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Offline mh

If you were underage discussing it on an open forum maybe isn't the best idea.

Perhaps she meant she was older and looked it...  ;)

Offline xkinkyxmilf22x

oooh no i wasnt underage. i was old enough for sex. lol :blush:

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what about the poor WGs who have to put up with smelly willys?!  :vomit:

The poor wg is getting paid handsomely. She should be tactful enough to divert the owner of said smelly cock into the shower if it really is that bad.

The gentleman is paying handsomely for the wg's time, she should be clean and smelling fresh. Had one experience of a smelly girl who's vagina stunk, I tried to get her to join me in the shower, she declined as she didn't want to get her hair wet. I eventually cut my losses and stopped the punt short and left.

No excuse really on both sides, however there is a difference IMO. A stinky prossie is not a busy girl!

Offline finn5555

The poor wg is getting paid handsomely. She should be tactful enough to divert the owner of said smelly cock into the shower if it really is that bad.

The gentleman is paying handsomely for the wg's time, she should be clean and smelling fresh. Had one experience of a smelly girl who's vagina stunk, I tried to get her to join me in the shower, she declined as she didn't want to get her hair wet. I eventually cut my losses and stopped the punt short and left.

No excuse really on both sides, however there is a difference IMO. A stinky prossie is not a busy girl!

Not met many pro$$ies who want to share a shower but those that do never worry about hair and makeup thank god

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oooh no i wasnt underage. i was old enough for sex. lol :blush:

Oh dear, is there an opening a can of worms smiley?

I'm no expert, but I believe a man paying for sex with a girl under the age of 18 (regardless of them being over the age of consent) is illegal on the part of the punter.  If you lied to him saying you we're 18 then you have led him to commit a crime that he had no knowledge off.

You've never been based in Essex have you?

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Offline xkinkyxmilf22x

Oh dear, is there an opening a can of worms smiley?

I'm no expert, but I believe a man paying for sex with a girl under the age of 18 (regardless of them being over the age of consent) is illegal on the part of the punter.  If you lied to him saying you we're 18 then you have led him to commit a crime that he had no knowledge off.

You've never been based in Essex have you?

Uk punting - putting the PUNTER first

i dont blame the man at all. i have never regretted doing it, i and he was happy. Nope not in essex.

i didnt realize it was illegal tbh, at least im old enough now!

Offline Melb

Prossie on the phone - sometimes to the next punter.
Chewing gum
Wet hair or wrapped in a towel
Tampon string hanging out - "wait a sec, I'll just take this out"

Offline smiths

what about the poor WGs who have to put up with smelly willys?!  :vomit:

They dont HAVE to put up with them, either tell the skanky guy to bath/shower or refuse to punt with him, its the WGs choice if working of free will.

There is no excuse for WGs or punters to smell before a punt.

Tony Montana


I'm no expert, but I believe a man paying for sex with a girl under the age of 18 (regardless of them being over the age of consent) is illegal on the part of the punter.  If you lied to him saying you we're 18 then you have led him to commit a crime that he had no knowledge off.


Maybe Silverado can confirm but I believe if a punter even unknowingly has sex with an underage prossie, he can be put on the sex offenders register which would do wonders for his job prospects.

Offline Sarahs Back

Perhaps there should be a time curfew on these types of posts :vomit:

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I just nearly choked laughing! :lol:

Offline Sarahs Back

Please guys tell me that you are joking about all those things....
Kids!!! Pets!!! Please tell me you are joking... Tampax strings! Old Condoms! No wonder we get such a bad name!
But hey I got my first taste of knob cheese the other day!  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:
The guy was talking to me as I went down on him ... I wasn't paying attention  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Offline johnr1

No No No we are not joking I have had it all in my time
That’s what gives WG’s a bad name and it goes hand in hand with poor service, if the girl can’t be bothered about hygiene and the state of her appearance the service you get is terrible, we pay good money for a girls time and expect hygiene and effort in the appointment
Many a time a girl on her period has a sponge pushed up inside and going down on her and tasting blood is horrendous added to the fact that I’m a vegetarian makes it worse
Remnants of toilet paper is another terrible experience I have had that’s been mentioned. With time I have become more hardened to just taking one look and telling the girl what I think and getting out ASAP without money changing hands, if I have handed over the money and the girl works for an agency  I have managed to get a full refund from the agency many times
So now I try and find a WG that looks after herself and gives a good service and stick with her until she stops working or moves on
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Offline SteveNova

Oh dear, is there an opening a can of worms smiley?

