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Some funny craic in this thread, I like hotels very much for their privacy and easiness and usually clean facilities.

Once I went to a grotty hotel/B&B up in North London walked in no reception area girl was taking an age to tell me where she is then
all of a sudden some young guy comes down the stairs asking me who I am here to see. Just replied a friend  made up a room number while fiddling about on my phone. He goes back up stairs and then the girl comes down, was not feeling her so I walked.

Ideally I am not in favour of having he girl come meet me in reception as I like my business to remain anonymous, had the displeasure of a girl insisting meting me downstairs once in Travelodge, looking like a hooker :rolleyes: got into the lift goes up one :scare: then a family(young children) get in so fucking awkward.

Offline Sonny Crockett

Personally I find hotel meets nerve wracking due to having to go through reception and the fear of being stopped both before and after the punt. This is made worse by the fact that I don't drive to punts, so I am more conspicuous when standing outside waiting for girl to give her room number.

Luckily I have never been stopped by hotel staff, and I would just glide through normally like another guest.
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Swansea lad

Once you know the hotel, google it, find out its facilities. If there's security ask for directions to the toilets, bar,restaurant or anything. Go to the bar and order a coke if you have to. If you try to hide you will look suspicious.


Offline Biznasty

I like hotel meets as a few others have said,  less risk of Sergei. 

Quite often will drop in the hotel bar afterwards for a quick drink too which is always a nice option to have. Have been sat in the bars a few times and seen girls I'm convinced are WGs turn up,  then try to find them online if they take my fancy for future meets.

Offline Cum_again

I once had a hotel meet that turned out to be in some sort of country house hotel.

Had to walk past the reception desk in the grand entrance hall and up the grand stair case..  Old fashioned desk where the reception staff were siting, the lot...

This is where mobile phones help....

Walk in and out checking your phone.  Make sure you know where you are you and focus only on that... Tunnel vision.

That being said, I near soiled myself on the way in and out.

On another occasion, I had to give the money to the girl outside the hotel, she went and paid using the money and then I went up to meet her..... Odd, but strangely erotic in its clandestine nature.

Online cueball

I've no problem with hotel meets.

Get the floor and room number whilst outside sat in my motor.

I just walk in as if I'm a resident, go straight to the lift and make my way to her room. I make no eye contact with anybody. Phone at your ear having a fictitious conversation is quite a good roos.

I've never been stopped yet, I don't have a plan if stopped though, I'd probably go along the lines of I'm visiting a friend in room so and so and get the reception to call her.

If it all went tits up I've broke no laws and my money is still in my pocket.

The savvy lasses use hotels that are punting friendly or organise to meet you in the bar or lounge.

Remember, the pressure is on her and not you, she's the one who won't earn if it goes wrong.

Most now are using the card entry system. Travelodge & Premmier Inn use it. Not sure about Ibis? Seen a couple of WG's that use the Ibis West Thurrock. The main hotel can just walk in. Not in what was Formule1 before became Ibis. Needs card as separate from main hotel.   But need to enter your car registration on an ipad at reception. This is because being in a retail park, gets lots on non guests using it. So now employs a car parking company.

On first visit to Ibis, I asked the WG if any probs with reception. To my surprise she said they knew what she was doing and asked her if would like the room next to another WG. Seems the frogs are more relaxed about it than the brits...

My first ever punt was in an hotel in Glasgow.
I strode confidently past the reception without as much as a glance in that direction to where I expected to find the lifts. Only there weren't any. I'd walked into a cul de sac. Retreated with as much dignity as I could and this time did find the lifts.
I like a hotel meeting. No chance of ending up in a grotty flat. Also just feels more transgressive somehow; your going around like any normal guest about his legitimate business when, in fact, you're a pervert looking to have it off with a strange girl.
Love it!

Offline bcg12

Does anyone have experience with bookings outcalls to Travelodge?

Offline TheCape

The bit I hate is waiting for the girl to open the door to the room. If you were staying at the hotel you wouldn't need to do this so I do feel conspicuous at this point. And then you hear voices coming from along the corridor. Why does it take girls so long to open the bloody door??? How long can it take to walk across a 20 foot room???? :angry:

The bit I hate is waiting for the girl to open the door to the room. If you were staying at the hotel you wouldn't need to do this so I do feel conspicuous at this point. And then you hear voices coming from along the corridor. Why does it take girls so long to open the bloody door??? How long can it take to walk across a 20 foot room???? :angry:

Looks like youv'e drawn the short straw every time. With my hotel meets, door opened first tap instantly. Makes me wonder if the WG is looking through the security lens?   

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The bit I hate is waiting for the girl to open the door to the room. If you were staying at the hotel you wouldn't need to do this so I do feel conspicuous at this point. And then you hear voices coming from along the corridor. Why does it take girls so long to open the bloody door??? How long can it take to walk across a 20 foot room???? :angry:

I've had this once or twice. Doesnt bother me so much - you could be knocking for your mate who's in another room. Or your wife/gf has the card etc. Anyway, you're not breaking the law mate.

