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punther

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I've had 2 stand out punts this year when I've walked away and thought....did that actually just happen  :lol:

Punt 1: Lady in question excuses herself to do what I believe is stash the cash but when she comes back tells me she actually just went to order a 'draw' from her dealer as she hasn't had one for 3 hours. As the punt progresses it turns out that the flat she's using as her incall location is her mums flat and....her mum was in the flat during the punt  :scare:


Punt 2: Once paperwork sorted Lady in question begins giving some owo after a few seconds brings out her phone and makes a call to her dealer to make and order whilst still giving owo   :D

Thinking back to these moments made me laugh, dont know if any of you guys have had similar experiences....

Leveve

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the SP looks like she hasn't had a proper wash for a day or two and has got 3mm long stubble on her legs and fanny  :thumbsdown:

Offline Roth

I've had 2 stand out punts this year when I've walked away and thought....did that actually just happen  :lol:

Punt 1: Lady in question excuses herself to do what I believe is stash the cash but when she comes back tells me she actually just went to order a 'draw' from her dealer as she hasn't had one for 3 hours. As the punt progresses it turns out that the flat she's using as her incall location is her mums flat and....her mum was in the flat during the punt  :scare:


Punt 2: Once paperwork sorted Lady in question begins giving some owo after a few seconds brings out her phone and makes a call to her dealer to make and order whilst still giving owo   :D

Thinking back to these moments made me laugh, dont know if any of you guys have had similar experiences....

Links please?  :unknown:

Offline cueball

I remember picking a street girl up twenty odd years ago and going back to her house, the family house, with all the family sat in the living room watching tv whilst me and her walked down the lobby, up the stairs and into her bedroom.

I think that might class as lower end  :D

Online RedKettle

you go to use the bathroom and her son (about the same age as you are) is sitting on the bog reading the Sun.

despite that you go into the bedroom wait until he has finished then return for a piss before shagging his mother.

Offline webpunter

In a parlour at 3am - which is a complete shit hole.  With a bouncer.  Getting wanked off for 40 quid for 30 mins.  When she got a nodder out for a BJ i'm thinking TFFT.  The only bonus is that as i was bladdered and she looked like a battleship i got most of the half hour  :lol:

FlyingBreadMan

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You knock on the door, you hear several locks being puzzled over, she opens the door with a glazed eyed distant look, smoke hanging out of the mouth, and a baby on the left boob...

Offline maxxblue

the SP looks like she hasn't had a proper wash for a day or two and has got 3mm long stubble on her legs and fanny  :thumbsdown:

Could be worse...

... like when the 3mm stubble is on her chin.  :D


Offline cat1144

I remember picking a street girl up twenty odd years ago and going back to her house, the family house, with all the family sat in the living room watching tv whilst me and her walked down the lobby, up the stairs and into her bedroom.

I think that might class as lower end  :D

 :scare:  that would worry me alot to be honest !

Offline webpunter

:scare:  that would worry me alot to be honest !
Me too.  Especially with the mother on the premises.  Some old battle axe.  I would have walked.  More likely run  :scare:

Online RedKettle

...you are shagging an old bird who used to look abit rough but OK ish when you first fucked her over 10 years ago.  You are really only doing it for old times sake and there is something appealing about just how seedy and dirty the whole thing is.  She is well past her best and shifting position is tricky as her joints are not that great these days.  You really have no chance of coming as you pump away but the old tart is happy for you to stick it in her mouth and CIM.  She swallows and then needs to rest a few moments.  Once she has recovered she starts telling you how attractive her daughter is, shows you her photo where she is topless and mentions that she needs to earn a few quid..........






Offline cueball

:scare:  that would worry me alot to be honest !

Yes, it makes my toes curl too but I were young, foolish and all my brains were in my dick.

Offline Zeusthedoc

...you are shagging an old bird who used to look abit rough but OK ish when you first fucked her over 10 years ago.  You are really only doing it for old times sake and there is something appealing about just how seedy and dirty the whole thing is.  She is well past her best and shifting position is tricky as her joints are not that great these days.  You really have no chance of coming as you pump away but the old tart is happy for you to stick it in her mouth and CIM.  She swallows and then needs to rest a few moments.  Once she has recovered she starts telling you how attractive her daughter is, shows you her photo where she is topless and mentions that she needs to earn a few quid..........

