

[hungrypunt]

i tell em to put the music channel on the telly usually.

[tesla]

the problem is the stuff on the music channels is way too modern for me (I think it's mainly crap)

[fredpunter]

the problem is the stuff on the music channels is way too modern for me (I think it's mainly crap)

There's usually some radio channels ... smooth radio is tolerable for us old farts

[Kernal]

Every year I go away on holiday, usually fly from Gatwick airport, and I have an overnight stay, as my flight is the next day at 6am-ish

I arrange to see an escort, that works in that area, or willing to travel to the airport hotel, and in general I book her for 2-3 hours; its not all about sex, but that's part of it, I look for someone who offers a massage service, and allows me to relax

Hi first post here for me, I have done this in the past.  You can often get nice deals at hotels near the airport that include your holiday parking in the price.  I stay overnight, check in luggage early and see a girl and have a nice relaxed start to my holiday without the stress of checking in queues and morning travel to the airport etc.

[Burnside]

I think some of you are missing the point, as i was curious as to visiting a prossie in a hotel that works from a hotel was different to one that works in owned or rented premises.
I thought that possibly the last  girl i recently reviewed might have worked from a hotel, but on this occasion she didn't, so it could be a while before i do a hotel visit.

[myothernameis]

the problem is the stuff on the music channels is way too modern for me (I think it's mainly crap)

Depending on how new the tv is in the hotel, I take my own music, and plug my usb stick in, or use my tablet, which comes with mini hdmi

[Turtle Z]

I'm fine with girls meeting me in a hotel but generally avoid hotels if I'm not staying there. The reasons for this are:

1. She'll generally have a high throughput of punters to cover her costs.

2. She'll have a limited supply of fresh towels

3. She'll have no way to change the bedding should another punter Jizz all over it.

Incidentally, my most embarrassing punting moment happened in a hotel... I was balls deep when the maid walked in to clean the room. Oddly, she seemed reluctant to leave which may have been fine had she been a hottie but she was a right old bag who didn't appear to speak a word of English, or she was mute. Perhaps she was frozen in horror at the sight of my arse but I had to scream at her to get out before she left.

[dieseldriver]

I'm fine with girls meeting me in a hotel but generally avoid hotels if I'm not staying there. The reasons for this are:

1. She'll generally have a high throughput of punters to cover her costs.

2. She'll have a limited supply of fresh towels

3. She'll have no way to change the bedding should another punter Jizz all over it.

Incidentally, my most embarrassing punting moment happened in a hotel... I was balls deep when the maid walked in to clean the room. Oddly, she seemed reluctant to leave which may have been fine had she been a hottie but she was a right old bag who didn't appear to speak a word of English, or she was mute. Perhaps she was frozen in horror at the sight of my arse but I had to scream at her to get out before she left.

Perhaps she was starting to dribble down her legs while watching?   

[Turtle Z]

Perhaps she was starting to dribble down her legs while watching?   

Perhaps, but given her age it would probably have been urinary incontinence! 

[Mendra]

Tip: I usually walk into hotels pretending to be on the phone while FBI scanning the whole place, I never alight from the lift on the floor I am actually going so I don't bump into any surprises. When I leave I hardly use the lift or will use steps to the 2nd floor then get the lift. Also happy to exit through the the fire exit.

Towels:,I know a a lot of girls that Nick towels while the chamber maid is doing other rooms. That a skill. While I know another one who "forgets" to pick up her used towels from the local laundrette until the next time she in town hence will always turn up with a suitcase of towels.

I never book and visit cheap hotels. Always turn up smart and confident. You may actually ask for the toilet as a disguise that way you lol be able to spot the lift

What I hate about hotels is the girl not opening in time allowing chances for anyone see you knock - never been caught so far though. I never carry a bag rather a sheet of paper so I look like I am there to inspect something (pussy of course)

[fredpunter]

Maybe I've been very lucky but I usually walk in... get in lift ... go directly to the correct floor ... knock on door ... shag girl .... leave same way as entering ... and I've never had any trouble from security or anyone else ... and 9 times out of 10 the hotel staff know exactly what's happening so no need to be self conscious 

[CityTillIDie]

I think the key is simply to walk in pretending to be on the phone, confidently walking to the stairs / lift. There are perhaps ten hotels in my home City that I've visited, never had a problem.

Apartments are obviously better in terms of linen, towels, etc. Plus no cleaners in the corridor! There are thousands of apartments here too so I guess we are spoilt for choice. Separated three years ago and fast becoming acquainted with all sorts of buildings I never thought I'd see the inside of!

In summary, not much difference between hotel and apartments tbh. My preference is apartment.