Offline TheCape

I've had this once or twice. Doesnt bother me so much - you could be knocking for your mate who's in another room. Or your wife/gf has the card etc. Anyway, you're not breaking the law mate.

I know. But it's very hard to look inconspicuous when you're trying to look inconspicuous.  :crazy:

Offline Marmalade

I know. But it's very hard to look inconspicuous when you're trying to look inconspicuous.  :crazy:
Maybe because you are not inconspicuous.  :cool:

Offline Diehard

Hi guys, was just wondering for folk that have done hotel meets what are they like.
1. Is there much of a difference to the way a girl works in a flat.
2. Is the meet a bit more nerve racking than meeting in a flat.
3. What's the general procedure getting past  reception or hotels that are key carded to the hotel user only.

I am keen to meet a lass in a hotel, but just a bit curious to the way it would operate to visiting a prossie in a flat that is rented. :drinks:

Most hookers don't use the key carded hotels and most use the really large city centre hotels so during the day there will be no issues walking in and out.

A hotel is far safer as well. It is practically risk free punting as you are  in control. It's harder to walk from a girls flat as there is all sorts of issues that could happen. But in a hotel it's easy I've walked loads of times if the girl isn't what I was hoping for.

I'm not at all bothered if Sergei appears as in a hotel if he wanted a fight I'd happily take him on as there would be cameras and staff around so I'd know he is unlikely to pull a weapon out unless he is totally stupid. I'd also be pretty confident he wouldn't  tell the staff that I'd not gone through seeing his hooker! Im fairly certain that would be end of their stay.

So really hotel in calls is the risk free punt really. If u ever get stopped just say you are going to the toilet or the bar.

If it ever happens to me and I'm pressed I'd say I'm going for a shit and if they don't believe me they can come and watch.

Offline Diehard

Personally I find hotel meets nerve wracking due to having to go through reception and the fear of being stopped both before and after the punt. This is made worse by the fact that I don't drive to punts, so I am more conspicuous when standing outside waiting for girl to give her room number.

Luckily I have never been stopped by hotel staff, and I would just glide through normally like another guest.

Why does being stopped afterwards bother you? If they asked me where I'd been I'd say none of your fucking business now get out of my way. Or I'd say I've been for a shit and I haven't flushed the toilet for hygiene reasons as your hotel is a dump and I don't want to touch anything in there but they can go and verify my deposit if they want.

If I'd had a shit punt with a bait and switcher and had been too stupid to walk I'd probably simply say I've just been up and fucked a hooker, she was shit and not as advertised so don't bother mate!!

Offline fredpunter

Does anyone have experience with bookings outcalls to Travelodge?

Yes thanks .

In my opinion most travelodges are much under rated .... book well in advance and prices are reasonable... they usually are clean and have good bathrooms ... and very often the rooms are bigger than many in hotels that cost 5 times as much .. especially in centre London.  Get a family room and you have a sofa as well as a bed to play on and it costs no extra.

I've been in some tiny rooms in so called 4 and 5 star hotels recently ... I'd have rather had a travelodge every time but they aren't cheap if booking last minute ... and sugar babies are sometimes not impressed if you suggest meeting in one.

Offline Marmalade

London prices are almost double or more than a lot of other places even for a Travelodge. If the prossies weren't so ugly you'd think they'd be charging more. What other city can you get a shag for less than the price of a cab from the airport?
http://www.londondrum.com/transport/black-taxi-cab-fares.php

Random travelodge: Perth £39, Covent Garden £179.

Does anyone have experience with bookings outcalls to Travelodge?

Loads.. I travel all over the UK with a marching band I play in, and many require an overnight stop due to distance.
That's when I get my chance for outcall. Most Travelodges should be through the refurbishment program that started last year? Very clean and comfortable. On the downside, all are card entry. So book in as a couple as may have to pass an attended reception. I usually ask for two cards, saying the wife shopping and collecting her later. So when going past reception shouldn't raise any suspicions. 

Offline fredpunter

I've paid as little as £12.50 to stay in travel lodges for naughty purposes and £9.50 once when visiting relatives in the north ... but both required booking well in advance and such ridiculously cheap deals seem not to be offered any more .... but you can still get rooms for reasonable prices (£29.50) on the outskirts of London if you book early. Doesn't help for spur of the moment punts. But I recently paid £69 for a 4 star hotel day room ... 10 till 6  ... and I've seen bigger cupboards ... fine for a quick shag but if you've got a girl for the whole day it does get a bit cramped when clothes and glasses and dishes and bags and stuff start to get scattered about.
Was in one where my phone and a bottle of wine and two glasses and a packet of condoms and various other bits and bobs were on the bedside table ... and clothes strewn on the floor around it ... and the table was so close to the bed that in the throws of passion it was rocked sufficiently to cause everything on it to fall to the ground ... covering everything in a rather nice new Zealand sauvignon. Would never have happened in a travelodge  :lol:

Offline Marmalade

you can still get rooms for reasonable prices (£29.50) on the outskirts of London if you book early.
Not many prostitutes can remember a booking made several months in advance.  :rolleyes:

I utterly fail to see why people want to live in London. I think they get stuck, like a drug addict, and find excuses to justify it. You only have to google "living in London, is it worth it" to find so many opinions and proofs that it isn't.