I'd be pissed off that she didn't mention it at the start....mother / daughter threesome - where's that bucket list thread?

Offline Turtle Z

When you turn up at 10am for a punt and are taken through to the kitchen where the girl is smoking a fag and drinking a can of Carlsberg, both of which she'd like to finish before you get started. 

Offline Hungarian Lover

In Liverpool waiting to meet some relatives a girl comes up to me and asks for some money for a coffee followed by asking if I want anything else, now I've not had sex for many a year ( this is pre punting ) so we go off hand in hand to one of those fancy toilets. Inside I get my hands on a not to bad pair of tits, first time in years followed by a quick blow job! Quick photo of her tits as I know my brother won't believe me. We go our separate ways. Text my brother " Love a blow job first thing in the morning" of course he thinks I'm joking but the tit picture proves other wise! Thinking about it afterwards that with all the cameras that are all around that I wasn't arrested. :wacko:

vw

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I remember picking a street girl up twenty odd years ago and going back to her house, the family house, with all the family sat in the living room watching tv whilst me and her walked down the lobby, up the stairs and into her bedroom.

I think that might class as lower end  :D

That was a high end street girl.

I knew i was at the low end when getting a BJ in the bush from a nice pretty ginger just as she started someone shouted make sure he pays first, the ginger stops sucking and shouts back he has paid mum.   :scare: :scare:

andrewpuntz

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 :lol: when the girls eyes are so wired up that you think they're gonna burst out her head while she sucks you off  :vomit:

Online RedKettle

and all my brains were in my dick.

At critical walk/no walk moments mine still are  :D

Offline MJ.spritzen

When you're doing a 51yo because the idea of going with a woman old enough to be your mum is "cool". So there you are doing her in her own flat, on her own bed, she's bend over and you're giving it to her good style. Look to your left and there's a photo of her son who's not only the same age as you but is a kid you knew in school who was an absolute shit.

Explains why that boy always has the latest phone/clothes/etc.

Online RedKettle

I'd be pissed off that she didn't mention it at the start....mother / daughter threesome - where's that bucket list thread?

I am still working towards that - I am afraid that the experience I related was relatively recent and not some long ago mis adventure.  I did not at the time follow up on the "hints" as I was not sure I had read it right and both the place and the woman were a dump and post pop I was focused on getting out of there.  Thanks to this thread getting it back in my mind I may follow up.  She lives a long way from me so difficult to arrange, but to be fair the daughter did look hot.  (Which proves the apple can fall a fuck of a long way from the tree.)

Offline Zeusthedoc

I am still working towards that - I am afraid that the experience I related was relatively recent and not some long ago mis adventure.  I did not at the time follow up on the "hints" as I was not sure I had read it right and both the place and the woman were a dump and post pop I was focused on getting out of there.  Thanks to this thread getting it back in my mind I may follow up.  She lives a long way from me so difficult to arrange, but to be fair the daughter did look hot.  (Which proves the apple can fall a fuck of a long way from the tree.)

be sure to review - might be worth travelling if it is a decent punt!

Offline ComeAgain

Yes, it makes my toes curl too but I were young, foolish and all my brains were in my dick.
....and at what age will my brains move out of my dick? I'm past 50 and can't see it happening now!

will-ow

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When in a chilly November, probably 15 years ago now, you get approached in Southampton  by a woman all wrapped up (winter ) and end up in an ally getting some quick OWO for £30... To then see her lack of many teeth her scalf was hiding. ...

Offline myothernameis

Girl from massage parlour invited a few clients back to her place; now once there it was quite clear, she had a drug habit, as right in front of me, she smoked some heroin on tin foil............then 15 min's later, we went into the bedroom, she was high probably the best sex I had had

She soon started asking for loans of money, mostly to feed her habit, it was at this point, I stopped seeing her, don't know if true, think a few years later she passed away, possible overdose

Offline PLeisure

This thread needs to be stickied - some quality ghetto moments here  :D :sarcastic: :crazy:
 - kudos to the OP  :drinks:
« Last Edit: March 31, 2016, 09:57:33 am by PLeisure »

justfornow

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woah....some of these stories make me feel like a punting snob. I don't know how you guys go through with some of this stuff.