I'm no expert, but I believe a man paying for sex with a girl under the age of 18 (regardless of them being over the age of consent) is illegal on the part of the punter.  If you lied to him saying you we're 18 then you have led him to commit a crime that he had no knowledge off.

You've never been based in Essex have you?

Uk punting - putting the PUNTER first

True now, but I don't think it wasn't a crime prior to 2004 - as long as the girl was 16 or over.  So it depend how long ago Kinkytmilf was talking about.

Offline sarahjayneleeds

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No No No we are not joking I have had it all in my time
That’s what gives WG’s a bad name and it goes hand in hand with poor service, if the girl can’t be bothered about hygiene and the state of her appearance the service you get is terrible, we pay good money for a girls time and expect hygiene and effort in the appointment
Many a time a girl on her period has a sponge pushed up inside and going down on her and tasting blood is horrendous added to the fact that I’m a vegetarian makes it worse
Remnants of toilet paper is another terrible experience I have had that’s been mentioned. With time I have become more hardened to just taking one look and telling the girl what I think and getting out ASAP without money changing hands, if I have handed over the money and the girl works for an agency  I have managed to get a full refund from the agency many times
So now I try and find a WG that looks after herself and gives a good service and stick with her until she stops working or moves on

Sorry to here of your bad experiences John but the bit in red made me chuckle  :)

Offline SteveNova


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True now, but I don't think it wasn't a crime prior to 2004 - as long as the girl was 16 or over.  So it depend how long ago Kinkytmilf was talking about.

Well profile/username says 22, so in 2004 she'd be 14/15...

Offline xkinkyxmilf22x

At 16, I wasnt supposed to know? I got with an older man, who used to for gis fantasy, not that ok complaining, sex was good! Also tbh I wouldnt of spoken to the guy after that.

Offline k

What everyone else said, plus:-

Bad breath, a cold room, cat litter tray, brown-stained underwear hanging in the bathroom, spunk stains on the bed-sheets (minus a further 10 points if still wet - ugh).  Some pets are ok (e.g. goldfish), but not a lounge devoted to a dog that had just delivered a litter of puppies, plus there's something about ferrets that doesn't appeal, particularly when allowed inside the bed-clothes (true story).

Offline xkinkyxmilf22x

What everyone else said, plus:-

Bad breath, a cold room, cat litter tray, brown-stained underwear hanging in the bathroom, spunk stains on the bed-sheets (minus a further 10 points if still wet - ugh).  Some pets are ok (e.g. goldfish), but not a lounge devoted to a dog that had just delivered a litter of puppies, plus there's something about ferrets that doesn't appeal, particularly when allowed inside the bed-clothes (true story).

I have a puppy but shes outside or crated when I do in calls.. Would this be a turn off? She never barks, and isnt allowed upstairs lol.


Offline k

I have a puppy but shes outside or crated when I do in calls.. Would this be a turn off? She never barks, and isnt allowed upstairs lol.
A puppy is fine.  Met a woman who thought her dog would be a distraction... so she put him/her in the bathroom... but that is generally the first place I want to visit on arrival. 

I suppose it's a hygiene thing - if the flat is clean and tidy then sometimes even cats and dogs are ok.

Offline xkinkyxmilf22x

Deffo clean and tidy, I had mild ocd ha!

Id be soo embarrsed if it wasnt!

Offline Sarahs Back

I really am learning stuff about the other side of this business ... I do outcalls or the odd stint in a hotel
I have to say it looks like I've been spoilt in this industry ....
 I could never let anyone come to my "home" (kids) but if I did then I'm sure that I would treat it like any working environment .... Clean is must!

Doing the outcalls I have to say whilst most are hotels that I goto but I have only had about 3 dirty homes ... One was full of dog hair, it got everywhere I was spitting it out the whole time lol

Offline k

Deffo clean and tidy, I had mild ocd ha!

Id be soo embarrsed if it wasnt!
The O in OCD is a bit of a misnomer.  If you have had bad experiences then it is your mind's method of remedying those experiences from recurring. 

If you are in healthcare or the food industry then you will find that what the average man in the street regards as OCD is a rule for compliance in those sectors: for example you are told how and when to wash your hands and how to put rubbish into a bin.

Offline cunnyhunt

A pro$$ie in Stevenage hotel who had wet! spunk between her tits.

I pointed it to her and she used a wipe to clean, I suggested a shower would be better as she would have time when I leave.

Stevenage is a shithole more bad than Russia.

Offline fabbian von minky

grubby feet, laddered stockings,fluffy toys, creaky beds had a few punts where ive started to giggle when the bed is squeeking,trying to hold it in ,,no good full on laughter and then shown the door,
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