Here's one excelent quote:

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If you want to try living in London but you are in a small town try this.

    Put 60-70% of your money in a box each month and pretend you have given it to someone else in exchange for rent/travel/bills.

    When you go to work make sure you sit/stand in your cupboard at home for 45 mins to simulate the tube. Preferably try and get as many people in there. This will also prepare you for living in a studio.

    If you want to go anywhere but don't have time to sit in the cupboard have your friend drive and either pay them £50 cash (black cab) or use an IM app/google maps/paypal to pay them £10 (uber).

    At the pub always pay double whatever a round normally costs. You will be very popular with the local bar staff and eventually you'll think £5.50 for Peroni is a good deal.

    Don't do anything entertaining at home instead get your friends to subscribe to netflix and get them to sell tickets a month in advance that sell out rapidly. Get another friend to sell you the tickets for double the price later. When you go to your friends house pretend it is the most entertaining thing you have ever seen each time.


and

"According to figures released by the Office of National Statistics last week, London was the most expensive area in the UK for average house prices in 2013, at £428,000. This was a 4.2% increase from 2012, the largest across all regions. Meanwhile in the rental sector, a recent report in the Observer showed that private landlords have bought up half of the former council homes in some of London's poorest boroughs and private rents can cost as much as £230 a week more than council rents."

And try this:



and this



and this



On top of which, compared to somewhere like Edinburgh, they're among the most miserable fuckers in the country and that's saying something compared to Scotland.

And if James is going to slag Scotland again and complain it's all paid for by the elected Westminster parliament, then why the fuck don't you come and live here James nstead of beating yourself with the misery-stick and moaning about 'handouts'??

Offline fredpunter

Not many prostitutes can remember a booking made several months in advance.  :rolleyes:


True but if you like to dabble with reverse bookings like I used to when the worst that could happen is you'd waste less than 20 quid they were ideal .... put up the auction a couple of weeks before the date you'd booked and see what came in ... I had a few very pleasant surprises. And also good for seeing a regular once a month or so ... as I did with a stripper for a year or so

Also for those dabbling with s**king arrangements where most lasses don't have their own place it's handy ... assuming they don't turn their noses up at the thought of a travel lodge ... odd how they'll fuck you for several hours for a moderate "allowance" but prefer expensive cupboards to cheap rooms
« Last Edit: April 05, 2016, 02:34:36 PM by fredpunter »

Offline Marmalade

the worst that could happen is you'd waste less than 20 quid
Really... my time is more valuable I like to think.

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Afor those dabbling with s**king arrangements

??? Was that an auto-censer or a stutter? socking? sulking? sinking?  :unknown:

Offline fredpunter

Really... my time is more valuable I like to think.

??? Was that an auto-censer or a stutter? socking? sulking? sinking?  :unknown:

You'd only waste the money if no one bid who you fancied ... no time would be wasted ... it never happened that no one bid that I fancied anyway  ... Probably cos I'm in London

You are argumentative today  :lol:

Offline Diehard

Not many prostitutes can remember a booking made several months in advance.  :rolleyes:

I utterly fail to see why people want to live in London. I think they get stuck, like a drug addict, and find excuses to justify it. You only have to google "living in London, is it worth it" to find so many opinions and proofs that it isn't.

Here's one excelent quote:

and

"According to figures released by the Office of National Statistics last week, London was the most expensive area in the UK for average house prices in 2013, at £428,000. This was a 4.2% increase from 2012, the largest across all regions. Meanwhile in the rental sector, a recent report in the Observer showed that private landlords have bought up half of the former council homes in some of London's poorest boroughs and private rents can cost as much as £230 a week more than council rents."

And try this:



and this



and this



On top of which, compared to somewhere like Edinburgh, they're among the most miserable fuckers in the country and that's saying something compared to Scotland.

And if James is going to slag Scotland again and complain it's all paid for by the elected Westminster parliament, then why the fuck don't you come and live here James nstead of beating yourself with the misery-stick and moaning about 'handouts'??

Ok, a bit of perspective to that last table though as the five cities at the bottom of the league are all cities I have lived in previously and clearly my punting expenditure alone has affected the disposable income as I've always considered punting the same as a mortgage so disposable income can only be factored in after punting.


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