Worst thing happened to me before I joined here or had the ability to walk. I have to admit it's nothing  compared to other stuff mentioned here.

I booked a wg, got instructions, got to a shitty neighbourhood went up shitty crumbling stairs.
Doors opened by and older woman I didn't fancy one bit. Hesitated then and didn't walk only from lack of experience.
Her flat was a fucking mess. It was old and falling apart. It wasn't dirty as in mud everywhere but it had this sleazy feel about.
I didn't want to put my shit on the floor or take my boots off. I took a shower in a creaky bathroom trying to touch as little of the surroundings as possible.
She wasn't bad in the end. CIM and a bit of awkward sex. On top of everything fucking condom broke. So I did CIM again and ran for my life.

Very good learning experience. Promised myself to walk next time it feels wrong. Walked twice since.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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In Tallin on a stag do, severely pissed up, asked taxi driver to take us to girls. Drove out of the city centre to a neighbourhood that made Coronation Street look like Knightsbridge, dropped us outside a grey two storey house. We knock on the door, get let in by an old babushka and shown into waiting room. Offered beers and then in come the girls for us to choose, they were young, scantily but cheaply dressed with stripper heels, all looked a bit vacant, likely drugged up but I chose two "sisters". Upstairs to the bedroom, got down to business, not bad, we were all naked when a major commotion started, mens voices shouting angrily, loads of crashing noises like furniture being broken. Sobered up fast, got dressed sharpish, gathered the rest of the lads, the main door was smashed up and there was debris everywhere. We ran, fast, as we reached the corner heard what sounded like a gunshot followed by screaming, did not go back to check....presumably some kind of turf war over the girls/drugs or whatever.

Offline MJ.spritzen

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In Tallin on a stag do, severely pissed up, asked taxi driver to take us to girls. Drove out of the city centre to a neighbourhood that made Coronation Street look like Knightsbridge, dropped us outside a grey two storey house. We knock on the door, get let in by an old babushka and shown into waiting room. Offered beers and then in come the girls for us to choose, they were young, scantily but cheaply dressed with stripper heels, all looked a bit vacant, likely drugged up but I chose two "sisters". Upstairs to the bedroom, got down to business, not bad, we were all naked when a major commotion started, mens voices shouting angrily, loads of crashing noises like furniture being broken. Sobered up fast, got dressed sharpish, gathered the rest of the lads, the main door was smashed up and there was debris everywhere. We ran, fast, as we reached the corner heard what sounded like a gunshot followed by screaming, did not go back to check....presumably some kind of turf war over the girls/drugs or whatever.

Sounds like another evening in Speke, Liverpool mate.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Sounds like another evening in Speke, Liverpool mate.

I lived in Liverpool in the mid eighties,. know what you mean pal!

Offline MJ.spritzen

I remember about 2 years ago before i knew about this forum there was a girl advertising herself in the Metro as the "cock doctor". Rang and booked, got to the place, normal house in normal street. Knocked on the door, and a very worn out woman opened the door with the chain still on and barked "have you got an appointment?" I thought to myself "she's taking this Dr thing very seriously isnt she?". Turned out the "cock Dr" was upstairs and ready. A woman in the 30s that had never been to medical school. Ok punt, nothing really to speak of.

Offline anyfucker

you guys sure know how to live.

Online RedKettle

be sure to review - might be worth travelling if it is a decent punt!

mother (and grandmother I am embarrassed to confess) is "retired" I believe and only sees myself and another old regular.  Frankly not sure anyone else would bother, I only do occasionally when I want seedy.

if it turns out daughter is becoming a WG then I will review if I see her - my fantasy at the moment is that mother thinks I would be a good first punt for the daughter  :thumbsup:  Yea I know - unlikely.

Offline flybynightpm

crap moments:
Walking through the living room whilst the gran watches daytime tv on a council house sized plasma... dogs going mad in the kitchen and taking the stairway to heaven or rather the converted loft <good views mind>

Squeezing through the rubbish bins to get to the flat above the kebab  shop, aroma D'Donna and surround sound of the tube trains rumbling past...

Don't get any of this in your modern serviced flats, much more interesting and colourful.

Offline Marmalade

When you save 30p by taking your own condom (true story)

Offline Steve2

crap moments:


Squeezing through the rubbish bins to get to the flat above the kebab  shop, aroma D'Donna and surround sound of the tube trains rumbling past...



Sounds like a well known flat in Kingsbury ;)

Offline sireel

.... you're getting a two girl massage at a parlour, and the two are that rough you're struggling to even get hard. So as the fat one is wanking you off, with her finger lodged firmly up your arse, the wild-eyed crackhead looking one flops a tit into your face that has the unmistakable and pungent aroma -and taste- of B.O... and you're that desperately close to the vinegar strokes you suck it anyway as you cum. On the way home you seriously question what you are doing with your life.

Online RedKettle

...the door is opened by a complete minger, the sort of overweight chip eating smoking old slapper that appears in the media whenever a journalist wants to have a go at people on benefits.  The room is disgusting with piles of clothes all over the place, you tell yourself they are washed but not yet ironed, you are kidding yourself.  She hauls her top off revealing a pair of floppy bags and a spare tyre, yanks down her skirt and without removing any of the clothes on the bed lies down and gives you a bored could not give a shit look.  You look around and there is damp on the walls, bowls with the remains of food in and a funny smell which might be her or the flat.  This is before you had found AW and UKP was still a fantasy for a young NIK who was busy writing his book.  You had no plan B and you were horny as fuck.......

I have left punts thinking that was seedy and I enjoyed it - in this case I felt nothing but self loathing and I did not punt for quite a while afterwards.

Offline Squire Haggard

In the 80s I was cruising around Glasgow's red light district, The Blythswood Square area, as one did in those days. It had been raining recently, and I drove through a puddle, and accidentally splashed a mini skirted WG, who shouted in protest.  I think that my mind was on the girls rather than the puddles. By way of apology, I picked her up and shagged her.  :rose:

Offline Turtle Z

By way of apology, I picked her up and shagged her.  :rose:

Conduct that is both chivalrous and gentlemanly!  :hi:

Offline Mykneeshurt

...the pimp tries to mug you on the way out...

Online RedKettle

This thread is great and it has brought back some old memories, and one or two from not so long ago, of some pretty seedy moments that with hindsight I quite enjoyed.  It also made me really appreciate the punt today with a tried and tested (and quite classy) WG!!

Offline Horizontal pleasures

bed was a mattress on the floor, no sheets, bog was filthy - no bogroll (I had wipes in my bag) - dirty cups on the bare floorboards, no curtains, rented TV, baby in cot in next room (which I did not realise until it woke up at some point) but the punt was terrific, she was really randy.

Simplysimon

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Get given address to , so she claimed on her profile , a 4* hotel , arrive at the postcode to find it is a hostel for homeless single mothers !!!
I walked (or drove)

Offline ladiesman020

I was having Anal with a russian woman in a Soho walkup while she was on the phone to her mother lool
Banned reason: Undesirable, covertly filming bookings
Banned by: daviemac

Offline ComeAgain

....that moment of horror. A threesome with two lovely Edinburgh ladies. A bit of kink ensued. One went down to suck my cock, whilst the other straddled my face. The stench!! The stench of ammonia from her rancid fanny....left me bereft for weeks afterwards.

Offline Marmalade

....that moment of horror. A threesome with two lovely Edinburgh ladies. A bit of kink ensued. One went down to suck my cock, whilst the other straddled my face. The stench!! The stench of ammonia from her rancid fanny....left me bereft for weeks afterwards.
Name n rancifanni shame ?   :angelgirl:

Online Bumbuttass

Getting a Thai girl on all fours for doggy and me seeing she has Piles  :vomit:

londinium

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.... you get her top off and see self harm cuts and trackmarks on arms from heroin use!!!!! Run Run.

Offline Sonny Crockett

When she says she's fed up with escorting.